AlexUTD
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Nail = HeadThe past paragraph is ironic as that basically describes Lingard.
Nail = HeadThe past paragraph is ironic as that basically describes Lingard.
Even Walter White would have problems selling out Jlingz merchI think right now Lingard is wondering which club he can go to which will enable him to still sell 400k of JLingz merchandise he's still got in a self storage lockup.
good to see a sensible post among all the harsh words some fans are throwing at him. I think he’ll go to a mid-table team and actually do well as a starter there. Wish him all the bestAt the end of the day Lingard is a united product brought up in the system during the glory years. He's been here since he was a kid and has given us some great performances and key goals. Was he ever of the required standard?, as a bench option probably for a little bit. But that's not enough and so it's good that we move on. No hard feelings , united will always be his home.
Because he's slagged the club off, leaked stories and generally caused trouble countless times. We should have a countdown on the home page to the day he's no longer a Manchester United player.I absolutely don't get this rabidly irrational Lingard hatred on the part of some caf fans.
They have some mental issues of their own, I think.
Trying to work out the equivalent scene... kinda like an interventionEven Walter White would have problems selling out Jlingz merch
I absolutely don't get this rabidly irrational Lingard hatred on the part of some caf fans.
They have some mental issues of their own, I think.
Do Etsy have a football club?I think right now Lingard is wondering which club he can go to which will enable him to still sell 400k of JLingz merchandise he's still got in a self storage lockup.
Trying to work out the equivalent scene... kinda like an intervention
Where maybe his mum takes him to the lockup and says to Jesse "There is more mechandise in this lockup that i can ever sell - please stop ordering more"
His brother pretty much did anyway with that ‘send off’ rantAs long as he confirms Monday morning that he’s leaving I’m happy . He can go wherever he likes
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I understand Lingard isn't popular but on pure footballing ability he has hit much higher levels than DvdB has in the Premier League.The past paragraph is ironic as that basically describes Lingard.
Thats a strawman argument really. We all know VDB is crap anyways.I understand Lingard isn't popular but on pure footballing ability he has hit much higher levels than DvdB has in the Premier League.
“Sometimes people dance too early” - a Jesse Lingard biography
“Sometimes people dance too early” - a Jesse Lingard biography
You seem to have had indigestion. Ronaldo is a striker, Lingard is not. Comparing Ronaldo/Messi with other players is sheer stupidity.Thats a strawman argument really. We all know VDB is crap anyways.
Digest this fact - Ronaldo has scored 18 league goals for United this season. Lingard has scored 20 league goals in 7 years as an attacking midfielder for United. Accepting mediocrity since SAF left has been the undoing of United.
Hi, I don't have indigestion but thanks for enquiring.You seem to have had indigestion. Ronaldo is a striker, Lingard is not. Comparing Ronaldo/Messi with other players is sheer stupidity.
20 goals in 7 years for an attacking midfield player is utterly brutal.You seem to have had indigestion. Ronaldo is a striker, Lingard is not. Comparing Ronaldo/Messi with other players is sheer stupidity.
20 league goals in 7 years for an attacking midfielder playing for Man Utd is fecking appalling.You seem to have had indigestion. Ronaldo is a striker, Lingard is not. Comparing Ronaldo/Messi with other players is sheer stupidity.
He scored 7 of those 20 goals between 28 November 2017 and 1 January 2018 - then he had a good spell at West Ham for a short time - what was he doing the rest of the time?20 league goals in 7 years for an attacking midfielder playing for Man Utd is fecking appalling.
He's scored I believe 3 league goals for us since 2018.
Dancing.He scored 7 of those 20 goals between 28 November 2017 and 1 January 2018 - then he had a good spell at West Ham for a short time - what was he doing the rest of the time?
Assists not much better. Very poor footballer who finally leaves20 goals in 7 years for an attacking midfield player is utterly brutal.
Running around a lot and providing zero quality.He scored 7 of those 20 goals between 28 November 2017 and 1 January 2018 - then he had a good spell at West Ham for a short time - what was he doing the rest of the time?
I accept that JLingz was appalling, but what about the people giving him these contracts. I think Matt Judge was the guy and he has now left, thank goodness.20 league goals in 7 years for an attacking midfielder playing for Man Utd is fecking appalling.
He's scored I believe 3 league goals for us since 2018.
Agreed. It boggles the mind that there are still fans simping for lingard.The past paragraph is ironic as that basically describes Lingard.
The Martial thread is as dead as his career but I’m sure it will pick up again when we can’t shift him this summerI check this thread every day to see if he has left yet.
I don't think anybody at the club would notice.
In the squad though.No way he can play today if he is going to West Ham.
His incentive will be Europa League for Hammers.
He put Manchester on the mapEnd of an era.
Got some well dressed people in the North West cos of our Jesse.He put Manchester on the map
The irony of the opinion that Lingard is somehow an "average" footballer is how dishonest the discussion is when you factor in that the odds of the 1.5 million youth players in England ever playing a minute for Manchester United is around 1:416 000. By comparison the odds of being struck by lightning in any given year is about 1:500 000The past paragraph is ironic as that basically describes Lingard.
He's getting the goodbye he deservesHe's not in the team or on the bench, a new Lingard-free era begins, can it finally be true, suffering since 2014.
You’re Lingard, aren’t you?The irony of the opinion that Lingard is somehow an "average" footballer is how dishonest the discussion is when you factor in that the odds of the 1.5 million youth players in England ever playing a minute for Manchester United is around 1:416 000. By comparison the odds of being struck by lightning in any given year is about 1:500 000
Jesse Lingard may be an average squad player at Manchester United, or any of the champions league level teams in the Premier League, but by any reasonable metric he is one of the very best footballers on the Island when you factor in that as few as 0.01% of people playing football in the UK ever see the inside of a Premier League arena in front of a crowd.
For Lingards case the media attention is more linked to the fact that he is a English player playing in a high profile club, and a national team player, rather than just because he is Jesse Lingard. If he was a non-national team player playing for Middlesbrough, no one would care. The attention is always linked to the profile of the club you play for.
And again, its worth mentioning that Jesse Lingard was the Premier League POTM for April 2021. Which immediately should disprove any notion of him being a poor player in general. At least if you dont have an agenda and get triggered by young people doing things you cant relate to, like dabbing.