BREAKING: Louis van Gaal sacked

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Ixion

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Just lock the thread. One rule for some and different rules for others is bullshit.
 

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Rules is rules... I've had stern tellings off for much less cruel WUMs before!
Get used to this on the caf. It's like a rowdy pub where the chav regulars and popular hilbillies are allowed more slack and the owners and his overweight buddies pinch eachother in their tattooed bubblebuttocks in quiet affectionate support and congratulations for their hilarious jokes.

Personally I am enraptured by this joke and performing a standing ovation with my dog.
 

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What a stupid question. All a mod has to do is to press a button. You're basically asking is it possible for a mod to press a button.
:lol: Good answer, well done.
 

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seriously though,

**I was banned from a match day thread from joking about a high possesion stat we had despite us losing then a thread like this pops up.

One rule for some another for others I guess.
 

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For a second I was worried, but then I realized it's just a joke, so I'm all calm and relieved now.
 

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It would be funny in a "North Korea funny" way if Ixion get's banned for complaining.
 

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Just lock the thread. One rule for some and different rules for others is bullshit.
Not really. Rules are rules but:

- Rules are meant for some reason. If WUMs were tolerated then the place would become unbearable. Every second thread would have been a WUM.
- Now, that doesn't mean that WUMs shouldn't ever happen. Because they aren't tolerated, people are safe from them. Every once a while a mod or a high profile poster makes a WUm thread, people laugh and that is the end of the story.

People laughed on this thread which is better than pretty much all other football threads at this moment.
 
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Get used to this on the caf. It's like a rowdy pub where the chav regulars and popular hilbillies are allowed more slack and the owners and his overweight buddies pinch eachother in their tattooed bubblebuttocks in quiet affectionate support and congratulations for their hilarious jokes.

Personally I am enraptured by this joke and performing a standing ovation with my dog.
:lol:
 

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Get used to this on the caf. It's like a rowdy pub where the chav regulars and popular hilbillies are allowed more slack and the owners and his overweight buddies pinch eachother in their tattooed bubblebuttocks in quiet affectionate support and congratulations for their hilarious jokes.

Personally I am enraptured by this joke and performing a standing ovation with my dog.
:lol: :lol:
 

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Coal, Non-Knit Woman's clothing, Rubber and Irony rank highly in North Korea's biggest exports list.
 

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For a second I was worried, but then I realized it's just a joke, so I'm all calm and relieved now.
You want him to stay? I'm a bit torn to be honest. I kinda enjoy the show and enjoy being proven right about him every week again and again. But I also miss the Caf of the Ferguson era. It's such a whiny and depressing place right now. I hope it'll get better soon.
 

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Get used to this on the caf. It's like a rowdy pub where the chav regulars and popular hilbillies are allowed more slack and the owners and his overweight buddies pinch eachother in their tattooed bubblebuttocks in quiet affectionate support and congratulations for their hilarious jokes.

Personally I am enraptured by this joke and performing a standing ovation with my dog.
FFS :lol:
 

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You want him to stay? I'm a bit torn to be honest. I kinda enjoy the show and enjoy being proven right about him every week again and again. But I also miss the Caf of the Ferguson era. It's such a whiny and depressing place right now. I hope it'll get better soon.
Yeah I'm with you. Cina does make the caf a worse place.
 

Grylte

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I was there boys. 19/02/16 I was there when Cina got called a dildo.
I was so happy, when i opened the Caf on my ipad, with a Liverpool fan friend (yes, i got some of those :( ) , watching over my shoulder. Just to see Cina being a dildo, for men, i almost started crying :(
I reallyrallyREALLY want LvG out!
 

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Bloody hell, this thread is about to spark some Marxist uprising.
 

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I acted completely alone in this, nobody else was involved. I've also miraculously improved my Photoshop skills lately, somehow.
 

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Hopefully, if United do monitor forums and social media, they will see how mad people are because this thread and the fact that LvG still got his job :lol:
 

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You want him to stay? I'm a bit torn to be honest. I kinda enjoy the show and enjoy being proven right about him every week again and again. But I also miss the Caf of the Ferguson era. It's such a whiny and depressing place right now. I hope it'll get better soon.
I'm still hoping for United to meet Dortmund or Leverkusen in the EL.
 

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My heart skipped a beat.

Technically I died for a second. You killed me you shit.

I vote ban him from everything other than the 'Other Sports' forum for 4 days. It's shite in there.
 

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Get used to this on the caf. It's like a rowdy pub where the chav regulars and popular hilbillies are allowed more slack and the owners and his overweight buddies pinch eachother in their tattooed bubblebuttocks in quiet affectionate support and congratulations for their hilarious jokes.

Personally I am enraptured by this joke and performing a standing ovation with my dog.
:lol: Nail on head.

Don't push it, everyone knows you lack the balls
Yup.

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I dread to think what would have happened if someone like me or another 'unpopular with the mods' guy tried to pull this stunt.
 
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