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Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?


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Isotope

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Jones is permanently injured. How often does a player in his prime with no injury issues point blank refuse to leave a club that tells him to feck off?
It tends to be players that have zero chance of getting a similar wage elsewhere that just hold out, like Phil.
I dunno. Maybe as often as a club telling a player of his prime with no injury to feck off?

Again, the main point is, if player doesn't want to leave, no one can make him leave. I don't think it's that hard to grasp?
 
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I have no idea but I thought the muppets would know. It’s the same aggregate page that’s keeps getting quoted on here so thought it was a safe bet
It’s not even news though is it? It’s something we knew 2 months ago rehashed daily as though it’s new info.

He wants to stay on his current deal, Barça says that’s impossible. Rinse and repeat.
 

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So "Barca" are dragging this out by not giving him his wages in the hopes he agrees to leave without his owed wages? absolute cnuts and really fecking pathetic "more than a club" my black arse.

They should negotiate a payment plan like the poor bastards they are.
 
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Again, the main point is, if he doesn't want to leave, no one can make him leave. I don't think it's that hard to grasp?
No, we all know he can say feck off to Barca, that’s why we know he holds all the cards in this stand-off.
But him actually staying on his current deal is so incredibly unlikely, when Barça eventually accept he absolutely isn’t willing to take a pay cut, we’ll see what happens.
 

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I highly doubt that we would be chasing him if he didn’t want to move.

My feeling is that the negotiation is between him and barca for that 17m deferred wages. Barca probably want him to forego and suspect his side is saying that he will stay unless those wages are paid.
 

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Starting to be whispers from both sides this weekend and this morning that a deal can't be done.

If it falls apart this week, at least we have time to sniff out a decent alternative and not panic buy Fellaini
 

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But isn't he usually the one to save the day completely unexpected?
not in this one. he gets super wasted on piss water american beer and passes out. he then has a dream that the hot blonde cheerleader that everyone fancies comes on to him, pushes him onto couch and starts making out with him. he then slowly comes round to find the families golden retriever licking his face and everyone laughs at him.
 

charlenefan

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We're gonna end up with Neves for the same price aren't we :(
 

Leftback99

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This will drag on for a few more weeks yet. The daily updates are pointless.
 

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Let's play a game everyone.


Player X, plays for Club B, Club B wants to sell Player X to Club G, but Player X does not want to leave Club B, below is the comments from Player X, who at the end left Club B and joined Club G.

"We were told that the Club B would be able to make some money on me if they sold me, but I initially didn't want to leave,"

“it was especially difficult to move to Club G given that Club G were not a top club at the time, having not made a Champions League semi-final appearance in eight years”

"It was a difficult decision, the most difficult one of my career"

"Club G were not among the European elite at that moment and it was a step back for me."




Can you guess who is Player X?

Which Club is Club B, and which is Club G?
 

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Fellow muppets.

Rest easy for we are now in a win win position.

The club have gotten on with their business while this saga unfolds so it isn’t another Moyes/fellaini window.

As for FDJ, this either comes off and we get a top talent with a point to prove or Barca accelerate their financial ruin.

I will be pretty pleased either way!
 

charlenefan

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Because plan B’s tend to be shite.

I’m glad we never had a Sancho plan B two Summers ago for example.
Back then we had Greenwood who was more than good enough on the right though

McFred aren't good enough and they're literally our own senior central midfielders
 

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Tell Barca the deal is off and put the pressure on them to force him out. Either it gets ugly between the player and the club or they somehow pay up/convince him to forfeit his money.
 

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And yet his club are still maintaining (and not whispering) that it’s impossible for him to stay unless he drastically reduces his wage.
But it's not impossible at all. He could just stay and demand Barca to fulfill his contract. It's not his problem they (probably-who knows really) can't register all their shiny new tows. And who knows maybe he even pulls a Bale and doesn't give two shits whether he plays or not.
 
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Let's play a game everyone.


Player X, plays for Club B, Club B wants to sell Player X to Club G, but Player X does not want to leave Club B, below is the comments from Player X, who at the end left Club B and joined Club G.

"We were told that the Club B would be able to make some money on me if they sold me, but I initially didn't want to leave,"

“it was especially difficult to move to Club G given that Club G were not a top club at the time, having not made a Champions League semi-final appearance in eight years”

"It was a difficult decision, the most difficult one of my career"

"Club G were not among the European elite at that moment and it was a step back for me."




Can you guess who is Player X?

Which Club is Club B, and which is Club G?
Poster X thinks about making a new funny post, the rest of the forum thinks the post was unfunny, showed a horrendous lack of humour and quite frankly a piece of turd.

Can you guess who poster X is?
 

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Tielemans and Neves £75 million combined is not bad business. Those who assume that these two players are not a level above Fred / Mctomminay are clearly mistaken.
 

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Back then we had Greenwood who was more than good enough on the right though

McFred aren't good enough and they're literally our own senior central midfielders
That's the issue. People saying we shouldn't look for alternatives forget that our midfield is absolute crap.
 

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I'm sure the board has open lines to alternatives cause this deal looks really risky to be left to the last day of transfer window.
 

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Yup was resigned myself to this a week ago.

The current circumstances can only be explained by none other than him not wanting to leave, it was never about those deferred wages Barca are spending a lot of money on players and United had increased the upfront fee it would have been sorted by now.

Also explains why they didn't leave him off the tour like some of the other players they were forcing out, resigned to him staying and the carrot not the stick means he will more likely accept a lower short term wage.
 
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But it's not impossible at all. He could just stay and demand Barca to fulfill his contract. It's not his problem they (probably-who knows really) can't register all their shiny new tows. And who knows maybe he even pulls a Bale and doesn't give two shits whether he plays or not.
Bale was in his 30’s and had won everything, cared more about golf than footy & was a guaranteed starter for his national side regardless.
 

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Yup was resigned myself to this a week ago.

The current circumstances can only be explained by none other than him not wanting to leave, it was never about those deferred wages Barca are spending a lot of money on players and United had increased the upfront fee it would have been sorted by now.

Also explains why they didn't leave him off the tour like some of the other players they were forcing out, most likely resigned to him staying and the carrot not the stick means he will more likely accept a lower short term wage.
I agree although I doubt he will agree to yet another lower wage. Nor does he need to.
 

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Poster X thinks about making a new funny post, the rest of the forum thinks the post was unfunny, showed a horrendous lack of humour and quite frankly a piece of turd.

Can you guess who poster X is?
I am not trying to be funny, I am sharing an example of what one player thought of the club he moved to when he made the move that he didn't initially want to make, and I will give you a hint, Player X & Club G were very successful together
 

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Fellow muppets.

Rest easy for we are now in a win win position.

The club have gotten on with their business while this saga unfolds so it isn’t another Moyes/fellaini window.

As for FDJ, this either comes off and we get a top talent with a point to prove or Barca accelerate their financial ruin.

I will be pretty pleased either way!
Bolded bit - I take your point

But has the business done so far lead you to believe United are building a team that will be title challenging any time soon?

For me, no. I'd say the window has been about par. I think they need a top class forward and top class CM otherwise the window will look like a failure. So I don't see this win/win situation
 

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Bale was in his 30’s and had won everything, cared more about golf than footy & was a guaranteed starter for his national side regardless.
Yeah well. Maybe he cares more about staying in sunny Spain than playing regular football. Or maybe he'll play anyway if he decides to stay. Who knows. The only thing that's sure is that he doesn't have to accept anything Barca try to force him into
 
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