Ronaldo The Movie

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I'm a Ronaldo fan but that looks like a very pricey exercise in narcissism.
Pricey? It's a documentary. It's probably going to be about his life growing up, stuff like that. Not that dissimilar from the Messi documentary that was made last year.
 

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Pricey? It's a documentary. It's probably going to be about his life growing up, stuff like that. Not that dissimilar from the Messi documentary that was made last year.
yes a documentary with him wearing plunging V-neck tees showing off his pecs and lying on his bed with a naked torso showing off his abs every couple minutes.
 

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He built his own museum with a statue of himself with an erection. This is nothing in comparison.
Yeah, point taken. This might still be his best vanity project yet though. I could already see 4 or 5 spots for Mendes in the trailer itself showing his wealth and sentences like "I was born to be great" uttered very superfluously.
 

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I'd rather deep throat a rabid baboon than watch this pretentious shite!
 

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No way I'll pay to see this. Not sure I'd want to see it anyway, to be fair. It's enough seeing him flicking V-signs in his underpants with his son on Facebook/Instagram.
 

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No way I'll pay to see this. Not sure I'd want to see it anyway, to be fair. It's enough seeing him flicking V-signs in his underpants with his son on Facebook/Instagram.
Yeah, he's posting lots of selfies/pics the last few weeks, what's up with that?
 

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Hasn't there already been one of these for Messi?

It seems premature to me but I guess they're just milking their brand for all its worth.

It's only like an autobiography.
 

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It's on a double bill with the FIFA movie.
 

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I found the museum, but what's this about the statue with an erection?




I don't mind what he's doing there. Why wouldn't he try to earn money if people love to go to his museum or watch a documentary about him?

The statue is hilarious though.
 

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In the end, does he get to the airport in time to stop himself (the love of his life) from boarding the airplane?