I couldn't get my head around how many touches we needed in midfield to do nothing with the ball. The ball would be rolled into a player, any player - they were all at this, and they'd control it, look at a man 10 yards away, take another touch, look at him again, eye him right up and down now, take another touch, and then pass it to him. And then watch him do the same thing.
Pedestrian, boring shite. Take a fecking touch and move the ball, and zip it into someone.
Honestly think we have a serious collection of stupid people playing for us these days.