Jordan Pickford...

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He’s rubbish, I’m terrified whenever the ball is anywhere near him.
 

stw2022

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He looks like he’s liable to run into the crowd and scream in a babies face at any moment
 

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Can't believe he's been praised for his performances this tournament :lol:

He's just been very well protected by a great defence and two defensive midfielders in front.
 

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He will always be trash. A couple of saves here and there wont make him a good keeper. Guy is a liability more often than not. He is so erratic.
 

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The biggest shock of the tournament will be if you guys win the tournie with him
 

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Can't believe he's been praised for his performances this tournament :lol:

He's just been very well protected by a great defence and two defensive midfielders in front.
The first few games he didn’t put a foot wrong and made some cracking reflex saves. He’s shown hints of his club form in the last couple of games though.
 

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He was good until England went 4-0 against Ukraine, he's been an accident waiting to happen again ever since
 

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I've never known a keeper with shorter and stiffer arms. It's like having a T-Rex in goal
 

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He really seems to lean into the whole shouty, wavey, overanimated goalkeeper stereotype, dunno if he psyches himself out or what but an ounce of composure wouldn't go amiss, hope he can keep himself together on Sunday.
 

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He looked like having a mental breakdown, or on drugs, in few times the camera showed his face.
 

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He overdoes everything, making a simple catch a game defining moment. Does he have no composure or does he want to look like a hero? I honestly can't tell, but he does not deserve to be England's number one.
 

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Some of the worst distribution I have seen from a keeper. Thought he was supposed to be good at that.
 

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If It goes to penalties and you have Pickford on one side and Donnarumma on the other.. there can be only one outcome.
 

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I would stop hatin him if I was english. Negative energy which could bounce back. He played a good tournament until today but was shacky today.

But no need to hammer him after today with the biggest game of english football coming up in a few days...
 

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Yeah his distribution could be better but I'm pretty confident back there with him in goal on most shots. Especially with this defence playing as it is and the two defensive mids. When the next option is Henderson who is just as hot and cold, all you can do is support Pickford
 

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Spare a thought for Walker stones and now maguire who all play for clubs with an emphasis of playing out from the back, who give the ball to this mug and watch him YEEET it as hard as he can to the opposing keeper

Can someone please teach him how to complete a 5 yard pass
 

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Pickford does what a good goalkeeper should do: Going all out to save the ball.

There are a lot of talented keepers who don't go all out to save the ball.
 

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Pickford does what a good goalkeeper should do: Going all out to save the ball.

There are a lot of talented keepers who don't go all out to save the ball.
No, he does the base line what a keeper should do. A good keeper goes out and catches the ball instead of punching it to the attacking team, and then whining at his defenders for not having the situation he put them in under control.

He’s perpetually crying that the ball gets passed back to him. Honestly he’s the worst player in this England team, even Joe Hart was a better keeper than him.

As soon as Denmark had their free kick I said he’s going to get done here, so painfully predictable
 

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He acts the clown, and only a matter of time before he throws away an important game for England.
 

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Can't stand it how he is an accident waiting to happen yet spends his time self righteously bellowing at the back five/four for any slight error.
 

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He's shite. His distribution last night was nothing short of appalling. He put the back line on edge for the rest of the first half with his stupid decision making.

No idea how he gets the nod ahead of Henderson who is twice the keeper he is (and I don't even rate him that highly yet).
 

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Spare a thought for Walker stones and now maguire who all play for clubs with an emphasis of playing out from the back, who give the ball to this mug and watch him YEEET it as hard as he can to the opposing keeper

Can someone please teach him how to complete a 5 yard pass
At first I wanted him to do those short passes, then I realized that it just meant he was passing to the Danish players far closer to our goal and changed my mind
 

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he's like that chavvy twat from the estate who hangs out with younger kids
 

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The human form of Tweek from South Park. Can imagine in his head, any ball coming to him is an "AHH! BOMB!" moment.

Won't be a surprise if Italy target him to draw out an error or even a red card.
 

Peter van der Gea

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The human form of Tweek from South Park. Can imagine in his head, any ball coming to him is an "AHH! BOMB!" moment.

Won't be a surprise if Italy target him to draw out an error or even a red card.
He's the goalie, if they're not targeting him, they're aiming the wrong way...