Harry Winks - he's not the flirty type
Players whose names are a lie
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From our squad:
Martial - not really an aggressive player as his name sugests.
Juan Mata - Never murdered anyone
Hannibal - Not really into human meat tasting
Greenwood - Not sure, since only his gf can confirm
Martial - not really an aggressive player as his name sugests.
Juan Mata - Never murdered anyone
Hannibal - Not really into human meat tasting
Greenwood - Not sure, since only his gf can confirm
Gabriel Jesus - Actually exists.
Declan Rice - It does not go well when you pour curry sauce and meat over him
Marius Wolf - a human being
Ljungberg - Heather mountain
Forsberg - Rapids mountain
Berg - Mountain
Lustig - Funny (he's really not)
None of these Swedish players are actual mountains.
Forsberg - Rapids mountain
Berg - Mountain
Lustig - Funny (he's really not)
None of these Swedish players are actual mountains.
Quinton Fortune - didn’t cost much
Isaac Success - utter failure
Tom Cleverley - incredibly boring.
How not to love some extra dry humor?
Lionel Messi - Is usually neat and tidy.
Di Maria - cnut not an angel.
Solskjær - not a sunny skerry
Wolfgang Wolf - is a human being.
Stefan Kuntz - hell of a nice guy by all accounts.
Stefan Kuntz - hell of a nice guy by all accounts.
Tony Book - He has a spine, that's about it
Chris Wood - He is not wood. Maybe his name is Chris' wood.
Kyle Walker - he is anything but a walker. Should be Kyle Runner.
Philipp Lahm wasn't the quickest, but he wasn't "lame" by any measure.
Bastian Schweinsteiger translates to "pig climber" (German)
Zoophila is a felony.
Zoophila is a felony.
Teddy Sheringham - Teddy does not share food
Tim Ream - Guess it could be true.
Dennis Wise - Not someone you'd seek wisdom from
We don't know if it's a lie.
[Irrelevant point] - not a good driver
Gylfi - innocent for the time being
Probably libelous though.
jan vennegoor of hesselink because WTF
English newspaper The Guardian researched his unusual-sounding name and found that he was thus named because:
Dan Petrescu - unaffiliated with the RSPCA.
Hes a real boy
Roy Keane - not that bothered
Anderson...wasnt better than kleberson
Marc Overmars - was actually human and had never ventured from Earth
Should be called Demba Mountain Goat, because he doesn't slip.
Ansu Fati - is in good shape
Leon Best - not really
One for the Romanians on the caf.
Adrian Mutu - can speak
One for the Romanians on the caf.
Adrian Mutu - can speak
John De Wolf - I met him, he's just human.
Andy Robertson's dad is called Brian