Your Bruno Fernandes chants here..

[RedMilo]

To the Kung Fu Fighting Song

Oh Oh Oh Oh
Bru No Oh Oh

Now here he is, one to make you move
Assist king with his funky pass through
Something to make us shout
MUFC back in town

Sorry I had then lost it

 

[Pavl3n]

It’s funny how few of our current players actually have recognised chants.

That's exactly what I was thinking.
I am not a match going fan (location), but I haven't recognized any chants for the likes of Rashford etc.

 

[Uniquim]

Abba - Fernando

There is something in the air tonight, the stars are bright
Fernandes!
They are shining there for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!

Oh this one is really good! Would love to hear that in a stadium.

 

[SoCross]

To the tune of we will rock you;

Bruuuno Bruuno, Fernandes! (Clap) Fernandes! (Clap)

 

[berbasloth4]

Abba - Fernando

There is something in the air tonight, the stars are bright
Fernandes!
They are shining there for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!

singing it already good shout

 

[RightSaidFredTheRed]

Said in style of Ottawan - D.I.S.C.O

D.I.S.C.O
Fer.nan.des.score.goals
D.I.S.C.O
Fer.nan.des.score.goals

He is D Delivery
He is I Incredible
He is S Superior
He is C Crosstastic
He is O oh oh oh

He is D Devastating
He is I insightful
He is S always Scoring
He is C such a Cutie
He is O oh oh oh

D.I.S.C.O
Fer.nan.des.score.goals
D.I.S.C.O
Fer.nan.des.score.goals

 

[Vidyoyo]

If you're happy and Bruno it, clap your hands.

*clap clap*

If you're happy and Bruno it, clap your hands.

*clap clap*

If you're happy and Bruno it but you really wanna blow it.
Then you bring him off for Jesse Lingard.

*clap clap*

 

[horsechoker]

To the tune of Oh No by Mos Def, Nate Dogg and Pharoe Monch

Bruno!
Woody ain't scared to hustle
It's took seven weeks to close
Ask them muppets cause they know
Lingard, Phil Jones have to go!
Step away from the pitch you're too old
Bruno might fracture your nose

 

[The Urban Goose]

Barry Manilow, Copacabana :

His name is Bruno, he comes from Maia,
At Old Trafford playing with flair and scoring goals from everywhere,
He will step over and then Rabona,
And while he plays like the star
he'll sometimes hit the bar
Across the crowded pitch, he'll make defenders itch,
he will run past one and another, and then play the switch,
At Old Trafford, red Manchester,
we have Bruno Fernandes, oh hell yeah,
At Old Trafford, red Manchester,
Bruno Fernandes will always score goals and,
at Old Trafford we won again.

 

[Robindinho]

Spider-Man theme:

Fernandes, Fernandes,
Does whatever Pereira can’t,
Scores, assists - he’s dynamite,
No more Lingard - he’s so shite,
Look out... here comes Fernandes.

 

[RedTiger]

Spider-Man theme:

Fernandes, Fernandes,
Does whatever Pereira can’t,
Scores, assists - he’s dynamite,
No more Lingard - he’s so shite,
Look out... here comes Fernandes.

that's a really nice one. I'd change the lingard line though because I feel uncomfortable saying it while in praise of another player.

 

[tenpoless]

that's a really nice one. I'd change the lingard line though because I feel uncomfortable saying it while in praise of another player.

You and your demands

 

[RedTiger]

You and your demands

Don't get me wrong it's still a quality chant

 

[SilentWitness]

EDIT: Wrong Bruno.

 

[manutddjw]

Bruno. He passes more than a yard
So he’s not like Lingard
Bruno Fernandes

 

[VanHaal'sRedArmy]

Bruno woah
Bruno woah
Ed took his time to buy
Dippers burned down his house

 

[tenpoless]

Santana, Smooth:

Man, it's a hard one
Bringing our muppets all into the sun
When I hear you kick doors and the noise, gawk everyone
But you stay so cool
Oh my príncipe, my Portugese great midfielder
You're our reason for reason
Better than Anderson

And if you said Sporting ain't good enough
We would give awards to lift you up
We could change Woodward to better suit your mood
Cause your pass is so smooth

And it's just like the midfield that pass the ball through
Oh, it's the same as the vision that We get from you
You got the kind of pass that can be so smooth, yeah
Come bench Lingard, make it real, or else forget about it

 

[justboy68]

Hokey Cokey.

Ed puts 40 mil in,
40 mil out, 50 mil in,
And he shakes it all about,
Gives himself a chubby and he shakes it all around,
That's what it's all about!

Ooohh Bruno Fernandes
Ooohh Bruno Fernandes
Ooohh Bruno Fernandes
Passing, Shooting, Winning all the way!

 

[SadlerMUFC]

His name was Bruno. Bruno Fernandes.
With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there.

This is the first song that came to my head (Copacabana). We may want to work on the rest of the lyrics though

 

[mariachi-19]

Abba - Fernando

There is something in the air tonight, the stars are bright
Fernandes!
They are shining there for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!

