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2019-20 Performances


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4.4 Season Average Rating
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40
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4
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2
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Based Adnan

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Southampton's best defender when he came on. Shooting from 30 yards twice when he has teammates available on both sides and hasn't scored in the prem for 9 months. Absolute fecking dogshit clown.
 

L1nk

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That shot where he should of played Greenwood in sums up him as a player and person, brain-dead and selfish, thought more about the headlines after he got dropped rather than the team winning. Would preferably love to never see him in the shirt again, woeful player.
 

marktan

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Good cameo. Tried some shots that didn't work and learnt how to handball. Will be good experience for him for the future.
 

Strats

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That shot where he should of played Greenwood in sums up him as a player and person, brain-dead and selfish, thought more about the headlines after he got dropped rather than the team winning. Would preferably love to never see him in the shirt again, woeful player.
Absolutely this.

I don't ever want to see him in a United shirt again. Extremely brain-dead person.
 

#07

makes new threads with tweets in the OP
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Seemed determined to write his name in the headlines today, and therefore ignored many opportunities to provide teammates with scoring angles after doing all the hard work. Another one who looks gone in the head.
 

Wilfred Brown

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players like him and rashford are toxic to the team
selfish and egocentric

just leave our team and be full time instagram star please
 

Hawks2008

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Waste of fecking space. Soon as he got on the pitch all he wanted was that #feckhaters goal instead of moving it on to someone in a better position.

0.012% is the percentage of time he is actually useful on a football pitch.
 

Djemba-Djemba

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It's bad to admit but I hate him.

When he tried to score from 35 yards out, after going 9 months without a goal, instead of making the sensible pass out wide to Greenwood in loads of space I fecking snapped.
 

In Rainbows

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Lingard has come in for some unfair criticism down the years, but he deserves all the pelters he'll get today. He had 20 minutes to make an good impression, but was pure shit. He's was utterly selfish on the ball, taking shots from everywhere and ignoring teammates in space. No doubt wanting to silence his own critics but proving them utterly correct instead.

He shouldn't start for a long time now. Just not good enough and never will be.
Honestly, what was being asked of him today wasn't unfair. He just had to play the easy pass and he just wanted the glory.
 

AJ10

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Had 2 chances to give greenwood a pass but chose to shoot, when he starts he doesn't do anything and today he played well but fecked up 2 potential good opportunities trying to score........Maybe someone should post him that list of goals he's scored.
 

Yagami

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It's almost like Ole thinks he knows something that the Caf doesn't. So arrogant.
Hopefully Ole doesn't actually believe what he's saying here or else he's even more out of his depth than initially thought.
 

KennyBurner

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Need to fly a plane telling him to find a new club. The more Ole plays him the more I despise his very existence. Please just leave the club already.
 

bosnian_red

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That was an awful sub appearance. Almost like he only had eyes for the goal and tried to score to prove a point... Which he isn't good at and as a result, every attack broke down with him.
 

-Supreme-

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That was an awful sub appearance. Almost like he only had eyes for the goal and tried to score to prove a point... Which he isn't good at and as a result, every attack broke down with him.
Yes this is a good summary of him today
Definitely not played to his usual self
 

Stadjer

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Bringing him on when you need a goal or assist is the most pointless thing ever. He started his game with a terrible first touch too.. looked like Lukaku came back.
 

King Andow

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Yeah, good cameo. Really helped Southampton killing at least 4 attacks and creating feck all as usual. Highlights at 68:30, 84:07, 86:30, 90:40 @GifLord

1.090 minutes without a goal or assist.
 

LJJT

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I thought he did ok when he came on really. Had a shot foolishly when should have played it out to the right
 

Panther

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Lingard in the past two Premier League seasons;

2018-19
August - May (excluding December): 19 games; 0 goals, 2 assists.
December: 7 games; 4 goals, 2 assists.

2017-18
August - May (excluding December): 25 games; 3 goals, 5 assists.
December: 7 games, 6 goals, 2 assists.
 

el3mel

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Depending on Lingard as a sub to turn on the match when we were drawing was the most depressing thing to watch today.
 

admrf

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Any GIF for his pointless decision to longshoot? My river went bad last 10 mins.
 

edgecutter

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It's bad when we need to rely on this guy for a result. Some idiotic play out there and it's not even surprising anymore. Hopefully this is the last season with him here and he can concentrate fully on his image and clothing brand.
 

Dargonk

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Should have left him on the bench based on what he put out today. Really disappointing to see him take on a highly speculative shot, when he has an open attacker her can play into the box beside him.
 

RedChisel

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Symbolises everything wrong with this current team. Selfish, brainless and talentless. I will celebrate the day he leaves like winning a trophy.
 

Ludens the Red

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What a gigantically selfish cameo that was.
It was like he’d spent all week reading stuff about himself on social media and would focus purely on proving them
wrong by scoring a goal. If that meant ignoring people in massive open spaces in better positions so be it.
 

RedRonaldo

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Feck Lingard, I would just release him for free, totally pointless player.
 

InspiRED

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The sight of him coming on when we've got 20 mins left to win a game is rage inducing. Absolutely dire performance, where's that nutter who was going on about the 98% of his play off the ball that makes him some kind of super-weapon. At the time it was funny and I was laughing my head off, now I'm just fuming at the sheer stupidity of it!
 

Banana Republic

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Pre-match (yesterday), when asked about Lingard’s poor form, Ole looked puzzled and said he’s been great for us so far this season.
 

AJ10

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Symbolises everything wrong with this current team. Selfish, brainless and talentless. I will celebrate the day he leaves like winning a trophy.
That first pass to Greenwood was so simple, he had plenty of space inside the box to shoot but (Bold part).

Did that twice instead of passing to Greenwood who was in space to shoot.
 

Bobcat

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That shot where he should of played Greenwood in sums up him as a player and person, brain-dead and selfish, thought more about the headlines after he got dropped rather than the team winning. Would preferably love to never see him in the shirt again, woeful player.
That pissed me off so much. I can handle limited players as long as they are team players, but going for glory with a stupid attempt like that when you have an obvious pass like that? Feck off Lindgaard
 

Mystry

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You knew how it was going to go, so why even bother bringing him on? Taking a punt on Chong would have been better. With that stat about not scoring or assisting in 2019 swirling around, of course he was just going to take pot shots at every oppertunity even if there are better options available. That's the kind of player he is.
 

Nanotron

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I've stopped blaming him, OGS must take responsibility here persisting with this guy. Very weak management and not doing himself any favours. As cathartic as this thread is reading other peoples opinions about how pointless he is, I wish I didnt have to enter it again. Its the only relief I get for when he gets minutes.
 

Born2Lose

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utterly selfish and self absorbed, if only he had half the talent that he thinks he does.

Bet he spent all week thinking of some moronic celebration if he scored.
 

anant

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I hope he is fined for his performance. I don't get frustrated when players have a shit performance because that happens, but if you're going to play selfishly, the player should be reprimanded. Add to that, since he's been doing this for a while now, I hope he is benched for a few months and then sold in Jan
 
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