Moriarty
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Even the pigeons think he's crap.
That would be true if the bird were a Condor.We can finally and honestly say he's full of shit.
Awww It was about the only smile-worthy moment in football today.Got this from Reddit - http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1408196901139.webm
Seems like it's actually something landing behind him, and that stuff in his gob is just spit.
Are you blind mate? That's like an array of shit - some fell behind and some fell in his mouth. When birds shit it isn't a drop it's like rain - perfect end a shitty day.Got this from Reddit - http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1408196901139.webm
Seems like it's actually something landing behind him, and that stuff in his gob is just spit.
Must say I've been watching take of this numerous times and to me it looks like it spits in two. One part is landing behind him and the second one directly into his mouth.Got this from Reddit - http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1408196901139.webm
Seems like it's actually something landing behind him, and that stuff in his gob is just spit.
Some tamed pigeons could be able to do that.Hiring pigeons to crap on the players is where it's at today.
Which is correct. The stuff in his mouth is obviously gum.Got this from Reddit - http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1408196901139.webm
Seems like it's actually something landing behind him, and that stuff in his gob is just spit.
What? Still?! Have a wash.Happened to me once, whilst riding on the back of my mate's motorbike in Thailand.
The worst thing is that it's still quite warm...
Love it we now got "Shit/Spit analysis video" pity it took the FA all those years for goal line technology and Olly does it in sec's. Top work and yes what a way to spend an afternoon..!The shit disappears behind him/his lips before the spit/shit appears in his mouth
What a way to spend an afternoon.
It was a hilariously iconic moment, no doubt about it.WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH THE BIRD...
Ashley went viral in August 2014, when, during a match against Swansea at Old Trafford, a bird appeared to relieve itself into his open mouth. Disgusting, but thankfully not true, according to the 34-year-old, a claim backed up by our MUTV producer who has reviewed the footage frame by frame...
“It didn’t happen!“ laughs Young. ”I’ve said this for God knows how long. It got to a point where I thought I need to do an interview to say that this didn’t happen, but I just couldn’t be bothered. It had gone viral, it’s still going viral I think now. Even my wife and kids say a bird pooed in your mouth, but no it didn’t!”
Yes it did happen Ashley, how else can it be explained?WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH THE BIRD...
Ashley went viral in August 2014, when, during a match against Swansea at Old Trafford, a bird appeared to relieve itself into his open mouth. Disgusting, but thankfully not true, according to the 34-year-old, a claim backed up by our MUTV producer who has reviewed the footage frame by frame...
“It didn’t happen!“ laughs Young. ”I’ve said this for God knows how long. It got to a point where I thought I need to do an interview to say that this didn’t happen, but I just couldn’t be bothered. It had gone viral, it’s still going viral I think now. Even my wife and kids say a bird pooed in your mouth, but no it didn’t!”
Exactly, he doesn't even offer an alternative explanationYes it did happen Ashley, how else can it be explained?
2014! I missed this at the time, but after all these years I’m actually kind of disappointed that this didn’t happen. Pretty clear from the gif it’s just an amazing coincidence between the camera angle and him gobbing.The shit disappears behind him/his lips before the spit/shit appears in his mouth
What a way to spend an afternoon.
If the bird shits, you can't acquit!
It's either bird shit or a fan has set the world record for a public sea gulling attempt, which i doubt as it wasn't an exciting game and we lost i believe.Exactly, he doesn't even offer an alternative explanation
He knows it's shit but just too embarrassed to admit it.
If the bird shits, you can't acquit!
Google the video! You can see the creamy residue on the mans lip! He almost gargles it.2014! I missed this at the time, but after all these years I’m actually kind of disappointed that this didn’t happen. Pretty clear from the gif it’s just an amazing coincidence between the camera angle and him gobbing.
Yes it did happen Ashley, how else can it be explained?
The shit disappears behind him/his lips before the spit/shit appears in his mouth
What a way to spend an afternoon.
I don't know what to believeGoogle the video! You can see the creamy residue on the mans lip! He almost gargles it.
Saves you a google search.