Mata having to wait again. Will probably come on and score one again.
Rooney testimonial vs Everton
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Fellaini's hair is incredible, hope we don't sell him now.
Maybe we can just keep the hair?
Desperately need some penetration. Need Martial, Lingard, etc. to make more forward runs in behind. Need someone like Rashford to stretch the defence and keep them honest (what with both Zlatan and Rooney dropping deep). Need someone like Mata or Micki who will play those penetrative passes from the forward third. That said, we've had more "bum off your seat" moments in this friendly than we had in 2 years of LVG. Promising signs, especially if/when we add Pogba to the mix.
I'm still amazed Rojo is in the squad
great turn by mkhitaryan there
So is Jose.
Reads like a porno script
My biggest worry was about us scoring goals. I'm still worried it's not been fixed. Our attack is still too slow imo.
The honeymoon period is definitely over.
So if it's still level by the 80th minute will Everton gift Rooney a pity goal?
Naughty Ashley.
Coleman wants it to be one way.
It's a testimonial FFS
Ashley Young is such a muppet
Why's young so aggro?
I know.
Chop him seamus lad.
Was just going to say -- desperately need some penetration; in behind; stretch; penetrative; "bum off your seat" moments
Steady on!
I would've told Coleman. Are you a man or a voman?
Coleman being a dick in a friendly. Trash talking with jose and young.
Coleman is a cock.
What a crap pass from Jones.
What the hell? Coleman was mouthing off first, you dumbass.Ashley Young is such a muppet
Young thug
Fecking 90's dodgy lesbian hair with a shit backpass.
Jones
Oh Jones. What ye doing laddie.
You can actually hear the United manager shouting advice from the touchline again 
Does Rooney have no friends? Isn't testimonial teams usually filled with testemonee's friends and such instead of just fielding his current team's squad? This is just United v Everton, where probably more than half of those players don't give a feck about the occasion.
Poor from Duncan.
I wish Wayne had chosen a more ambitious opponent...Jim Royle, for instance.
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