Even the pigeons think he's crap.
Bird sh*ts in Ashley Young's mouth
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Are we sure it was bird shit and not the ref getting a bit trigger-happy with that magic vanishing spray of his?
We can finally and honestly say he's full of shit.
That would be true if the bird were a Condor.
Got this from Reddit - http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1408196901139.webm
Seems like it's actually something landing behind him, and that stuff in his gob is just spit.
Seems like it's actually something landing behind him, and that stuff in his gob is just spit.
Awww
It was about the only smile-worthy moment in football today.Are you blind mate? That's like an array of shit - some fell behind and some fell in his mouth. When birds shit it isn't a drop it's like rain
- perfect end a shitty day.That bird has better aim than most of our players
Must say I've been watching take of this numerous times and to me it looks like it spits in two. One part is landing behind him and the second one directly into his mouth.
Watch around the 5 second mark in that video, you catch a glimpse of goz in his mouth already.
turns out I can't get gfycat to work, here is the link: LINK
Click the link. Click it now. It clearly shows what happened.
The shit disappears behind him/his lips before the spit/shit appears in his mouth
What a way to spend an afternoon.
What a way to spend an afternoon.
I'm still laughing at this.
Flying banners as a form of protest is sooo last season.
Hiring pigeons to crap on the players is where it's at today.
Hiring pigeons to crap on the players is where it's at today.
Some tamed pigeons could be able to do that.
Which is correct. The stuff in his mouth is obviously gum.
Just a 12th turd on the pitch.
Oh my god, no way.
That clip needs to be half a second longer so you can see his reaction
That clip needs to be half a second longer so you can see his reaction
What? Still?! Have a wash.
Love it we now got "Shit/Spit analysis video" pity it took the FA all those years for goal line technology and Olly does it in sec's. Top work and yes what a way to spend an afternoon..!The shit disappears behind him/his lips before the spit/shit appears in his mouth
What a way to spend an afternoon.
5 years on...
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH THE BIRD...
Ashley went viral in August 2014, when, during a match against Swansea at Old Trafford, a bird appeared to relieve itself into his open mouth. Disgusting, but thankfully not true, according to the 34-year-old, a claim backed up by our MUTV producer who has reviewed the footage frame by frame...
“It didn’t happen!“ laughs Young. ”I’ve said this for God knows how long. It got to a point where I thought I need to do an interview to say that this didn’t happen, but I just couldn’t be bothered. It had gone viral, it’s still going viral I think now. Even my wife and kids say a bird pooed in your mouth, but no it didn’t!”
Ashley went viral in August 2014, when, during a match against Swansea at Old Trafford, a bird appeared to relieve itself into his open mouth. Disgusting, but thankfully not true, according to the 34-year-old, a claim backed up by our MUTV producer who has reviewed the footage frame by frame...
“It didn’t happen!“ laughs Young. ”I’ve said this for God knows how long. It got to a point where I thought I need to do an interview to say that this didn’t happen, but I just couldn’t be bothered. It had gone viral, it’s still going viral I think now. Even my wife and kids say a bird pooed in your mouth, but no it didn’t!”
It was a hilariously iconic moment, no doubt about it.Yes it did happen Ashley, how else can it be explained?
If the bird shits, you can't acquit!
Exactly, he doesn't even offer an alternative explanation
He knows it's shit but just too embarrassed to admit it.
Poor soul. Still in denial all this time later.
Literally what else could it have been though? Someone gobbed in his mouth?
2014! I missed this at the time, but after all these years I’m actually kind of disappointed that this didn’t happen. Pretty clear from the gif it’s just an amazing coincidence between the camera angle and him gobbing.The shit disappears behind him/his lips before the spit/shit appears in his mouth
What a way to spend an afternoon.
It's either bird shit or a fan has set the world record for a public sea gulling attempt, which i doubt as it wasn't an exciting game and we lost i believe.Exactly, he doesn't even offer an alternative explanation
He knows it's shit but just too embarrassed to admit it.
That’s why he is official captain and DJ. He’s kind soul and unites the team. I know, you hate him, so, please, don’t kick me 
Google the video! You can see the creamy residue on the mans lip! He almost gargles it.
Saves you a google search.
we could close the book on this if Young can shit in the birds mouth
Damn. That's one hilarious timing and shot angle.
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I can't believe this was already 5 years ago. I already thought he was quite shit back then, amazing how time flies when you're having no fun watching Utd play.
The shit disappears behind him/his lips before the spit/shit appears in his mouth
What a way to spend an afternoon.
I don't know what to believe
Guess it's true that you are what you eat.