The club have utterly broken me. I saw this and instantly knew it was a wum.
BREAKING: Louis van Gaal sacked
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Apparently, because "the standard CAF practice is that when a manger is sacked or leaves a thread is locked" so I think it was all a big plan to make Cina's joke thread look more real
That's ridiculous, we'd be making the exact same mistake all over again. I don't understand why people want Cina or Damien to take over from Niall when they have no experience at the top level. We need to get one of the best managers, like The Schoolmaster from the Shed End, or Peter Thiel from Paypal.How glorious would it be if he got sacked few hours from now?
Cina would get my vote to take over from niall.
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Not really, another 100 people might fall for it.
Well played, bastard 
It's not about who made a thread, it's more about content. United is in crisis mostly thanks to man in charge, no wonder people though "f... finally" seeing he's been sacked and then feeling angry/confused/whatever because it's just a wum. Torres threads are funny because of transfer muppeting that goes around every year, but at the time we still had world class forwards and were spoiled for riches so it was good to have a little fun with people.
And I don't have an umbrella while it's raining outside, that are real problems, I agree!
100? I want 1000! Thread of the last two years this!
I see. Although it was already fair below other threads so I just saw it afterwards
This can't bother people that much, can it? I mean, sure, I may have given my dog a good lashing after I found it wasn't true, but I calmed down around the 20th strike.
It's all good, guys.
It's all good, guys.
Reminds me of a thread, years ago on Liverpool community on Orkut, where mods started 'Alonso is a goner' thread as a WUM. Turned out he really left that summer and just few days after the thread was started. The meltdown was hilarious. Here it will be 'happy meltdown.'How glorious would it be if he got sacked few hours from now?
Making a wum, on it's way to Netflix and chill near you.
Well I drop-kicked my cat through the double-glazing. Dunno about you, but I demand that Cina be tarred, feathered and shagged by a gibbon.
Saying that, I'd have preferred the title, Van Gaal Fired, and an accompanying gif of Van Gaal being fired out of a cannon.
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"supporting my hilarious joke thread" practice? I'm all for laughs, and yes, this got me … and I smiled (see) but now it's back to the real world folks and I'll ask again – why is the "LvG out" thread still locked?Im confused, how is he not sacked
Don't club damo with Cina ffs. Damo would automate every tu, you wouldn't even have to type your post, just think it and damobot's software will type it for you. It'd be glorious
The guy who started that thread must have got a shitload of abuse.
that's a pretty big change of heart.However, out of interest, has the attitude of the mods towards jokes like this changed as well in that time? Sure, @Ixion might have changed his opinion on this stuff since "Torres signs", but were it me for example who posted either thread, would I, as a low profile poster, be more likely to get banned for 'LVG SACKED' than 'TORRES SIGNS'?
I have no idea how 'high profile' blythy was, I wasn't on here back then.
Because feck you.
Jesus fecking Christ. Feck off
Time for OFFICIAL: Woodward fired one as well?
I'm not sure who will most people will generally be happier if he went. Both are really hated all around.
I'm not sure who will most people will generally be happier if he went. Both are really hated all around.
At least cats land on their feet. My dog's going to lay a guilt trip on me for the next few days. Actually, yeah, damn this thread to hell!
This post could have been put in the LvG out thread, or the Random Chat thread, and it would have been mildly (very mildly) amusing; to keep it on the front page trolling each new reader is just plain wrong. I take it the transfer forum will be open to all kinds of shitness too now as well?
Was one of the moderator. They pulled the old trick of pasting official site link with url messed up so that it directs nowhere.Don't club damo with Cina ffs. Damo would automate every tu, you wouldn't even have to type your post, just think it and damobot's software will type it for you. It'd be glorious
The guy who started that thread must have got a shitload of abuse.
You shall die a painful death! Yes you fat man!
I don't think we should encourage him by giving him that level of reward.
thanks for the warning.
I thought it was funny but i´m not an United fan so i don't take things as seriously. I hope Cina starts the thread when Lvg really gets sacked
No, it's the entire point.
I am deeply offended by this.
Great, glad it finally happened, now who do we get in to replace him? Is Giggs taking over in the mean time?
Mad bantz, mate.
Why isn't this thread closed/deleted yet?
Because RedCafe says his fired, thats why.
How the feck are threads like this allowed. If this kunt isnt banned or punished all of a sudden we are going to see 10000x Rooney is Sacked or Messi Signs for United Wum threads. There is a reason we are on here and not reddit.
That barely makes any sense, but is let down by the point it was a really shit joke anyway. I mean... there is no sense of the verb "to sack" which means to be made to stand in a sack. It's rubbish.
Yep. And when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
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