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Is it a sign that Garner being regarded as a first-teamer just as Varane?
Les Dawson didn't even need the mother in law bits, he was very good and still watchable unlike a lot of that era.They were... especially Les Dawson's one about his mother in law, 'being thrown out of the SS... for cruelty'
This friendly seems to be mainly for those who haven't had that many minutes with the team in pre-season - Garnacho, Garner, Hannibal, Eriksen, Martinez etc so wouldn't read too much into it beyond that.Is it a sign that Garner being regarded as a first-teamer just as Varane?
When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
Wtf?I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.
The article has been edited since to include themHe does. Garnacho, Amad and Alex Telles
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.Wtf?
When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Jokes on you my wife looks like her dad.When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
Won 4-1Of course I shouldn’t have expected updates from todays game.
No, no - a one man stand up show was always more likely
In the centre. Trust me, I was there - I was the corner flag.Anyone know where in midfield Garner played, please?
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Drainy misses a sitter from 2 yards
Chong played, so did Amad.Is it a sign that Garner being regarded as a first-teamer just as Varane?
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Wan Bissaka not even getting a starting gig here.Tweet
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So Garner played at the base of midfield and Eriksen as the most advance.Tweet
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Best match day thread everSome sad and embarrassing comments in this thread.
Me too, which part? (don’t say “all of me”)I'm from Wrexham. We have a really good team. Calling us 'scum' is typical of someone who doesn't know us. I'm also a Utd fan. Cannot for the life of me work out how this is a behind closed doors match though!!! Unless, Danny DeVIto and Ryan fancy a kickabout!!!!
Might travel for the other gamesWan Bissaka not even getting a starting gig here.
Comedy genius. And a very, very good piano player despite how it looked.Les Dawson didn't even need the mother in law bits, he was very good and still watchable unlike a lot of that era.
Going by the comments in the other matchday threads, they are like this one!I wish all match day threads were like this where no one has a clue with what's going on in the game.
Hang on, they scored against us in the first half with Martinez on but we kept a clean sheet with Will Fish. FFS we have been rinsed again lads, fecking Edwin and his dodgy products.
Good job my wife’s adoptedWhen choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.
She was the flabbiest stripper I've ever seen. When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.