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Wow, the irony in talking about humour and a quip but taking a quote referring to a Bono concern for Ole’s children seriously.Uproar
It was a quip. Slightly silly but feck all to get enraged about. Mourinho's reply wasn't that bad either although he did seem to be taking a joke a bit too seriously.
Memes is fine. You should make some - on a Chelsea forum. But we're hardly going to make memes about our own manager. Don't think it would make for much humour either.
When did I take that comment seriously? I don't believe I directly replied to it.
Who do you have to blow to get promoted from the Newbs these days? I’m asking for a friend.
“The list is long but distinguished”
Gotta be Bread and Water.... surely?
He is already feeding the media too much. Starve them out instead by not giving them stuff to write about.
Just when you thought you'd seen the worst CAF has to offer someone else always steps up
Oh stop being so childishAs a fellow Norwegian he seems to be using metaphores from the Norwegian language that doesn't translate very well, and as such they often end up as these half phrases that causes more confusion than anything. He's very well proficient at English, he should try and keep it simple more often.
Edit: I read it more like if he's son had been play acting like that, then come to him for help/protection against recourse he'd have little sympathy, as he sees Son's actions as despicable and should rightfully be called out.
There's a saying "ingen kjære mor" which basically means the same, if you've been acting a dick, and people are calling you a dick for it, no need to even try and go crying to mama for help.
TLR; Ole basically told Son to 'arden the feck up.
Oh this guy wouldn't make the top 10 list
This may very well be the worst post I've ever seen on the Caf. Absolutely amazing. It soars above Manchester United fans who manage to write "I like Leeds"
Or ‘Peak Pedant?’
Give me strength.
Unfortunately there are some who claim there are neither men nor women, that the eath is flat and that buttered toast does not always land buttered side first when dropped.
If somebody isnt a "person" then what is he/she/it? This thread is becoming surreal.
Surely nobody took what Jose said to be anything else but an attempt to divert attention from Tottering Hotzpahs failings?
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Accidental partridge, loved it.
In his messed up head if you are a pretty boy you can't play CF.
He is right. i cannot think of any attractive traditional CF's
Martial can’t do it. Greenwood can’t do it. Is it a pretty boy thing? Imagine if they had Mohawks too.
I guess there's a difference between "pretty boy" and "handsome man". "Pretty boys" tend to be skinny and kind of androgynous. Cavani looks like a statue from Ancient GreeceWhat about this pretty boy on the left? He's even doing a sexual lip bite
If you headbutt him you're not just gonna get a concussion, but you'll probably slice off a part of your face!No, no... when you do that with footballers, like he said about Cavani, and when you do things like that about a man like Mason Greenwood.
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He doesn't even think they should work. Horrible.
I hope that's a poor attempt at humour. If you are being serious, you need cancelled.
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