Lock in your measured response to dropped points against Southampton now

He'sRaldo

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Where do I fecking start? What a bunch of fecking bottle merchants we are!

Ole is clearly out of his depth and the sooner we get Poch in, the better

Pogba’s performance just simply showed that he doesn’t want to be here anymore

De Gea costs us once again by conceding a shot that my nan could have saved

Maguire looks more like a 80p defender than a £80M one

AWB can’t attack to save himself

Shaw looks like even fatter than before

Lindelof has proved yet again what a massive liability he is

Why the feck does Matic still get a game when he is as slow as a week in jail

Bruno must feel like he is back at Sporting

Martial does nothing other than sulk

Rashford is just a kick and sprint speed merchant with a garbage end product

Tonight showed that Greenwood is not ready to be playing week in, week out for us
:lol:
 

mav_9me

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Sell Pogba, sack ole.

Seriously though we've had such a good run it was bound to happen. It's obviously still in our hands, hopefully we can take care of it.
 

Number32

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You would changed your mind If City still got baned after the next 4 hour.

Announcement at 9.30 am
 

WR10

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He really should have not rotated the team. Why feck with a starting eleven that was working flawlessly?
 

The Red Thinker

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Bruno Injured.

Pogba sulking again.

Pogba's sulk led to Martial's sulk.

Martial's sulk led to Rashford overdoing it and re-injuring his back.

I mean losing 4-0 to Southampton... Sell Ole Sack Pogba
 

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Bottlers, the whole lot. The story of ours for the last couple of years, one step forward - two steps backwards.
 

Strelok

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Ole out, Jose back.

He just won against a superb Arsenal with a terrible Spurs squad. A tactical masterpiece from the true genius.
 

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Where do I fecking start? What a bunch of fecking bottle merchants we are!

Ole is clearly out of his depth and the sooner we get Poch in, the better

Pogba’s performance just simply showed that he doesn’t want to be here anymore

De Gea costs us once again by conceding a shot that my nan could have saved

Maguire looks more like a 80p defender than a £80M one

AWB can’t attack to save himself

Shaw looks like even fatter than before

Lindelof has proved yet again what a massive liability he is

Why the feck does Matic still get a game when he is as slow as a week in jail

Bruno must feel like he is back at Sporting

Martial does nothing other than sulk

Rashford is just a kick and sprint speed merchant with a garbage end product

Tonight showed that Greenwood is not ready to be playing week in, week out for us
:lol:
Good one.
 

United Hobbit

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I have a bad feeling about this game

Every time we have a golden chance we somehow mess it up and Southampton have been in good form lately

I also worry that if City do get banned (no chance they do they'll get let off) there will actually be more complacency as then 5th gets CL.

it's a shame its being announced so early in the day I'd be inclined if I were Ole to try and do a bit of a lock down re social media etc in the lead up to the game so the players didn't know if they were/ weren't banned so go into the game thinking there are only 2 places left available
 

afrocentricity

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Chelsea lost. Leicester lost again. A win will take us into third place. We are on a formidable run, and look pretty unstoppable. Southampton are in the bottom half of the table, and drew against a pretty poor Everton side in their last game. We are massive favourites. Surely we won't trip up now, when it's within touching distance...

If we drop points in this game the Caf will resemble Graeme Sounness getting tazed in the balls at his mum's funeral while Paul Pogba, officiating, repeatedly gets her name wrong. So let's have your more rational responses here and other caftards can hold you to them when the red mist descends.

Here's mine: losing or drawing this match would be a blow but not a knockout blow. A CL place would still be 'in our hands' because we play Leicester on the last day. It would not be a 'false dawn' because no single result can erase the obvious progress represented by our unbeaten run and in particular by our post-lockdown form. So a loss/draw would be a huge bummer but I'd fully expect us to pick ourselves up from it and win all our remaining games and qualify for the CL.

Let's be having you etc.
It's the OPs fecking fault for making this thread.... (How's that?)
 

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We have been starting too slow in the last few games, bound to cost us in the end. If we were going to trip up in the run-in though, this was the best point to do it. Our competitors lost, and we still have a decent chance at top 4. Hopefully Ole and the boys will learn from this, to never relax in squeaky bum time.
 

Gandalf Greyhame

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Where do I fecking start? What a bunch of fecking bottle merchants we are!

Ole is clearly out of his depth and the sooner we get Poch in, the better

Pogba’s performance just simply showed that he doesn’t want to be here anymore

De Gea costs us once again by conceding a shot that my nan could have saved

Maguire looks more like a 80p defender than a £80M one

AWB can’t attack to save himself

Shaw looks like even fatter than before

Lindelof has proved yet again what a massive liability he is

Why the feck does Matic still get a game when he is as slow as a week in jail

Bruno must feel like he is back at Sporting

Martial does nothing other than sulk

Rashford is just a kick and sprint speed merchant with a garbage end product

Tonight showed that Greenwood is not ready to be playing week in, week out for us
11/11. Well done. Do the subs next.
 

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Where do I fecking start? What a bunch of fecking bottle merchants we are!

Ole is clearly out of his depth and the sooner we get Poch in, the better

Pogba’s performance just simply showed that he doesn’t want to be here anymore

De Gea costs us once again by conceding a shot that my nan could have saved

Maguire looks more like a 80p defender than a £80M one

AWB can’t attack to save himself

Shaw looks like even fatter than before

Lindelof has proved yet again what a massive liability he is

Why the feck does Matic still get a game when he is as slow as a week in jail

Bruno must feel like he is back at Sporting

Martial does nothing other than sulk

Rashford is just a kick and sprint speed merchant with a garbage end product

Tonight showed that Greenwood is not ready to be playing week in, week out for us
11/11. Well done. Do the subs next.
:DYep.

Do it please @RedDevilRoshi
 

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Sulk, take an overdose of blood pressure tablets and try to defend Ole and Pogba. Blame Priti Patel, Gove, Brexit and obviously Israel.
 

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Every season it never seems to amaze me how little bottle most of our fans have. Hold your fecking nerve. It’s the same every year. Matter-of-fact declarations in December that ‘no chance we get top 4’, ‘can’t see us winning that game’ etc.

Football is football, but stop being pvssies. We’re about to face the 12th best team at home at Old Trafford.
Exactly! Especially with a United team that famously holds their nerve when it matters!!
 

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Sell Rooney, give it to Giggsy til the end of the season etc
 

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The term chokers are there for a reason. When there is any pressure, they break down.

The current first XI has to prove their mettle. There is no point in hiding from others dropping points.

First time after SAF, the team looks like they can come back and win any situation. Let’s see whether they withhold pressure and win when stakes are high.
 

TwoSheds

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The term chokers are there for a reason. When there is any pressure, they break down.

The current first XI has to prove their mettle. There is no point in hiding from others dropping points.

First time after SAF, the team looks like they can come back and win any situation. Let’s see whether they withhold pressure and win when stakes are high.
You're doing this wrong.
 

V.O.

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WTF is this? Reverse jinxing?
A similar voodoo ritual caused Dominic Solanke to be able to score not one, but two goals yesterday. It's pretty powerful shit.