MyOnlySolskjaer
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The speed increase of the cameras the moment he said it.FFS, even better on video.
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Dear god, if there's anything he's done right at United its his press conferencesFFS, even better on video.
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Or not. Probably why so many have been in the red zoneour players are clearly damp squids in the sack
Hilarious.FFS, even better on video.
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Reminds me of Kevin-Prince Boateng:No wonder so many of our players get injuries ffs.
Definitely missed training but may just be rested. Would have thought Van Gaal would have mentioned it when talking about the other injuries/returns.Hopefully this is correct:
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Just shows that he doesn't take any team for granted.
He's dined out on the Shrewsbury performance throughout this press conference, mentioned how United showed fight in that game and used that result as an example 3 or 4 times.
He is using that to instill some confidence back into the team.Say "we showed against Shrewsbury Town" one more time Luis... I dare you!
Is this absolute clown seriously using that as a barometer of success?!?!
Good god I hate that man.
Great to see Rojo coming back to fitness.
But making players horny?? Doesn't he know that giving players Viagra before the game is illegal in football?
Welp... In other news.
There's a dick joke in here somewhere.Horny? Does he want us to literally feck Midgetland over?
Come to think of it, does horny have a different meaning in Dutch? I do wonder why he wants the players to be "horny".ffs Vangle, learn the fecking language.
No jizz stains though, that would show a lack of self control.I want to see 11 players walking out the tunnel with boners tomorrow. If not then they clearly are not commited.
Did you ever think in a million years you'd be typing out that sentence right there?...I want to see 11 players walking out the tunnel with boners tomorrow. If not then they clearly are not commited.
You like dour grumpy short answers? I bet you are ScottishOh god I miss Fergie's press con
Ffs what are we even talking about.Horny? Seriously? Does LVG even know how hard it is to run with a raging boner going on?
It's tough. I chase the missus around the house all the time with one.Horny? Seriously? Does LVG even know how hard it is to run with a raging boner going on?
What a monkey. Odds on LvG slipping some Viagra into the players meals tomorrow?I want to see 11 players walking out the tunnel with boners tomorrow. If not then they clearly are not commited.
wtf are you talking about?Pathetic - 'horny' another LVGism to go with 'resign', 'red zone' etc. Just to deflect the press away from the primary issues.
My imagination is too vivid to be entertaining a thought like this.I want to see 11 players walking out the tunnel with boners tomorrow. If not then they clearly are not commited.
I mean I'd just be happy to see a lot of attacking intent but whatever floats your boat.I want to see 11 players walking out the tunnel with boners tomorrow. If not then they clearly are not commited.