BREAKING: Louis van Gaal sacked

Status
Not open for further replies.

Damien

Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin)
Staff
Joined
Mar 4, 2010
Messages
97,395
Location
Also won Best Gif/Photoshop 2021
You want him to stay? I'm a bit torn to be honest. I kinda enjoy the show and enjoy being proven right about him every week again and again. But I also miss the Caf of the Ferguson era. It's such a whiny and depressing place right now. I hope it'll get better soon.
Those days are gone. Might be periods where the caf improves for a bit under a new manager but this side of the caf will be there lurking.

Look at this thread. A few years ago there'd be mostly lols with no/hardly any serious calls for banning/infractions.

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/torres-signs.120726/
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/torres-signs.160387/

Example from that second thread:

I thought it was funny.
The very same poster now:

There are plenty of members that would get banned for posting this exact same thread.
Just lock the thread. One rule for some and different rules for others is bullshit.
 

Cheesy

Bread with dipping sauce
Scout
Joined
Oct 16, 2011
Messages
36,181
I say we give Cina an e-trial and shit. Make the general entertaining. Call witnesses. Niall as the judge. Caf members are given jury duty.
 

moses

Can't We Just Be Nice?
Staff
Joined
Jul 28, 2006
Messages
44,120
Location
I have no idea either, yet.
I dread to think what would have happened if someone like me or another 'unpopular with the mods' guy tried to pull this stunt.
Just checked, you would have been banned for a week. Slightly less unpopular posters would have received a day and people without any asterix at all would have just received a warning.
 

Hostekule

Full Member
Joined
Dec 27, 2014
Messages
1,281
Such an obvious fake. Only one thread on the caf mentioning lvg is sacked? Lol

Still got my heart racing for a good 1.38 sec.
 

Scorpy

Absolutely crapping it and loving it!
Joined
Mar 24, 2008
Messages
13,290
Location
The Holy Land
Get used to this on the caf. It's like a rowdy pub where the chav regulars and popular hilbillies are allowed more slack and the owners and his overweight buddies pinch eachother in their tattooed bubblebuttocks in quiet affectionate support and congratulations for their hilarious jokes.

Personally I am enraptured by this joke and performing a standing ovation with my dog.
:lol:
 

Mr Anderson

Eats, shoots, leaves
Joined
Jul 6, 2009
Messages
24,305
Location
Ireland
I say we give Cina an e-trial and shit. Make the general entertaining. Call witnesses. Niall as the judge. Caf members are given jury duty.
Or just get brews to sort him out with his box of extravagant strap on dildos. Sorted
 

SteveJ

all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian
Scout
Joined
Oct 22, 2010
Messages
62,851
I've been warning everyone, and some inanimate objects, about Adolf Mourinho's arrival, and now just look at the anarchy that has been unleashed in advance! I've a good mind to write an open letter on the internet, complete with stamps.
 

Cheesy

Bread with dipping sauce
Scout
Joined
Oct 16, 2011
Messages
36,181
Stop watching Suits.
I've never seen it actually, despite hearing it's good. Maybe I should use it to pass the time until the yellow breaking news screen comes up on SSN.
 

Hammerfell

Full Member
Joined
Apr 26, 2015
Messages
7,778
People wanted this to be true so much they want the OP to be banned. This is what Ol' Louis has driven you all to. If anything, Cina's the victim here. I stand by him.
 

SteveJ

all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian
Scout
Joined
Oct 22, 2010
Messages
62,851
Cina>Vangle & Sideshow Giggs
 

Von Mistelroum

Full Member
Joined
May 21, 2015
Messages
4,154
Guys, we all get the hilarious joke, but it's been up for a while now and it's becoming a bit tiresome. Can we just lock this and unlock the Van Gaal Out thread again so that we can get back to complaining about the United hierarchy, rather than the RedCafe hierarchy? :)
 

Varun

Moderator
Staff
Joined
Mar 16, 2011
Messages
46,783
Location
Mumbai
How glorious would it be if he got sacked few hours from now? :drool:

Cina would get my vote to take over from niall.
 

Black Adder

Rarer than an eclipse.
Joined
Jan 19, 2008
Messages
3,665
Location
Hrvatska

Sir A1ex

Full Member
Joined
Jul 29, 2002
Messages
27,949
Location
Where the goals come from.
Get used to this on the caf. It's like a rowdy pub where the chav regulars and popular hilbillies are allowed more slack and the owners and his overweight buddies pinch eachother in their tattooed bubblebuttocks in quiet affectionate support and congratulations for their hilarious jokes.

Personally I am enraptured by this joke and performing a standing ovation with my dog.
:lol:
 

Zarlak

my face causes global warming
Joined
Apr 30, 2010
Messages
45,407
Location
Truth like rain don't give a feck who it falls on.
Guys, we all get the hilarious joke, but it's been up for a while now and it's becoming a bit tiresome. Can we just lock this and unlock the Van Gaal Out thread again so that we can get back to complaining about the United hierarchy, rather than the RedCafe hierarchy? :)
We get it, you've got a post to make moaning and you really want to make it.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.