AlexUTD
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On the goal we let in did the ball go over Lisandro`s head?
When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
Goal scored by Wrexham's 6’1 central defender Aaron Hayden from a set piece up against Martinez. Complete mismatch.Hang on, they scored against us in the first half with Martinez on but we kept a clean sheet with Will Fish. FFS we have been rinsed again lads, fecking Edwin and his dodgy products.
I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.
That’s what I was banking on. Her mother was looking very well into her 50s and mid 60s.When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.
Well thats an extremely depressing thought.When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
That's why you start banging the mum now so you can get practice in. You should bang the sister too in case you need a replacement. If she doesn't have a sister, bang her best friend.When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
Apparently scored from a freekick.. Imagine the on pitch crying from Ronaldo when he isnt allowed to waste free kicks anymoreThe "secret" friendly didn't stay secret very long! The MEN seems to be suggested that because Eriksen scored, Ronaldo will want to stay!
Best match day thread ever
If all else fails, there's always the dad.That's why you start banging the mum now so you can get practice in. You should bang the sister too in case you need a replacement. If she doesn't have a sister, bang her best friend.
Height doesn't matter to Cannavaro and Baresi. Why does it matter to Martinez?Goal scored by Wrexham's 6’1 central defender Aaron Hayden from a set piece up against Martinez. Complete mismatch.
That's a scary thought. By the time she's fifty, her mother should be around 75.When choosing your future wife consider this: she will most likely look exactly like her mother by the time she’s fifty.
Sir.Alex on Neville:Height doesn't matter to Cannavaro and Baresi. Why does it matter to Martinez?
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His brother isn't that tall either. Bad..bad.. milkman!Sir.Alex on Neville:
"“If he was an inch taller he’d be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I’d check the milkman.”
I think this was played at Carrington as well so I guess less cameras and third party members.We usually got some videos from last season's behind closed doors friendly. Erik's effect on security
Liverpudlian?That's why you start banging the mum now so you can get practice in. You should bang the sister too in case you need a replacement. If she doesn't have a sister, bang her best friend.
The friendlies last season were played at Old TraffordI think this was played at Carrington as well so I guess less cameras and third party members.
But you are right, Erik's definitely increased security.
Exactly and the one this week was at Carrington.The friendlies last season were played at Old Trafford
didn't SAF also once say that Phil Jones could become one of United's greatest players? Or is that just a legend?Sir.Alex on Neville:
"“If he was an inch taller he’d be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I’d check the milkman.”
"Could" has an element of probability associated with itdidn't SAF also once say that Phil Jones could become one of United's greatest players? Or is that just a legend?
Didnt he give penalty duties to Fernandes when most thought he will push Fernandes out?Apparently scored from a freekick.. Imagine the on pitch crying from Ronaldo when he isnt allowed to waste free kicks anymore
To be fair, Phil Jones talent is really really good. He basically can play anywhere in the defensive half of the pitch. However fitness and a lack of confidence has brought him down.didn't SAF also once say that Phil Jones could become one of United's greatest players? Or is that just a legend?
You brought the message.Thank Des Lawson, not me!
Yep so little chance people on a tour would see it like they did with last season.Exactly and the one this week was at Carrington.