Wish Adam was still on it
Television Love Island 2018
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If I was in charge of this show, I'd send in a pair of absolute 15/10's for the last week and offer them 100k if they can split up Dani and Jack.
Im sorry but new lauras face is so off putting. Has a mental underbite.
Fixed.
Jack and Dani are great together though. seem very genuine and far more "real" than all of the others.
ITV2 will miss a trick if they dont get Danny Dyer to go in next week though.
ITV2 will miss a trick if they dont get Danny Dyer to go in next week though.
That sounds like it'll be shit. Dani is so annoying.
I'm hoping Josh and Kaz can somehow pick up an upset and win but I doubt it.
Always confuses me how these people are the best out of hundreds of thousands that applied.
Dont pretend you havent your own Love Island water bottle.
Another bastarding Jack & Dani episode last night! They’re ramming them down our throats and I’m sick to the back teeth of it now. Jack has more commentary per show than Ian Sterling at this stage! It’s just ridiculous.
Lie detector tests tonight @SteveJ , are you ready for some drama?
Should be fun if Paul gets any wrong, laura meltdown incoming
I'm waiting for the dna swabs & x-rays episode, mate.
Oh god, can you imagine the insecure whinging..Should be fun if Paul gets any wrong, laura meltdown incoming
Perhaps reveal STD test results like to the nation?
Predicted 100%Should be fun if Paul gets any wrong, laura meltdown incoming
Nice Laura crying after trying to act top shit during Jacks.
Dani is gonna cry over some nonsense too.
I so hope kaz and Josh can win.
Dani is gonna cry over some nonsense too.
I so hope kaz and Josh can win.
Both Laura's acting like twats today
A few weeks ago people were complaining that they werent getting screen time!!
Jack argues likes me. Not wise but sometimes you're just tired of their shit. He's done nothing wrong.
I’m not buying that contrived shite between Jack and Dani tonight. It’s all pre-planned to make their redemptive arc all the more ‘dramatic’ when they profess their love for one another and peck on the cheek in a day or two’s time. 
It’s beyond tedious now, the lengths the producers are going to place them on a pedestal.
It’s beyond tedious now, the lengths the producers are going to place them on a pedestal.
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Actually think the argument is real but itv stage the answers to suit the narrative they want. Sure the damn thing beeped when wes was just standing beside it
Exactly. These lie detectors aren't 100% accurate when being operated by an experienced professional, how they all take everything to heart so easily is baffling.
The best part is, they wrote the questions. Why ask something you really don't want to know the answer to?
Kaz is fecking flames. 
Well colour me shocked! Another Jack and Dani ‘Aren’t they adorable?’ episode.
The producers really have ruined what was a promising edition this year. It’s been rigged and a foregone conclusion pretty much since week two.
The producers really have ruined what was a promising edition this year. It’s been rigged and a foregone conclusion pretty much since week two.
I really dont see what the poor fecker has done, some lie detector test that’s probably at a max 50% correct and shes going apeshit like hes shagged her sister, while completely ignoring all the brilliant answers he got right, women eh
Stop watching it then!
they're showing the Australian one here in Ireland and it's way more fun. They're all bananas.
Those lie detector are such bullshit.
I just think they are struggling with drama now it's getting towards the end of the series. Jack and Dani seems genuine to me, and deserved winners. They having rows now purely because stuff is being thrown at them and neither want something stupid to break them up.
I think they’re fake as feck, mate. Feigning attraction to one another in order to get famous (well, at least on Jack’s end anyway). They haven’t even kissed with tongues yet, ffs, and here they are professing love for one another! Jesus wept!
Jack’s supposed to have slept with 80 women prior to entering the villa and we’re supposed to believe he’s keeping his sexual urges in check and being happy with pecks on the cheek with the last eight weeks?!
Both bullshitI think they’re fake as feck, mate. Feigning attraction to one another in order to get famous (well, at least on Jack’s end anyway). They haven’t even kissed with tongues yet, ffs, and here they are professing love for one another! Jesus wept!
Jack’s supposed to have slept with 80 women prior to entering the villa and we’re supposed to believe he’s keeping his sexual urges in check and being happy with pecks on the cheek with the last eight weeks?!
I think Jacks slipped a zero on there. I heard that all the couples have been at it in there, but there was an agreed rule with producers that if they didn't talk discuss it, then they wouldn't show it on TV. Who knows how true that is.Had a quick gander at Twitter. What in the world is going on with black woman creaming themselves over "black Jack"? Why does black Twitter call him "Black Jack"? Did something happen that I missed? And what does Fiat 500 mean in regards to Love Island?
I'm so disappointed with myself for getting involved in this farce.
I'm so disappointed with myself for getting involved in this farce.
Jack is partially black. Father from St Kitts or some little island anyway. So they've tried to claim him or something.Had a quick gander at Twitter. What in the world is going on with black woman creaming themselves over "black Jack"? Why does black Twitter call him "Black Jack"? Did something happen that I missed? And what does Fiat 500 mean in regards to Love Island?
I'm so disappointed with myself for getting involved in this farce.
Fiat 500 is like Georgia. Young chav girls who drive fiat 500s and say shit like they're real and the handle me at my worst quote.
I suppose things like voting in successive Tory governments and voting for Brexit should forewarn any half-witted observer that anything is possible when the ‘great British public’ are allowed voice their opinion, but I am genuinely struggling to see the sense in the voting results in tonight’s episode. Bar the Golden Couple™️, the only settled couples in there were all in the bottom three: Josh and Kaz, Wes and Megan, and Jack and Laura. What the feck did Alex² and Paul and Laura do to deserve being placed in the top three couples? It’s an absolute travesty. Right up there with Adam getting voted, that.
Probably because the voting majority are likely female and they'd be much more likely to empathize with Laura and Alexandra than with Megan and Kaz.
Its all a conspiracy linked to Danny Dyer and ITV. Or something..Hate everyone of them apart from Jack. Was much better when Adam was there and when Megan was acting a trollop
It would be great to see some Millionaire go in there now and try it on with Megan. Test that out! The baby thing was a bit shit, everyone was pining for it on twitter, this is the first series I've watched and I found it a bit dull. Girls acting like there fella must not be ready for children/futures because he didn't want to play dress up with a fecking toy.
FFS, I feel embarrassed enough for watching this shite. I’m just glad I’m not as emotionally invested as you in this.