Television Love Island 2018

[Pexbo]

Obviously nobody has made a thread because we are all busy watching it, right?

So, with no shame whatsoever, I present to you the Love Island 2018 thread.....

 

[Igor Drefljak]

I do watch it

 

[Pexbo]

I do watch it

The scouser is the hottest but the voice is grim.

Feel bad for the Doc.

 

[Igor Drefljak]

The scouser is the hottest but the voice is grim.

Feel bad for the Doc.

I agree, shes the most attractive of the lot, although I don't mind Kendall.

 

[SteveJ]

with no shame whatsoever

This is entirely a matter of opinion.

 

[Pexbo]

This is entirely a matter of opinion.

I’m owning that shit. Now I’m not saying I like any of them in there, but I like looking at the flesh and being hypercritical of all their life decisions.

 

[Levo]

Fan of Kendall, scouse bird is nice until she speaks.

 

[SteveJ]

I’m owning that shit. Now I’m not saying I like any of them in there, but I like looking at the flesh and being hypercritical of all their life decisions.

I approve of this message.

 

[Carlsen19]

Why is a fully qualified doctor doing something like this? He looks so out of place.

 

[R.N7]

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[SalfordRed18]

I thought it was a great start. Wasn't sure about them when they all got announced but I think they're an alright group to start with.

Feel like Jack and Dani are the best matched so would be a shame if Adam breaks them up already.

 

[Pexbo]

@esmufc07

 

[esmufc07]

@Pexbo I'm so disappointed in you

 

[Pexbo]

@Pexbo I'm so disappointed in you

I watch it from my high horse, bitterly critiquing young people today while equally in awe of the fact I’m basically watching porn with my girlfriend*, at her request and she doesn’t even realise it!


*Have I ever mentioned I have a girlfriend?

 

[esmufc07]

I watch it from my high horse, bitterly critiquing young people today while equally in awe of the fact I’m basically watching porn with my girlfriend*, at her request and she doesn’t even realise it!


*Have I ever mentioned I have a girlfriend?

 

[The Cat]

What a crock of shit.

 

[Brinky]

Adam

 

[P-Nut]

Kendell for me all day, she's by far the best looking

 

[FootyGirl88]

I have no idea what this show is about, everybody at work watches it apart from me lol

 

[spwd]

@esmufc07

We all know he’s going to be watching it.

 

[hp88]

I have no idea what this show is about, everybody at work watches it apart from me lol

It's the only reason I started watching it last year as that's all people talk about, it's proper trash TV though but it's not as bad as TOWIE.

On the plus side, you get to look at nice looking girls, Dani Dyer

 

[FootyGirl88]

It's the only reason I started watching it last year as that's all people talk about, it's proper trash TV though but it's not as bad as TOWIE.

On the plus side, you get to look at nice looking girls, Dani Dyer

Lol yeah I'm female so...I would prefer to look at nice looking men

 

[limerickcitykid]

The scouser is well fit but the accent is grim and she is thick as pig shit.

Dani Dyer is nice too. Feel like it'd be a great laugh to have Danny Dyer as your father in law.

 

[Carlsen19]

Kendell for me all day, she's by far the best looking

I thought that after the first episode but I don’t think she’s all that after watching last nights. She looked awful when she was in bed without make up on.

 

[KirkDuyt]

So, thanks to the caf, I actually went to the trouble of watching this.

Blood boiling television. I can't stand this type of visual vomit. My wife even started complaining that I'm an elitist jerk for voicing my surprise at how fecking stupid humanity can be.

So yea, thanks for that

 

[JoaquinJoaquin]

None of the girls are that fit this year, and i'm disappointed by that . Was quite a few in previous years.

 

[noodlehair]

Can we start a petition to ban anyone who admits they watch this?

There is no hiding from the shame. By watching you are enabling this kind of shite to continue being broadcast on television as if it is cool or acceptable in some way...which in turn is enabling young people to believe that this show and others like it is a normal way for grown up adults to behave. It's actually creating a culture of shallowness and insecurity, and young people feeling pressured into acting and behaving like a complete fecking idiot.

You're basically willingly participating in the downfall of humanity.

 

[P-Nut]

Can we start a petition to ban anyone who admits they watch this?

There is no hiding from the shame. By watching you are enabling this kind of shite to continue being broadcast on television as if it is cool or acceptable in some way...which in turn is enabling young people to believe that this show and others like it is a normal way for grown up adults to behave. It's actually creating a culture of shallowness and insecurity, and young people feeling pressured into acting and behaving like a complete fecking idiot.

You're basically willingly participating in the downfall of humanity.

But if I already hate humanity wouldn't it's downfall be a good thing?

 

[Green_Red]

Is this shite on every night? feck me dead!

 

[SteveJ]

Can we start a petition to ban anyone who admits they watch this?

There is no hiding from the shame. By watching you are enabling this kind of shite to continue being broadcast on television as if it is cool or acceptable in some way...which in turn is enabling young people to believe that this show and others like it is a normal way for grown up adults to behave. It's actually creating a culture of shallowness and insecurity, and young people feeling pressured into acting and behaving like a complete fecking idiot.

You're basically willingly participating in the downfall of humanity.

Stop quoting from the Matchday thread.

 

[Liver_bird]

@Camy89

 

[Camy89]

@Camy89

I haven't been watching it much so far simply due to not watching TV much anymore - I don't live with the other half anymore (had to move cities for a job, we're still together), and it was her enthusiasm which I utilised last year.

I'll dabble this year, but definitely won't be giving my tag much truth.

Edit: This show has really triggered some of you, Christ. Chill out.

 

[Brinky]

Is this shite on every night? feck me dead!

I think its one every night each week except maybe a Saturday/Sunday. For 8 weeks.

 

[oneniltothearsenal]

I watched this last year for some reason because this thread kept popping up.
I might give this year a try today since I am working from home all day

 

[tomaldinho1]

I've shamefully gotten into it now

 

[Brinky]

Hopefully Samira leaves following the recoupling.

 

[SalfordRed18]

It's gotta be Samira or Hayley. Hopefully Hayley. Samira is annoying and up her own arse but Hayley steikes me as an awful person

 

[Smores]

This is worse than all matchday threads combined...for shame...for shame.

You people are aware of porn right? You don't have to watch shite because there's some fitties in it

 

[Hal9000]

Best thing about Love Island is how salty the people who don't watch it get over it.

 

[Sweet Square]

Stop quoting from the Matchday thread.