Here we go then lads...
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I can have more than one thought at a time Colin, looking at the fee doesn't affect my enjoyment, particularly when I don't have a negative opinion of the player.
BrONo 
.....boom?
Just waiting for Simon Stone to burst our bubble.
Oh look... Barca links come out, then suddenly United have a breakthrough. Why am i not in the slightest bit shocked or surprised.
Does anyone actually, truly, honestly believe that the Barca links were true? Sporting played a blinder here.
Does anyone actually, truly, honestly believe that the Barca links were true? Sporting played a blinder here.
William Hill 4/5 around 10min. ago. Now 1/20.
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United take Viagra in the corner!
46mil pounds?
Not bad
19 years ago that was a world record fee
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2001/jul/10/newsstory.sport1
Not bad
19 years ago that was a world record fee
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2001/jul/10/newsstory.sport1
Did it have to be the Barca to Valencia bit of news to spark Ed and Matt!?
Hope this is true, getting a bored of it all now.
He will fit in well and do a good job, but FFS if he comes, we dont half make a meal of transfers.
He will fit in well and do a good job, but FFS if he comes, we dont half make a meal of transfers.
I don’t know if I can take this anymore.
Stopped using snus 14 days ago as well, but if there’s more twists coming, I might start again.
This is so on!
Stopped using snus 14 days ago as well, but if there’s more twists coming, I might start again.
This is so on!
Big fee but IF we sign him, fans need to be realistic as we’ve massively underinvested in many other areas and one extra player may not make any difference. Ed’s done his usual and pissed around the entire month, causing the team to get more injuries.
Watch him fail his medical now. 
or sporting delayed the deal so they could get a few more games out of him.
The cheek of Sky, absolute jokers
Anyways, never in doubt was it? What was everyone worried about. Dealio Doneio.
Anyways, never in doubt was it? What was everyone worried about. Dealio Doneio.
Nope they literally did he same tactic in the summer, this time it worked.
@UNITED ACADEMY - this is where your Tier 1's actually matter!
The lad looks the business for United. Woodworm, all is forgiven (for the time being) if you land this one!
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Breaking News: Phil Jones injures Fernandes in bizarre parking accident!Watch him fail his medical now.
Brunexit!
Honestly I didn't think we had the money. If we do the deal it shows we didn't drag our feet cos we're completely broke. It's just cos we're awful at getting deals done.
Its ON but its not agreed yet.
Woodward delaying the transfer for weeks, just to pay the exact amount demanded at the start. What a plonker.
We have upped our offer. So excited!! In the meantime Spurs have got deals on two players."We can do things in transfer market only others clubs can dream of"
And Alexei Sanchez on the way too. Whoop whoop.
And could we possibly get the mighty Slimani to solve our striker issues? The fact he was a Leicester flop doesnt matter. He is a human being who has played football before. Get him in
Formation time:
Martial Greenwood
Fernandes
Williams Pogba McSauce AWB
Fred
Maguire Lindelöf
deGea
Fernandes
Williams Pogba McSauce AWB
Fred
Maguire Lindelöf
deGea
At least the window shuts soon so we won’t have to put up with the “48 hours” guessing game when inevitably we take ages to announce it.
Pants down boys.
Maybe we're merging with Barca so he is in effect signing for both of us, and Valencia on loan. Heady times.
Fabrizio is the transfer prophet. It's at least zip open time....
Wasn't this all bullshit and we were never actually in for him?
Slimani wasn't exactly a flop at Leicester. He just didn't get many games because Vardy plays all the time and he's never injured.
Brunexit! Love it
Except the Glazers dont turn up anyway, so no change there then.
Delayed the deal to get more games out of the player and more money? Why don't we sign up their DoF, he knows how to do a deal!
Say those 3 beautiful words Fabrizio. Say it.
Suck my dick?
Think this was all Neil Ashton's PR masterclass to look like we're actually backing ole and just sacking him
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