"Defending" is generous.
Day 3: England vs Croatia | Austria vs North Macedonia | Netherlands vs Ukraine
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Keeper all over the shop
Where's VAR, if the goalkeeper had the ball in both hands then surely it's a foul
Not really sure how that ended up in a goal. 
We are comedy gold
The spirit of 336 B.C shining through there.
Wouldn't Alaba be more influential in midfield ?
Alioski is like a left back Ander Herrera. Always 100mph, niggling at the attackers legs, then falling over whenever anyone gets near him.
Entertaining as expected.
This match may well feature the first sending off of the tournament.
This match may well feature the first sending off of the tournament.
Oh yea I know, but we don't have much else to go on. Friendlies mean nothing.
Sadly he is pretty wank there too. Probably better than the rest looking at us though
The GK reaction
Macedonia playing some decent football.
I do take the wider point but I saw nothing on the BBC coverage today that would have been any different to what I'd expect to see on my own national channel if we'd won our first game in a tough group.
Not only is Pandev a gunslinger, he’s been braving that hairline since the early 2000s. Respect it
Dirty cnuts too
Is this John Hartson arguing he should have been sent off for an elbow? Not exactly an angel was he.
Austria look clueless
We are so crap under Foda it's unreal. Why did we opt to a back 5? We looked half decent a couple of years ago when Arnautovic was in his prime. Now we turned to full shit again
Pandev scoring was a great moment, irrespective of who you support.
Have you been playing Alaba as a libero during qualifying? I haven't seen much of you recently, now I've got Alaba in FF and am rather dismayed. At least he's taking corners
Austria could be the worst team in the tournament. Why isn’t Arnautović playing?
Yeah I agree with that and I hate it. The drinking culture does my head in.I think it’s more to do with our fan base. After the game ‘it’s coming home’ being played and every single fans being zoomed in on were steaming drunk
Yep and I don't know why. We have not done that in recent years but decided to do it now... I don't know what we are doing.Have you been playing Alaba as a libero during qualifying? I haven't seen much of you recently, now I've got Alaba in FF and am rather dismayed. At least he's taking corners
But Alaba in your FF? Not a good idea. Don't know when he had the last goof game for us
Think he is half injured or just not physically fully fit.
Would still be better than anything else we have sadly.
Is Alaba playing Libero?
Alaba going to Real is still the funniest shit. When was the last time they actually bought well?
Yeah cause he's been crap everywhere else too. Don't know what you guys did to himIs Alaba playing Libero?
Alioski 
It was a late addition, and not one I'm particularly proud of.
Alioski is a bit of a wee scrote isn’t he?
Alaba did well to calm that situation down.
Alaba's agent is sensational.
It's quite amazing how disappointing Austria are at tournaments.
Better pressing from Austria.
Well at least he's actually playing for his NT unlike certain other players
Has any team looked great yet?
Italy were good but Turkey also offered nothing so it felt a bit tough to say much about that performance..
Italy were good but Turkey also offered nothing so it felt a bit tough to say much about that performance..
Finally Arnautovic. The only footballer we have
Who?