OMG! Phil 'Duncan' Jones 
Manchester United vs Leeds (Wed 17th July, 12:00 UK time)
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I've sooooo missed a goal from a corner.
Jones
We scored from a corner. Holy shite!! Unbelievable stuff!!
You're telling me we got past the first man and scored a header from a corner ?
You're telling me we got past the first man and scored a header from a corner ?
Folk...Hell has just frozen over....
Jones has scored?! What sorcery is this!
Nice defending Leeds, good header Jones
Let Pereira take corners
That was his first goal in over five years. 
This year is going to be Jones’ year lol
I hope Ashley young continues on the corners, can't believe Periera missed the first man there.
Phil Ramos.
I hope Leicester saw that. Jones is pure quality.
Cracking corner by Pereira, he's started the half well.
Leeds should just give up on football. It’s just not your thing when you let Jones score against you.
To me, to you, to me, to you, goal!
I hope this doesn't mean we don't sign a CB. The likes of Jones know how to impress the bosses but when time comes they under perform big time.
Either
A) Ole wants to see which CB he's getting rid of by playing Smalling, Jones and Rojo ahead of Axel or
B) There is an impending offer for Axel that we aren't aware of
Aye. I appreciate we're not going to get everything instantly right but a bit of an effort not to completely bastardise everything would be nice from the Ollie crew. I doubt they'd call our number 8 Joo-an Mata, although my dad stills calls the black and white-striped team from Turin Joo-ventus so maybe they would
No need to humiliate the opponent in that manner. Let him concentrate on keeping the ball out of the net.
Can we keep Lukaku and give Inter Martial for 80m?
We score a goal on the counter and somehow that’s a negative to some people.. They spin it into its worrying because we can’t do that against lesser teams, have a day off.
Goal from Corner!!! Phil DeLigt scores!!Am I drunk?
yeah, its even weird that they manage to make an effort with his last name but butcher his first name. I guess the simplicity of spelling makes people overconfident.Aye. I appreciate we're not going to get everything instantly right but a bit of an effort not to completely bastardise everything would be nice from the Ollie crew. I doubt they'd call our number 8 Joo-an Mata, although my dad stills calls the black and white-striped team from Turin Joo-ventus so maybe they would
Yes, a single goal in pre season will convince Ole not to sign another defender
You know he’s trying to impress Brendan Rodgers
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Phil the Jones Jones
My nigga
My nigga
That's how the Geordies say itAye. I appreciate we're not going to get everything instantly right but a bit of an effort not to completely bastardise everything would be nice from the Ollie crew. I doubt they'd call our number 8 Joo-an Mata, although my dad stills calls the black and white-striped team from Turin Joo-ventus so maybe they would
Wtf?
yes.. straight swop for Maguire
Didn't we just do it against a lesser team?
Pereira looks promising
I hope not but you never know. Like @RedDevilRoshi says, I hope it impresses Rodgers.Yes, a single goal in pre season will convince Ole not to sign another defender
Nobody has said that... for last 5 years. Last time he scored was in 2014?It is 3-0 now
Jones with a commanding header - I’ve not said that very often before
Where is Fred might I ask? Haven't been keeping myself up to date with who is all fit and available etc.
Well I haven’t managed to get home without knowing the score. Two people have come up and told me after each goal.
Joins up with the squad before the next game.
@DickDastardly c'mon dude - cut that shit out, no need to throw that term about.
I'd quote you, but we don't need it on the page again.
I'd quote you, but we don't need it on the page again.
They are only warming up for the season. Its preseason for everyone -- even the Matchday thread moaners.
it's just a dream.. it didn't really happen
This language has no place on this forum, hopefully the mods do something about it.