Gaming PS5 vs Xbox Series S|X

Which do you think will release first?


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Shamwow

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You haven't seen me, but I've seen you...

I think we are pretty close IIRC, yes. Have fun sleeping after learning that.
Are you the little fat kid who said I look like Jesus yesterday on the Epping Trail?
 

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You have no idea how much I wish I was right now :lol:

Though thinking on it, it depends on why you were speaking to kids you didn't know, in a forest, whilst rocking a beard...
They were doing cross country or whatever while I was out for my lunchtime walk and one of them pointed me out so I told him he could do with less chatting and more running. I am looking pretty biblical at the moment, my lockdown locks are flowing and godly.
 

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You've got a good point - but as a Xbot (at long last) we got something exclusive to be disappointed in!
I can sympathise with that. Despite my comment I'm still looking forward to it, I'm just not expecting anything from it. Curious to check it out and if it's good and manages to recapture some of the old Bethesda magic, all the better.
 

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I never knew about the Epping Forest option?! Way more convenient.
I want to say at one point Pert was involved in that one or guvnorgaz? @Damien probably would remember, it was a while ago.

Whatever way, it's in caf folklore like Hull is. I think I even went and took a picture of the perfect spot for a caf fight :lol:
 

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Is Farming Simulator any good?
It's better than I thought it'd be - and educational too. Makes me appreciate farmers more from the sheer tedium of having to repeatedly move from location to location filling up trucks with the stuff harvested. I'm unlikely to play another one.
 

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I want to say at one point Pert was involved in that one or guvnorgaz? @Damien probably would remember, it was a while ago.

Whatever way, it's in caf folklore like Hull is. I think I even went and took a picture of the perfect spot for a caf fight :lol:
Where we fighting? I've been getting some good practice in Chivalry 2 so I reckon I could take you.
 

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It's better than I thought it'd be - and educational too. Makes me appreciate farmers more from the sheer tedium of having to repeatedly move from location to location filling up trucks with the stuff harvested. I'm unlikely to play another one.
I just asked you that so I could say imagine paying £450 to pretend to farm but your answer ruined it.
 

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If we ever met you wouldn't want to fight me, I'm actually quite the delight. I'm also first to the bar.
We could talk about frame buffers and how dumb everyone else is in a more intimate setting. Sounds wonderful!
 

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We could talk about frame buffers and how dumb everyone else is in a more intimate setting. Sounds wonderful!
If you'd want to talk about shit like that in a pub, then I'm afraid that's a no. You might have more luck with the kid though!


Coner can call me out to my face then.
Wait, what's Konor done now?
 

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I'm moving onto my next thesis, Playstation owners being enormous bell-ends: correlation or causation?
 

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Wow, excellent use of big words! I've never been more proud :D

You are coming along well Conlor.


Bit harsh.

It's like when you go to the zoo and see the animals rolling around in their own filth. You don't judge them then and shouldn't judge them here.
The only animals in their own filth, are the Xbox fanboys spending so many hours in the store searching in vain for new games that they forget to get up to have a piss.
 

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The only animals in their own filth, are the Xbox fanboys spending so many hours in the store searching in vain for new games that they forget to get up to have a piss.
Is that your Mrs?
 

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I've got a massive bellend. I'd say the ratio is like 3:1. Funnily enough about the same ratio for exclusives on each platform
 

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She doesn't play the Xbox much.

1/10 very poor attempt to offend. If this is the level of your 'bantz', you really don't want a drink down the pub :lol:
Obviously not playing much mate, she's just staring at games that don't exist while sitting in her own filth and wondering why you take her shit apart all the time.
 

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I’m still shooketh over this post from @VeevaVee

Maybe a tagline update @Damien

I know this is a little against the thread title rule and hardly a revelation, but I'm just looking through Xbox One best sellers and there's so little to be excited about there. Playstation exclusives make it just far far more interesting.

Main reason I'm on Xbox is because most mates are, but it's very rare I even play with them.
Watch me switch for the next gen and Xbox have loads of sweet exclusives.