Come on. Be real. We are nowhere close to either of them.
Premier League Gameweek 30+31
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What the feck is this shit?
They, couldn't fecking wait.
I tried to ignore the bias but bloody hell.
How is any of this news worthy? Nobody cares.
The top story should be about McTominay's contract extension.
Understat have Chelsea with 4.21 xG against City!
Firemen on the scene said they had absolutely no concerns due to the consistently copious amount of phlegm on tap.
“Redefined Premier League Excellence”
Just get to feck BBC!
Just get to feck BBC!
Our treble winning side is still better
Everyone knew Liverpool were going to win the title, CL and relegation spots much more interesting.
could have been worse. They could have won it on the final day with an injury time winner
The team has come on leaps and bounds over the course of the season. Don't be surprised if we mount a challenge next season.
Them winning it like this was the least painful way IMO. Very anti-climactic.
it's his ankle tag pinging.
City's approach was right and playing a really high-line was fine but their undoing was pretty simple, Chelsea's attackers had more pace than City's CBs. City badly need a CB who isn't only good on the ball but also has recovery pace.
I feel a great disturbance in the force as if something terrible has happened.
Considering it was Chelsea v Man City, i reckon Liverpool's name was mentioned more.
Fletcher must be a closet liverpool fan? Even though he's notts county i believe.
Fletcher must be a closet liverpool fan? Even though he's notts county i believe.
Have to laugh at Klopp being pissed off there when the audio didn't work 
Well they need an additional CB to replace Kompany for sure. Garcia is an option as well. Stones and Otamendi get flack but along with Laporte have worked well for 2 seasons now, if they underperform another season then they'll be moved on no doubt
Literally zero post match coverage from BT Sport. I pay £25 quid a month for this shit!
We're 37 points off top, even in the last 4 league games we've dropped 4 points while Liverpool have dropped 7 all season. We're improving but we're realistically still years away from contending again.
See, this sort of shit is why nobody likes those bastards. No other club gets this level of preferential treatment and mythologised as much as those Scouse wankers.
It’s absolutely brilliant that they’ll have to have muted celebrations, mind. No matter how many times they protest, you know it’s eating them up inside.
He's always been a berk. He was a diving bell end milking Anfield ref's for penalties when he was playing.
I'm hoping a freak pyro accident burns the ground down.
Not whilst they've got that German Honeymonster screeching and gurning like a deranged guest on Jeremy Kyle. The sooner he fecks off the better.
All this talk of droplets by the scientists...times that by 1000 for these verminous, phlegm spouting degenerates.
Dortmund didn't go on to Dominate TBF.
Title*
I'm confident the title is ours next season. I'm sure of it.
They're gonna milk this until the end of time.
That's the one bit of comfort.See, this sort of shit is why nobody likes those bastards. No other club gets this level of preferential treatment and mythologised as much as those Scouse wankers.
It’s absolutely brilliant that they’ll have to have muted celebrations, mind. No matter how many times they protest, you know it’s eating them up inside.
If anyone wants to get banned I suggest making a congrats Liverpool thread now
True. Hope he burns out of steam.
Media darlings. Always have been.There was a match tonight?
All I heard was ‘Liverpool’ every second sentence...
A bit weird to hear BT going on about possible Liverpool dominance domestically and abroad, when City have been scarily consistent in hoovering up domestic silverware, Liverpool have ludicrously outperformed their xG this season, and they are already out of Europe in the last 16. Will be very surprised if Liverpool do what City have done or what United did on and off for twenty years.
Another massive cluster in Liverpool coming up, the Scouse accent feels particularly phlegmy.
There was a match tonight?
All I heard was ‘Liverpool’ every second sentence...
When we had a shot cleared off the line and they cut away from the replay to show some Liverpool fans on their sofas wearing earbuds, I was annoyed!
I don't buy that any of the top teams are 'years away'. Who knows what injuries sides will pick up etc.
Ha, good man. I'm just a bit wary of how optimistic this place has gone this week, it's gone from too pessimistic to probably too optimistic. I like what I'm seeing from us and think the first time post Ferguson there's a route map to success but we're a bit behind where Liverpool were in 2017 and they needed to nail basically every decision over the next 3 years (apart from Karius which they corrected quickly enough) with the best manager in the world to win it. If we stay on the right track and hopefully Klopp and Guardiola eventually go away in the next couple of years then maybe we can step in.
That's the one bit of comfort.
If anyone wants to get banned I suggest making a congrats Liverpool thread now
Here in solidarity with you, brother. Our clubs have carried the * hating torch for many years and many rival supporters thought we were exaggerating their egomania. Thankfully many are having their eyes opened over the last couple of years.
Roll on next season when every bastard wants to beat them!
I think we'll be in the mix.
Is there a worse way to win a league title than this? Hilarious. Behind closed doors, no fans and you're not even playing yourselves. Jesus how grim.