He fits the role of ring leader to go with this circus.
Breaking - Elon Musk says he will not buy Manchester United
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Would he though? He'd be obsessed about winning things, would likely completely revamp the scouting and analytics department with AI and physicists. We would probably be at the forefront of the sport technology revolution. He'd hire ruthless and highly skilled people into management roles, and probably obsess about how to make us win everything so that he could brag about having saved the club and being the best owner in football.
While I personally would prefer Ratcliffe, I don't think he would be bad for the club.
Its like the Transfer thread.
Caftard: We are a joke. We need players. WTF are they? Murtough has to go.
United linked with Player XXXX
Caftard 2: Him? He's feckin' useless.
Caftard 3: He's fat
Caftard 4: Dun wan.
Fascinating. Definitely something going on.
Chevy then has to quit sponsorship
Don't understand a thread for nonsense Elon Musk says. His twitter and social media is a joke/meme place. Not to be taken seriously.
Until you do the math -- that's only $6.9million. Not the billion he would need to buy United.
Will United have to respond about whether there's any truth in this?
You said on all his projects that he gets the best people to run things, and backs then up. The Hyperloop shows this statement to be false.
As has been pointed out numerous times, he can't actually joke like that about a public listed company.
Someone has to, the stock market will react to these news in some way or another.
Someone else. Insider or a guy happened hearing a chat.
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Elon if you're reading this, this guy is a Chelsea fan, all Man United fans love you, just don't sign up and look in the general, as the love we have for you is cringe, we've never said a bad word about you big Musk.
P.s I'm going to sell my Polestar, I always knew I made the wrong decision.
P.p.s Twitter is poop.
Also if he was really serious and not shit posting why do it at the end of the transfer window , when we won't able to do jackshit.
It would explain how we can suddenly afford Felix, Casemiro and de Jong
But what I suggest earlier as a 1% possibility. In his billionaire/private equity circle, maybe he may have heard that the Glazers are shopping United around. That's why this joke suddenly popped out of his head.
Yeah trying to bring in players just cause they are better than McFred isn’t the way to go. You need the right players for the future. We have done feck all to build for the future and hope at least we start doing it right way from now on.
Its like the Transfer thread.
Caftard: We are a joke. We need players. WTF are they? Murtough has to go.
United linked with Player XXXX
Caftard 2: Him? He's feckin' useless.
Caftard 3: He's fat
Caftard 4: Dun wan.
Same with the owners. Getting someone in just to get rid of the Glazers isn’t going to work. You need the right owner with plenty of money to revamp us. Musk is not that person. He has his hand in way too many pots already. I appreciate what he is doing for the world but he will not be a good owner for us.
I highly doubt he knows what a transfer window is, never mind the duration of a summer window.
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If so, he needs to tweet a new msg to clear it before the market open. Several hours left to see if it’s a joke or not.
It would be so United though to be owned by Elon.
Joke of a club
Joke Owner
Media hogging club
ABU media
ABU Billionaires
He is the Mark Cuban of Wall Street.
Not until NYSE opens
Once he sees the attention his dumb joke got he may actually do it
Its not happening. Why create a thread for this.
Isn't he from south Africa? He should have a cursory understanding of it.
At this point, i dont know whos becoming the biggest jokes now, Us or Barca. Such the state i feel about this club.
This has as much chance of happening as me marrying Margot Robbie.
Well. This might have more chance to happen than signing FDJ.
He grew up in Pretoria -- where the main sports are cricket and rugby. Football is/was mainly a black sport when he grew up.
So true!
Its like the Transfer thread.
Caftard: We are a joke. We need players. WTF are they? Murtough has to go.
United linked with Player XXXX
Caftard 2: Him? He's feckin' useless.
Caftard 3: He's fat
Caftard 4: Dun wan.
How is this a reflection on United directly? Take a chill pill dude.
His most retweeted tweet since 11 July. And it's only been 2 hours. He loves attention. Maybe he will buy us just to get more retweets
Barca are signing the likes of Lewandowski, Raphina and Kounde. We are going for Arnautovic, Vardy and Rabiot
ah yeah thats true. The most eventful transfer in Manchester Uniteds history. We have had deferred wages, levers and all sorts.Well. This might have more chance to happen than signing FDJ.
If he does buy the club I hope he brings in Florentino Perez as director of football
At this rate, Beavis and Butthead could be director of football and do a better job than John Murtough.