Get it done!

 

[Cabin Clown]

Repeating Bruno Fernándes instead of Feliz Navidad, over and over.

Tune is the legendary Manilow's Copa cabana
His name is Bruno... Bruno Fernandes

That's it that's all I got

I like this one.

Instead of Hey Macarena, ah!

"Hey Bruno Fernandes, ah!" Could be chanted after every goal or something.

Brilliant thread.

 

[mariachi-19]

Hokey Cokey.

Ed puts 40 mil in,
40 mil out, 50 mil in,
And he shakes it all about,
Gives himself a chubby and he shakes it all around,
That's what it's all about!

Ooohh Bruno Fernandes
Ooohh Bruno Fernandes
Ooohh Bruno Fernandes
Passing, Shooting, Winning all the way!

thats the chant for the muppets in the transfer forum

 

[Class of 63]

There was something in the air that night
The flares were bright, Fernandes

Work in progress

 

[Dante]

Let's be honest here. United chants in the last few seasons have all made reference to the player's home country. Portugal or Portuguese is almost certainly going to be mentioned. And the loudest singers at Old Trafford crowd are skewed towards a particular demographic that likes a particular kind of music from a particular era. With that in mind:



Geezer's good
Geezer's good
Bruno-oh-oh
This Portugueser's good

 

[U-N-I-T-E-D]

Abba - Fernando

There is something in the air tonight, the stars are bright
Fernandes!
They are shining there for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!

This!

would probably change starts shining for ‘he was scoring goals for you and me, for Matt Busby’

 

[U-N-I-T-E-D]

And also just a Rooney-esque ‘Bruno, Bruno, Bruno’

 

[Eendracht maakt macht]

Suprised by all the compliments, thanks!

 

[Stobzilla]

To the Kung Fu Fighting Song

Oh Oh Oh Oh
Bru No Oh Oh

Now here he is, one to make you move
Assist king with his funky pass through
Something to make us shout
MUFC back in town

Sorry I had then lost it

Nah.

 

[P-Nut]

Let's be honest here. United chants in the last few seasons have all made reference to the player's home country. Portugal or Portuguese is almost certainly going to be mentioned. And the loudest singers at Old Trafford crowd are skewed towards a particular demographic that likes a particular kind of music from a particular era. With that in mind:



Geezer's good
Geezer's good
Bruno-oh-oh
This Portugueser's good

I actually quite like that

 

[RedCoffee]

Geno by Dexys Midnight Runners changed to Bruno.

It's a great tune.

 

[WannaBeSakka]

Man united got a star and Bruno was his name

B R UNO
B R UNO
B R UNO

He's gonna boss the game!

 

[FireballXL5]

And also just a Rooney-esque ‘Bruno, Bruno, Bruno’

Bingo! That's exactly what'll happen.

 

[Adamsk7]

Abba - Fernando

There is something in the air tonight, the stars are bright
Fernandes!
They are shining there for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!

This is the one! Might I be so cheeky as to suggest a slight alteration?

There is something in the air tonight, under floodlights
Fernandes!
He scores his goals for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!

 

[Pavl3n]

Abba - Fernando

There is something in the air tonight, the stars are bright
Fernandes!
They are shining there for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!

This!

would probably change starts shining for ‘he was scoring goals for you and me, for Matt Busby’

This is the one! Might I be so cheeky as to suggest a slight alteration?

There is something in the air tonight, under floodlights
Fernandes!
He scores his goals for you and me, for Matt Busby
Fernandes!

Boys! Get it going next time. I think it's great.

 

[Cantonaaa!]

Rumour spreadin' 'round
In that Old Manc town
About that Bruno guy at OT
And you know what I'm talkin' about
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that shack outside of town
They got a lot of nice boys
Have mercy
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw
A haw, haw, haw

Well, I hear it's fine
If you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in
A hmm, hmm
And I hear it's tight
Most ev'ry night
But now I might be mistaken
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Have mercy

 

[Beans]

To the tune of "Electric Avenue"

I want a new signed pair of Bruno Fernandes shoes
Then I'll get much higher

 

[harms]

There's nothing to do
We wanted Gaitan, but he'll do

In all seriousness, the Carrick's chant works great for him, but I don't want to ruin it.

 

[londonredmaniac]

Fernando ABBA

Even though Ed Woodward's shite
United signed
Fernandes!
You've got your man Ole
Please drop Jesse
Fernandes!

In all seriousness though...no idea.

 

[londonredmaniac]

Let's be honest here. United chants in the last few seasons have all made reference to the player's home country. Portugal or Portuguese is almost certainly going to be mentioned. And the loudest singers at Old Trafford crowd are skewed towards a particular demographic that likes a particular kind of music from a particular era. With that in mind:



Geezer's good
Geezer's good
Bruno-oh-oh
This Portugueser's good

I like it

 

[londonredmaniac]

My daughter loves B I N G O the dog song like...

There was a club who had a 10
And Bruno was his name o
B R U N O
B R U N O
B R U N O
And Bruno was his name oh!