Bruno Fernandes | Signed

[MDFC Manager]

Cocks out

 

[Godfather]

Let's go. Hoped this would go through. Should have been done ages ago but at least it looks like we did it.

 

[FootyGirl88]

fecking drama queens on skysports news “what a day if your a Manchester United fan!!!”

We need him but let’s all calm down

Exactly!! This window has been a shambles, we needed more than just 1 signing.

 

[Strats]

Hopefully this puts an end to Jesse Lingard starting/playing in any games of significance for Manchester United ever again.

 

[Nico87]

Hopefully it’s completed before the match starts tomorrow, don’t want to end that game without the contract already signed.

 

[Classical Mechanic]

you want a middle aged Italian bloke to suck your dick? Whatever floats your boat pal

It’s quite a specific sexual predilection but who are we to judge.

 

[SuperiorXI]

How long until the media include his wage in the price?

 

[WR10]

Here's his contributions vs. Maritimo

That has to be a joke. More than half way through this video and he’s fecked up literally every touch he had there . Perreira level stuff

 

[AlexUTD]

Im not doing anything

I moved on from this, and now give me hope is not cool!

 

[KeanoMagicHat]

The Ballon d'Or clause is funny, there's basically no chance in hell of that happening. Even if he was world class and the best player in the league, most players aren't sniffing it in his position/playing in PL. He'd have to be a good bit better than De Bruyne even to have a chance.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

How long until the media include his wage in the price?

You mean the £700k a week?

 

[starman]

Ok, its on the BBC now, now i am starting to believe....

 

[AlexUTD]

Goldbridge getting jumping-the-gun overexcited as usual and saying it is a signing. "transfer agreed". Such a joker.

Typical clickbait-Goldbridge

 

[Classical Mechanic]

That has to be a joke. More than half way through this video and he’s fecked up literally every touch he had there . Perreira level stuff

Don’t watch the video

 

[USREDEVIL]

BBC and Fabrizio Romano now reporting... Cock back out.

 

[RUCK4444]

Exciting transfer but should have been done weeks ago. The club come out of this with zero credit yet again.

So dramatic some of you. I hate Ed as much as the next guy but as long as he’s signed before the deadline wtf is the problem?

We’ve dragged it out haggling, he’s got to at least try to do his job and sporting we’re pushing it.

 

[SuperiorXI]

You mean the £700k a week?

Oh shit that's a fair bit. Can he play piano?

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Is this tingling feeling in my loins real?

 

[Ranchero]

If there's another twist, please someone take me out back and shoot me.

I am not getting excited till the thing is sealed. At the moment it is just an upped offer.

 

[Judas]

So dramatic some of you. I hate Ed as much as the next guy but as long as he’s signed before the deadline wtf is the problem?

We’ve dragged it out haggling, he’s got to at least try to do his job and sporting we’re pushing it.

The problem is if there's any truth in us only being able to do one deal at a time, this one has taken over the whole window leaving us no time to sort out the rest of the mess.

 

[Can7onA]

Just getting reports through that he has indeed signed and will reportedly be earning 900K a week, over to Kovi who will pause after every word to bring us more................

 

[crossy1686]

So, did the protests work or did the board not believe our scouts until Barcelona made a bid?

 

[Godfather]

Nothing on Netflix yet

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Oh shit that's a fair bit. Can he play piano?

I'd want a one man band for that much.

 

[mu4c_20le]

That has to be a joke. More than half way through this video and he’s fecked up literally every touch he had there . Perreira level stuff

Someone sic the Sporting ultras on this guy.

 

[Munkehboi]

Just 20 odd days late buthappy its finally being done

 

[El-Manos]

Tweet

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Update thread title I’d say.

 

[Ranchero]

So dramatic some of you. I hate Ed as much as the next guy but as long as he’s signed before the deadline wtf is the problem?

We’ve dragged it out haggling, he’s got to at least try to do his job and sporting we’re pushing it.

IT IS NOT DONE YET

 

[izec]

always knew it, yes yes yes. Could have been done in a week IMO

 

[Can7onA]

Nothing on Grindr

Am I doing it right?

 

[fergiesarmy1]

So dramatic some of you. I hate Ed as much as the next guy but as long as he’s signed before the deadline wtf is the problem?

We’ve dragged it out haggling, he’s got to at least try to do his job and sporting we’re pushing it.

If we were gonna do it anyway and he’s met them in the middle by the sounds of it should have done it Jan 1st for the sake of £5m, if we lose champions league by a few points still and he’s a success that £5m will look idiotic.

 

[Leftback99]

Here's his contributions vs. Maritimo

Lets hope that's not his normal level.

 

[Santos J]

So excited for this signing, think he'll be fantastic for us.

 

[Chicharo]

All this saga about signing one player from bloody Sporting, when in reality we need 2-3 more.
Ridiculous

 

[horsechoker]

Nothing on Grindr

Am I doing it right?

You're not looking hard enough

 

[izec]

Lets hope that's not his normal level.

He is already declining

 

[Utdstar01]

I like the way he seems to have handled it. Must've been frustrating as hell with all the dithering from United and Sporting but he seems a real professional and seems to give his all in every game. We need more players like him.

 

[Withnail]

always knew it, yes yes yes. Could have been done in a week IMO

Give over. We're paying what they asked for initially. It could have been done in an hour.

 

[UNITED ACADEMY]

@UNITED ACADEMY - this is where your Tier 1's actually matter!

So now you believe it‘s actually 80m Euro?

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‘’The initial fee will be around 55m euros (£47m) but add-ons could increase the overall cost to 80m euros.”

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

I hope this is actually on this time rather than more bull-shitting