Is it a sign that Garner being regarded as a first-teamer just as Varane?
Manchester United v Wrexham - Friendly match (behind closed doors) - 2PM kickoff
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Les Dawson didn't even need the mother in law bits, he was very good and still watchable unlike a lot of that era.
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This friendly seems to be mainly for those who haven't had that many minutes with the team in pre-season - Garnacho, Garner, Hannibal, Eriksen, Martinez etc so wouldn't read too much into it beyond that.
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.Wtf?
I want to see goals, or it did not happened.
Of course I shouldn’t have expected updates from todays game.
No, no - a one man stand up show was always more likely
No, no - a one man stand up show was always more likely
Won 4-1
Eriksen scored along with Garnacho, Telles and Amad
Martinez played, Ronaldo watched.
Anyone know where in midfield Garner played, please?
I know ten Hag put him as a number 8 against Villa but I think he'd be much better as a 6.
I know ten Hag put him as a number 8 against Villa but I think he'd be much better as a 6.
In the centre. Trust me, I was there - I was the corner flag.
Chong played, so did Amad.
No its a sign these players didn't get many minutes in on tour
So it must've been something like;
Mejbri
Garnacho Amad Chong
Eriksen Garner
Telles Martinez Varane ????
Mejbri
Garnacho Amad Chong
Eriksen Garner
Telles Martinez Varane ????
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Wan Bissaka not even getting a starting gig here.
So Garner played at the base of midfield and Eriksen as the most advance.
Best match day thread ever
Might travel for the other games
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But keeping in line with the thread…
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What was the pitch like?
I wish all match day threads were like this where no one has a clue with what's going on in the game.
Going by the comments in the other matchday threads, they are like this one!
Eriksen scoring from his first United free kick 
We really have tons of miserable fans who just can't have a laugh in their life. How can any human being live like this?
Hang on, they scored against us in the first half with Martinez on but we kept a clean sheet with Will Fish. FFS we have been rinsed again lads, fecking Edwin and his dodgy products.
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