[Obvious WUM] I have decided to quit being a Man United fan

[FortBoyard]

Well it has finally come to this, for years and years I have loyally cheered as the Red Devils overcame many opponents, I steadfastly showed my support in the 2 years when Chelsea won the title in the mid 2000s and up until today I had rode out the previous two years of abject misery.

But today is the final straw, how much heartache can we be made to endure? How much misery are we expected to swallow with a smile as our club overspend in the transfer market once again? As our club embrarrasses us in front of the world by signing and selling players late in the period in which we are authorised to do so.

The very fabric of our club is being torn limb from limb the parasites that are the money making fat cats in Wall Street. The share price runs the clubs agenda, and I for one am not prepared for a world that is uncertain and challenging. I crave only easy success, simple dealings and players like Marco Reus signing in July.

Louis Van Gaal, Edward Woodward you have made my face red and hot with shame and now I refuse to applaud when those that work for you achieve success. Not at least until you have increased the levels of success and minimised my sense of embarrassment.

 

[Alex99]

cool

 

[Robbie Boy]

Cheerio, lad.

 

[Raw]

 

[Crackers]

10/10. Good wum.

 

[Igor Drefljak]

If you think LVG and Woodwards decision making is bad, take a look at your opening post

 

[The Red Thinker]

Cool story bro. Hope you deactivate your account on your way out. Cheers.

 

[botond]

get a grip , its a fecking game

 

[Striker10]

bugger off

 

[Bubz27]

 

[pierrethesnack]

Go out and have a pint or five, get laid, and come back

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

I <3 Poe's Law.

 

[Getsme]

Not sure if serious.

 

[dwd]

Hahahahaha! Get out.

 

[Croftona7]

I heard City have some seats to fill over at their place.

 

[m1y2]

Come back when we win trophies again.-)

 

[YouOnlyLiveTwice]

This is a joke right?

edit: ofc it is, the other Guys had me worried

 

[Sied]

10/10. Good wum.

I give it an 8.

 

[Moonred]

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Y'all realise it's a parody, right? There's a few clues in there. My favourite is "...by buying and selling players late in the period in which they are authorised to do so".

 

[IBleedRed]

Tedious wum

 

[Zexstream]

You cant have been a fan to begin with!

You don't just pick and choose, you don't quit when things are tough, you stick with your club no matter what.

Just because your not happy with the way things are going is a piss poor reason to quit, If the manager makes the wrong choices he will pay for it, Moyes was kicked out for failure, so will LVG.

But right now we dont know how our season will pan out, so why quit being a fan?

Thats just sad.

 

[JPRouve]

and I for one am not prepared for a world that is uncertain and challenging. I crave only easy success, simple dealings and players like Marco Reus signing in July

 

[AR87]

Lmao

 

[LARulz]

People are clearly not reading the post

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Also at the people who will think this is serious.

 

[Jerch]

You are stupid, sry.

Edit: even if you are WUMing.

 

[Nik70]

He'll be back.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

You idiots have pushed him over the edge

 

[Jagga7]

I'm glad. I won't have the misfortune of reading your miserable posts anymore!

 

[Randall Flagg]

It's a joke by the way

 

[AltiUn]

Best thing I've seen all day, be seeing ya!

 

[Striker10]

People are clearly not reading the post

Most people are joking I think

 

[limerickcitykid]

Bro, this story that you just wrote is really cool.

 

[Sir A1ex]

 

[ChaddyP]

definitely deserves a new signature under his name

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

People wondering if this is serious, is this your first day on the internet or something?

Well it has finally come to this, for years and years I have loyally cheered as the Red Devils overcame many opponents, I steadfastly showed my support in the 2 years in when Chelsea won the title in the mid 2000s and up until today I had rode out the previous two years of abject misery.

But today is the final straw, how much heartache can we be made to endure? How much misery are we expected to swallow with a smile as our club overspend a in the transfer market once again? As our club embrarrasses us in front of the world by signing and selling players late in the period in which we are authorised to do so.

The very fabric of our club is being torn limb from limb the parasites that are the money making fat cats in Wall Street. The share price runs the clubs agenda, and I for one am not prepared for a world that is uncertain and challenging. I crave only easy success, simple dealings and players like Marco Reus signing in July.

Louis Van Gaal, Edward Woodward you have made my face red and hot with shame and now I refuse to applaud when those that work for you achieve success. Not at least until you have increased the levels of success and minimised my sense of embarrassment.

I mean come on

 

[Mojo_]

Feck it, I'm going back to following Caersws on teletext.

 

[montpelier]

You don't get to quit unless you were never (let's be polite and say not that keen) in the first place.

Sorry that you feel this way, however.

 

[FromTheBench]

This thread is probably intended to be some sort of sarcastic WUM.

Shit one though.