RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

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Her page is hysterical :lol: fans took a 2 hour easyjet flight to Barcelona and the last 2 days she's reporting with this sort of monumental overtone as if they've just said farewell to loved ones and crossed Europe on elephant :lol: only Liverpool fans can achieve this brand of cringe
 

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‘Hi my names Amelia, reporting for the Liverpool Echo. The Square where the Liverpool fans were congregating has been cordoned off because there’s residents that live on it and don’t wish to be bothered into the early hours

Oh btw, didn’t mention our fans acting like complete twats towards the locals’

Video done. Always the victim. Scum.
 

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We lost a dimension that Hendo couldnt replace when Naby went off and Barca knew what they were doing. Reminded me of Ramos doing Salah; he knew we had no answer to it on the bench. That's the truth.
To best sum up how I feel about this season I would say Liverpool have left me with a bad case of blue balls, they've worked me up into a frenzy, teasing and tantalizing me, then just before the money shot, it's over, all for nothing, now I'm wondering would I have been better off being left alone, enjoyable as it was, the frustration might outweigh the joy I felt during the lustful act.
3-0 is fine, set's it up beautifully. I'd expect we'll be 2-0 up after 20 minutes in second leg. Probably end up with 4 or 5. They are weak at back, won't handle the occasion.
 

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Her page is hysterical :lol: fans took a 2 hour easyjet flight to Barcelona and the last 2 days she's reporting with this sort of monumental overtone as if they've just said farewell to loved ones and crossed Europe on elephant :lol: only Liverpool fans can achieve this brand of cringe
It’s absurd innit, it’s literally a text book example of a non-story made to sound like she’s just witnessed another 9/11.

I know a fair few Liverpool fans and they’re all proper sound in general but they are also whining, victim-playing, drama whores when the moment calls for it.
 

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I wouldn't gloat too much, been dreading this Rodgers-Benitez weekend for weeks now. Leicester can make City drop points. In fact, I'm pretty sure they will :nervous:
I have the same feeling. I still think Liverpool will get to the title. I hope not but I just can’t get rid of this fear.
 

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Her page is hysterical :lol: fans took a 2 hour easyjet flight to Barcelona and the last 2 days she's reporting with this sort of monumental overtone as if they've just said farewell to loved ones and crossed Europe on elephant :lol: only Liverpool fans can achieve this brand of cringe
:lol:
 

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Should have been 4 or 5 but even so, game over. Klopp is a near and yet so far man. Mind you, next year will DEFINITELY be Liverpool's year.
 

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I have the same feeling. I still think Liverpool will get to the title. I hope not but I just can’t get rid of this fear.
I always thought the 3 games they had v spurs , Utd and Burnley where they could drop some points. I think they’ll win it now , that 3-0 defeat will have an effect on the players no doubt especially as they played well but got punished.
I’m hoping Newcastle will get something from them as he can’t afford to rest players.
 

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I always thought the 3 games they had v spurs , Utd and Burnley where they could drop some points. I think they’ll win it now , that 3-0 defeat will have an effect on the players no doubt especially as they played well but got punished.
I’m hoping Newcastle will get something from them as he can’t afford to rest players.
So you think City are dropping points to Leicester or Brighton?
It doesn't matter what Liverpool do in the league if City win their last two games.
 

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Why are Pool fans moaning about Linekar and Ferdinand celebrating?

One played for Barca and Everton. The other for Man Utd.

They don’t moan about McManaman whose basically one of those sky fan zone commentators.
 

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i actually think suarez would have been clever not to celebrate....hes shot himself in the foot
I’m not arsed that he celebrated. He wasn’t taking the piss out of us or our players, he was celebrating with his team mates. He’s been there 5 years now.

His antics on the pitch were annoying when it was going against us rather than for us but wasn’t arsed by him celebrating.
I'm not arsed that he celebrated. We know what's he's like and I'd have been shocked if he wasn't what he was like last night. We loved him for it when he played for us. He was our c*nt.

Now he's just a c*nt that plays for someone else. Should be treated that way next Tuesday. Not put on a pedestal like some of our fans do.
Which is why we all loved him. He was our nasty little fecker. Now he isn`t
his choice....our choice....hes getting it next week....

lack of respect,he made his choice....we make ours
feck him, he's a rat and we need to rattle him cos he gets wound up easily. And Messi can feck off aswell, the little shithouse, rolling around as if he's been shot and waving an imaginary card at the same time. We need to be more cynical like these lot and stop being so nice all the time, Mane jumping up after being fouled in the box, Fabinho getting smacked by Messi and not going down.
 

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Disappointed with Barcelona. I'm sure they never used to be such a shower of crying, diving, whining shithouses as they were yesterday.

Messi was a complete fecking tit and I think Suarez's dream of walking around Liverpool with his family have gone. The way he acted was pathetic.

If we do lose then I hope a few of our players get properly stuck in anyway. Sad to see such a fine side as Barca sink so low.
He had a dream..
 

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Think that with someone like Suarez the best approach is to humble him. He thrives on hatred. Show him love and it weakens him . Not us. He struggles with emotional situations. Imagine the whole stadium singing his song. It would feck his brain up. He would be lost. Because it is love which he lacks the most and love which he craves the most too. Although he would not admit that. I think he would cry if his song was sung like it used to be. So it should be. At the end of the day it is what we loved him for. Is just him. How he is. Made me laugh seeing him have a go at Alison who doesn't look like the sort guy who would even fight his way out of a paper bag.
oh dear..
 

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They will be thinking it's over. 3 - 0, job done. Just wait until they feel what is coming at Anfield. When they come out that tunnel and the noise hits them, they're going to realise this tie hasn't even fecking begun yet. Couple of early goals and we can do this. Can't fecking wait for next week. This is what it's all about.
They couldn't get out of their own half in the nou camp. Wait until they come to anfield on a smaller pitch on a European night. We will do it. I am very confident.
 

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"lack of respect,he made his choice....we make ours"

What does that even mean? I'm sure he's terrified.
 
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II Kop: 1-6

1Now the days of Brendan (whom is called Brent) drew nigh that he should depart; and he charged Klopp the Bavarian, saying,

2"Depart henceforth to the Camp of Nou and take with thouest thy Gegenpress regiment, that thou shouldst encamp them and destroyeth them in their iniquity."

3"And keep the charge of the LORD Rafa, your God, as it is written in the book of Kop, that thou mayest prosper in all that thou doest, lest laughter once more be heard across the land."

4The Kopites therefore went unto the Camp of Nou to wage war with the Catalonians, intent to smite the Valverde the valour and Lord Leo the Lionheart. The Kopites struck with great numbers, but their weapons were blunt.
And King Leo rose up to meet them, stepped from his throne ladened with colours of blue and scarlet, and struck the Kopites with a mortal blow from seventy cubits distance.

5And thus, the Catalonians laid siege to the Province of Kop, destroying their idols; there was great lamenting and tears. The Kopites proceeded to rend their shellsuit garments, for King Leo and his army sacked the land, and nothing stood anymore in the land, not even the Tower of Babel.

6For the prophecy of old as foretold by Alex the Prophet was shown true. "From the victory march of April 28th, 1990, 10,627 days shall pass henceforth in desolation for the Kopites without victory once more. For not even the coming of Mohammed the Ground-worshipper shall cause them to prosper. There shalt be laughter across the land for all eternity."
 
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