Can’t wait for another Laura self-inflicted meltdown! 
Television Love Island 2018
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I don't watch it much, only 10 minutes here and there, but every time I do, someone seems to be breaking up with that Scottish bint.
Edit: Looks like I'm not the only one who's noticed that.
Edit: Looks like I'm not the only one who's noticed that.
The number of people on twitter admitting they thought a carpenter is someone that fits carpets. Feck me!
Dr Alex is suffering with an incurable case of fanny fright. There is no way he’s slept with as many people as he said he has.
Even as the main contributor to the Kardashians thread, I am appalled by this rank stupidity!
Fecking hell, but not as bad as that scouse girl asking if brexit means we wont have trees
Christ she is so insecure.Can’t wait for another Laura self-inflicted meltdown!
I felt bad for her, getting the boot again and she dealt with it well to be fair. How do we think Georgia wouldve handled getting dumped?
I did feel sorry for her...but then also makes you think "You're 30 years old, stop going for 20-22 year old blokes who are clearly in a different mindset!" And when one of her mates tries to tell her that there is a 31 year old guy there who seems a bit more mature, she completely flipped her lid.Can’t wait for another Laura self-inflicted meltdown!
Makes it hard for people to sympathise with her.
New Jack is a good lad, he seems to have his head screwed on and tells it how it is.
I'm not sure about Jack. I don't think it's a coincidence that he wanted to get back with Laura as soon as two new guys entered the villa and then pied her when two hot girls came in.
Nah of course, he wants to stay in the show!
Laura just needs to realise that just because someone "coupled up" on the show doesn't mean that it has too work! I get the feeling that if on day 1 if Alex said he wanted to couple up with Laura...would she still be saying "we are coupled up, i'm not going to get to know anyone else now. We are set for life." ...she needs to open her eyes a bit!
Yes she got defensive too easily there, Danni had a point. Its like Laura wants to settle down but cant accept that she isnt 21 year old party girl still.
Yeah that seemed to be quite a coincidence..
Yeah probably. She only has herself to blame for picking young guys who are clearly going to jump ship the first chance they get.
Let's not forget it was Laura that "split" them up in the first place, she made her bed.
Jack's just playing the game, he bidded his time with Laura but now a younger, fitter and seemingly nicer girl has come in, it's time to jump.
Laura's pretty but god damn that insecurity would be a nightmare, she wants the badboy type but can't deal with the attention. She needs to find a guy that's a bit older who's figured out life.
Poor bloke will get his heart broken when she shags some 21 year old in the cabin cubicles. And thus the cycle continues
I know a dozen women like this who are all roughly 30 and wonder why it's all gone wrong?Yeah, I guess those types can't accept they're growing older? you don't HAVE to settle down but you can't expect to play with fire and not get burnt.Poor bloke will get his heart broken when she shags some 21 year old in the cabin cubicles. And thus the cycle continues
She split up with him because her best mate in the villa said he went in for a kiss with her. Laura sensed that she was going to get fecked over and ended it before she got made a mug out of again. I'm not disagreeing with what you're saying but I think there's double standards when he comes to him and Georgia for example. They're both dicks in my opinion.
New Laura looks smelly. Like shes always smells of sweat and her fingernails are always dirty.
Was thinking the same. The smell of fusty damp.
Looks a bit butch to me.
I've seen a bit of it this week having not really watched it at all until now, all I have to add is that Alex is a fecking moron. The chick (also Alex?) he was seeing or whatever was mint and seemed really sound compared to the other ones in there (and way out of his league, too), and he fobs her in the hope he gets with that blonde? Gimp.
Alexandra wasnt middle class enough for Alex.
This new Laura must be ridiculous in person because I don't see what the fuss is about?
Seen a lot of people saying similar things, but the truth is he isn't obliged to like someone back just because he's struggled to find someone to like him for so long.
That said, he is an idiot because she seems like a top girl and he has next to zero chance with the blonde. He should have kept treading water with Alexandra for a few days to see how it pans out.
She funny looking, but is very physically fit.
The new brunette is far hotter, so is Alexandra. Old Laura is pretty fit but it's a shame about the fake boobs.
Looks like "Tattoo Barbie goes to the beach"
Ffs, Robinson Bloody Crusoe didn't stay this long on a poxy island!
*continues moaning*
*continues moaning*
Alexandra isn't even hot.
That Stephanie yoke is a headbanger.
When she first walked in I thought she was insane but now she reminds me of Nadia from big brother.
I'm sorry but, LO fecking L at comparing Alexandra to fecking Nadia from BB.
Still can't get over how unattractive, bar her arse, new Laura is. Horseface Jack is mental.
Is that meant to show she is hot? New Laura is still better than that. Alexandra is like the ugliest girl to be on the show so far.
I bet she tastes of juice.
New Laura is hench. Alexandra is a lot of woman...to put it one way. Stephanie is OK but damn she seems a bit psycho.
I think Alexandra is hot tbh (shrugs)
Alexandra’s arse is unreal. Other than that, I wouldn’t be writing home about her.
I shouldn’t be, but I’m still so annoyed that this is basically an eight-week coronation for Jack and Dani. It’s been a set-up from the get-go. ITV will undoubtedly have both of them in a reality TV show of some sort within six months.
I'm sure I read they have already been offered one, pretty much.
I think new Laura is the best looking girl on the show tbh.