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Suarez bites | "sorry for falling into him and biting him and that"

Jacob

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He should be banned for 15 games, or there abouts. And forced to play with a gumshield for the rest of his career.
That would be something! Could be his trademark just like Cech with the helmet.
 

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scousers cannot help themselves. they are from self-pity city. Always the victim, it's never their fault.

If you had told a scouser in the 1700's that he was in the wrong in participating the slave trade, he would not agree.

http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/ism/slavery/europe/liverpool.aspx

if you tell a scouser about you know what in belgium, he will deny deny deny.

Nicholas Wade and Spencer Wells could do a population study regarding scousers and I am certain they have unique genetic markers that make them behave in such a manner. Read A Troublesome Inheritance to understand what I am saying.
Awful post
 
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100% correct, I mean who the feck does Chiellini think he is trying to show the ref his bite marks? Horrible behavior.
Almost as horrible as Australia I think trying to use replays on the big screen as proof back in 2010(i think it was Australia and 2010 -_-)

Embarrassing stuff from Lugano, I get protecting your player....but going to embarrassing standards to do so when you can simply say you didn't see it or something(<---- the safer blatant lie).
 

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Not sure if it has been posted

Uruguay captain Diego Lugano: "You saw this, really? You need to show me because I didn't see anything. Did you see it today or did you see what happened in other years. You couldn't have seen it today because nothing happened.

"The worst of everything is the attitude of Chiellini. He's a great player, with an enormous status. It doesn't correspond with Italian football. As sportsmen leaving the field, crying and appealing against a rival. As a man he disappointed me totally."
 

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Such a good solution! It would be itself a crime to deny the world such a good player. A gum shield is a much better solution.
When our tomcat got all aggressive and territorial we had him fixed, calmed him right down.

Eunuch Suarez is the answer.
 

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Almost as horrible as Australia I think trying to use replays on the big screen as proof back in 2010(i think it was Australia and 2010 -_-)

Embarrassing stuff from Lugano, I get protecting your player....but going to embarrassing standards to do so when you can simply say you didn't see it or something(<---- the safer blatant lie).
Do you mean his handball? That was against Ghana.
 

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I am sorry, but the man is a disgusting piece of shit.
 

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Don't worry everybody, One RAWK poster has a great idea :-

Wouldn't a plain gumshield/mouthguard prevent him doing this?

Rugby players have them and seem to have no problems running etc.

He needs to do something as he is not in control of his actions in pressure situations.
I'm old-skool. This is what Suarez needs imo.


 

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They'll probably let him host the next World Cup.
Interesting idea. He has the dental real-estate for it. Any football-lover who wouldn't pay to watch a team of FIFA-approved dentists etch stadiums into his incisors over a period of two years is not a football-lover.
 

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Do you mean his handball? That was against Ghana.
No I mean....Australia having a disallowed goal that really should of been a goal, and the big screen was showing replays which they told the ref to look at.
 

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Not sure what goes through his head when he does stuff like this. But, let the faux outrage flow.
 
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I think FIFA should seriously consider making him play with a muzzle of some sort. 10 game ban + a lifetime bite-guard.
 

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No I mean....Australia having a disallowed goal that really should of been a goal, and the big screen was showing replays which they told the ref to look at.
Oh sorry, can't remember that.
 

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It was a Tevez goal being blatantly offside vs Mexico actually. Pretty sure I remember Harry Kewell doing something similar at some point though -_-
 

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The thing is, I can't think of what he might hope to gain from it? Is he hoping to get swung at and get an opponent sent off?

My wife, who's got a psychology degree, thinks he's got some issues, and says that biting is something young children resort to when frustrated, not adults :lol:
 

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Players have been to prison for hit and runs and come out and played again. This is an extreme act and a ban will follow but you're overreacting with that one.
Trust me if a player turns up on a field of play mowing mother feckers the feck over and driving off there will be major bannings.

I think you've forgotten where this latest incident happened and what governing body is in charge of it. Had Suarez bitten someone in the street he would likely be jailed with no ban whatsoever.
 

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I believe 100% that people's thirst for punishment and revenge is worse than what Suárez has done on the pitch. Outrageous and indefensible action from Suárez, but I do not see the necessity for all these huge insults and demands for an incredibly long ban. Let us find the correct balance, please.
The fact he continues to do things like this despite being punished should indicate there is something wrong and the punishment is not working. We need to help him, because he is an exceptional player, and the world of football benefits with players as talented as he is.

I am not defending him, it was a preposterous and despicable act, just stating that calling for huge punishment does not help anyone and also robs world football from an exquisite talent.
:lol:
 

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Liverpool will be the big winners in all of this as I expect Barca and Real to pull the plug on any deals for Suarez now meaning Liverpool will get to hang onto their only world class player...they'll be delighted to hang onto him
 

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Some guy in Norway apparently bet on Suarez biting somone at the World Cup. :lol:
 

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Well that's that, then.
That's an amazing quote if true. So what is he saying that Suarez just happened to put his face near a previous bite Chiellini had received, who then some how sensed how close his face was and devised the plan to go down. Unbelievable.
 

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It was a Tevez goal being blatantly offside vs Mexico actually. Pretty sure I remember Harry Kewell doing something similar at some point though -_-
That was a bizarre situation. Once it was up, everyone in the stadium including the linesman and ref knew they'd fecked up. There was nothing that could be done though as they'd kicked off I'm sure. Linesman looked a wreck after it.
 

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Is everyone in Uruguay an enabling cnut?

feck sake I hope Suarez is broken in two.
 

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It's a shame he didn't bite one of the Liverpool players in the previous match.Would have loved to see RAWK defend him then :D
Isn't that easy to defend ?:D That could be common greeting in Uruguay :lol:
 

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Liverpool will be the big winners in all of this as I expect Barca and Real to pull the plug on any deals for Suarez now meaning Liverpool will get to hang onto their only world class player...they'll be delighted to hang onto him
Well yea..... However if the daft bastards banned and they get to pay his wages for feck all it really isn't ideal.
 

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That's an amazing quote if true. So what is he saying that Suarez just happened to put his face near a previous bite Chiellini had received, who then some how sensed how close his face was and devised the plan to go down. Unbelievable.
They're quite happy to lie it seems. Win at all costs.
 

ZAGREB RED

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FIFA rule that any player biting an opponent can be banned for up to 2 years. On sky sports website. This is his 3rd time if found guilty. Its not that far to Devil's Island from Brazil just leave him there