RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

Gandalf Greyhame

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meamth said:
Just found out they named Ole as "Oín 5ollum Ar-Sakalthôr". :lol:
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- Oin was a dwarf from Thorin Oakenshield's company in 'The Hobbit'. Lazy, especially when you have Olo Proudfoot and Olwe of the Elves at your service.
- 5ollum because Ole looks like Andy Serkis' Gollum and 5 times, la.
- Ar-Sakalthôr, was once a King of Numenor, and referenced in Tolkien's Unfinished Tales. Why him from the 24 other Rulers of Numenor or any one of the 1200 characters that Tolkien made? I'm guessing it's because they went through the character list and found only this fella with an s, a k, and an l in the name. Why they never went for a wordplay on The Shire, is beyond me.

Even their exaggerated parodies fail to fulfill their potential fall flat on their arses.
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Gandalf Greyhame said:
- Oin was a dwarf from Thorin Oakenshield's company in 'The Hobbit'. Lazy, especially when you have Olo Proudfoot and Olwe of the Elves at your service.
- 5ollum because Ole looks like Andy Serkis' Gollum and 5 times, la.
- Ar-Sakalthôr, was once a King of Numenor, and referenced in Tolkien's Unfinished Tales. Why him from the 24 other Rulers of Numenor or any one of the 1200 characters that Tolkien made? I'm guessing it's because they went through the character list and found only this fella with an s, a k, and an l in the name. Why they never went for a wordplay on The Shire, is beyond me.

Even their exaggerated parodies fail to fulfill their potential fall flat on their arses.
@RedSky
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Interesting fun facts there buddy, thank you.

Little did they know that Gollum was the one who saved the middle earth. He was the one who made the ring accidentally destroyed...

Ole is Gollum? the savior of middle earth? good enough for me. :lol:
 

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meamth said:
I think what he meant was someone posted that in RAWK, so he posted here because there's no thread such as "RAWK tribute to Munich air disaster".
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I thought it was just him saying it, as a Pool fan.
 

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Gandalf Greyhame said:
- Oin was a dwarf from Thorin Oakenshield's company in 'The Hobbit'. Lazy, especially when you have Olo Proudfoot and Olwe of the Elves at your service.
- 5ollum because Ole looks like Andy Serkis' Gollum and 5 times, la.
- Ar-Sakalthôr, was once a King of Numenor, and referenced in Tolkien's Unfinished Tales. Why him from the 24 other Rulers of Numenor or any one of the 1200 characters that Tolkien made? I'm guessing it's because they went through the character list and found only this fella with an s, a k, and an l in the name. Why they never went for a wordplay on The Shire, is beyond me.

Even their exaggerated parodies fail to fulfill their potential fall flat on their arses.
@RedSky
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fecking nerd. I love it
 

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Gandalf Greyhame said:
- Oin was a dwarf from Thorin Oakenshield's company in 'The Hobbit'. Lazy, especially when you have Olo Proudfoot and Olwe of the Elves at your service.
- 5ollum because Ole looks like Andy Serkis' Gollum and 5 times, la.
- Ar-Sakalthôr, was once a King of Numenor, and referenced in Tolkien's Unfinished Tales. Why him from the 24 other Rulers of Numenor or any one of the 1200 characters that Tolkien made? I'm guessing it's because they went through the character list and found only this fella with an s, a k, and an l in the name. Why they never went for a wordplay on The Shire, is beyond me.

Even their exaggerated parodies fail to fulfill their potential fall flat on their arses.
@RedSky
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Username checks out.
 

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meamth said:
Interesting fun facts there buddy, thank you.

Little did they know that Gollum was the one who saved the middle earth. He was the one who made the ring accidentally destroyed...

Ole is Gollum? the savior of middle earth? good enough for me. :lol:
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I mean he fell off a cliff into a volcano, after bitting a dudes finger off, I don't think you get credit for being the saviour of anything by accidentally dying during an assault.
 

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Kylar Stern said:
Suarez got T Shirts for less.
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:lol: well played.

These guys are unbearable, instagram posts mid December saying it was done and dusted and asking by how many!

Hopefully the RAWK meltdown thread stays on the home page over the next few weeks!
 

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bludsucker said:
Was just looking through their OGS thread. It’s wierd that they all want OGS to win all his matches so that we will appoint him as permanent manager. It’s like they have convinced themselves that OGS is fluking his way through and will be a terrible appointment.
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The funny thing is if Ole won all his matches we would probably win the league. Won't happen, but that would be some mighty meltdown :lol:
 

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Gandalf Greyhame said:
- Oin was a dwarf from Thorin Oakenshield's company in 'The Hobbit'. Lazy, especially when you have Olo Proudfoot and Olwe of the Elves at your service.
- 5ollum because Ole looks like Andy Serkis' Gollum and 5 times, la.
- Ar-Sakalthôr, was once a King of Numenor, and referenced in Tolkien's Unfinished Tales. Why him from the 24 other Rulers of Numenor or any one of the 1200 characters that Tolkien made? I'm guessing it's because they went through the character list and found only this fella with an s, a k, and an l in the name. Why they never went for a wordplay on The Shire, is beyond me.

Even their exaggerated parodies fail to fulfill their potential fall flat on their arses.
@RedSky
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Gandalf Greyhame said:
- Oin was a dwarf from Thorin Oakenshield's company in 'The Hobbit'. Lazy, especially when you have Olo Proudfoot and Olwe of the Elves at your service.
- 5ollum because Ole looks like Andy Serkis' Gollum and 5 times, la.
- Ar-Sakalthôr, was once a King of Numenor, and referenced in Tolkien's Unfinished Tales. Why him from the 24 other Rulers of Numenor or any one of the 1200 characters that Tolkien made? I'm guessing it's because they went through the character list and found only this fella with an s, a k, and an l in the name. Why they never went for a wordplay on The Shire, is beyond me.

Even their exaggerated parodies fail to fulfill their potential fall flat on their arses.
@RedSky
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Ole Gunnar solskshire :lol:
 

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Gandalf Greyhame said:
- Oin was a dwarf from Thorin Oakenshield's company in 'The Hobbit'. Lazy, especially when you have Olo Proudfoot and Olwe of the Elves at your service.
- 5ollum because Ole looks like Andy Serkis' Gollum and 5 times, la.
- Ar-Sakalthôr, was once a King of Numenor, and referenced in Tolkien's Unfinished Tales. Why him from the 24 other Rulers of Numenor or any one of the 1200 characters that Tolkien made? I'm guessing it's because they went through the character list and found only this fella with an s, a k, and an l in the name. Why they never went for a wordplay on The Shire, is beyond me.

Even their exaggerated parodies fail to fulfill their potential fall flat on their arses.
@RedSky
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Thought he was the 21st king in the Numenor line, but apparently he's 22nd. Trust RAWK to feck that up as well
 

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Jonjo Kenny is leaving Sane with acres of space.
Every time Sane gets the ball he is about 10 yards away from him
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Everton doing their best to allow them to take the lead, City somehow making a meal of each 'mistake' by the Everton defence.
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Kenny having an atrocoius time at right back.

To be fair to Everton, they've lasted longer than most do before rolling over. Could easily have been 2-0 mind
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1min 15 seconds in to 1 min added, typical.
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fecksake, just turned it on there to see the goal. Im a scud
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Something quite not right about City though. They should drop another 6 points.
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Useless blue shite, the bitters will be getting the pints in in the concourse.
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Ah well,plucky defeat for the blues,they will be happy with that.
City were looking a bit jaded too.
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