He probably cunningly had bites placed all over his body, just on the off chance.
Suarez bites | "sorry for falling into him and biting him and that"
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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A Norwegian punter has just won €2000 after backing Suarez to bite someone at the World Cup at 175/1
Ironically, if he's banned from international games, his value will go up since he's less likely to get injured, fatigued etc playing too many games
He's already had a ridiculous number of conduct related bans. 7 at Ajax, 8 for racism and 10 for biting. If 25 games hasn't acted as enough of a deterrent, it should be the starting point for deciding the next punishment.
Honestly should be punishing the man though, not club or country. He's done it for both now. It should be a 25+ game for professional matches, regardless of team.
Not that I believe that would happen, be it on international or club level, but just imagine the scenario where it does on club level...Scousers fail to sell him and are stuck with him being banned for two years. Aaaawwww.
They already won though which makes it more stupid. Just keep quiet i.e. "I didn't see it" rather than say something as silly/petty as that.
At the risk of derailing this thread, are they his real feckin ears? or is that shopped?
I can't believe Chiellini would shoulder him in the teeth like that.
Fifa haven't got the bottle to ban him for two years.
In Uruguay this is how you greet a good friend.
Yeah just waiting for some loony fan to show the bite mark doesn't line up to where Suarez's face was or something.
Real ears. They are almost as disgusting as his teeth.
Surely they could terminate his contract in that case. Doubt they would leave themselves open for such things.
I agree, but I was referring to the bigger picture. They don't want to see him banned so are quite happy to lie.
It can't be a coincidence that his face is perfectly built for biting, he's an experiment gone wrong
Yeah true. Oh well shouldn't be surprised any more. Football lost its integrity a long time ago.
Amazing. Though I find that less surprising then the Uruguay captains comments.
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The reaction from the Uruguay players and coach is even more delusional and self-victimizing than Liverpool. Psychopaths do attract quite a rabid ****.
or much more corrupt you mean. Most likely an international ban only, yes he bit someone, yes it was outrageous, but it happened on an international level. The dippers should be happy here, Barca and Madrid would be having second thoughts now and the dippers will have a worldclass talent all to themselves without the distraction of him flittering half way around the world for friendlies and qualifiers.
Even then they would've "lost" 50m+ (well 150m going by some) dollars/pounds/euros.
"We" have no responsibility for helping him, he doesn't even admit he's got a problem (if indeed he actually has - we're not qualified to say whether he has or hasn't). Maybe he's just a downright bad character, who could never be helped. They do exist.
You can already tell what angle Liverpool fans are trying to take with Luis Suarez Bitegate part 3. To try and avoid a lengthy ban they're trying to get the "Oh he needs help, we shouldn't ban him we should help him" thing going.
I agree that he needs help but he should get the help whilst he's serving a very long ban from football.
I agree that he needs help but he should get the help whilst he's serving a very long ban from football.
What about Chiellini's right of 'not to get bitten' while playing football?
TBF when he gets up in the morning they hit the ceiling.
Exactly! What does he want us to do? Chip in for psychiatric help? It's up to him to change all that Fifa can do is look at what had happened.
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Lying turd.
The biggest problem for me is that I cannot relate in any way to Suarez's actions. Most players can get mad and do a headbutt or push another player - as a somewhat natural reaction to a spirited argument when adrenalin is at max and tension is high.
Even Zidane-Materazzi had a build up before Zidane went "temporarily mad".
Suarez just became mad that he couldn't get past Chiellini a second earlier and f*ing bites him?
Wasn't it the same with Ivanovic "Damn, my regular magic ain't working against this guy - I'll go Dracula on him!!"
Even Zidane-Materazzi had a build up before Zidane went "temporarily mad".
Suarez just became mad that he couldn't get past Chiellini a second earlier and f*ing bites him?
Wasn't it the same with Ivanovic "Damn, my regular magic ain't working against this guy - I'll go Dracula on him!!"
What team is going to pay a release clause for a player that will be banned for the first 8-10 games? With no guarantees of not re offending?
Feels like we've just sold Luis for120m and bought him for 120m.
Feels like we've just sold Luis for120m and bought him for 120m.
To be fair Nevs given Scholes a kiss, and may have done it to other players
Shouldn't have given him that contract.
I can't see him being given a club ban, even though he should get one.
Cantona got a club ban from FIFA right?
In all seriousness, is there a case for a life ban here?