It's war. Who fights alongside you?

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You have 5 past/present United bastards to choose for your unit. Your life would be in their hands. Who would you go to war with?

I'm going with:
  • Keane (The mad bastard/firearm specialist)
  • Vidic (The huge bastard/detonation expert)
  • Zlatan (The egotistical bastard/sniper)
  • Carrick (The brainy bastard/medic)
  • Cantona (The brave bastard/leader)
 

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Zlatan one of the last people I would ever want to rely on in an actual fight never mind consider an actual United player.

Rooney
Vidic
Keano
Stam
Cantona
 

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The first two names that come to mind are Keane and Vidic. Vidic all the way. Keane, an undisputed beast, lost his head against weaker players, but Vidic was a class warrior who if he wanted to could destroy Keano.

After that, Cantona for sure, although going after a fan was poor form. Rooney of course. An unexpected pick but my fifth choice would be Ruud. The man was an animal who could butcher you with the ball or without the ball.
 

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Cantona - crowd control
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Maguire - defence
Shaw - nutrition advisor
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You have 5 past/present United bastards to choose for your unit. Your life would be in their hands. Who would you go to war with?

I'm going with:
  • Keane (The mad bastard/firearm specialist)
  • Vidic (The huge bastard/detonation expert)
  • Zlatan (The egotistical bastard/sniper)
  • Carrick (The brainy bastard/medic)
  • Cantona (The brave bastard/leader)
  • Keane ( mad bastard/firearm specialist)
  • Vidic (The huge bastard/detonation expert)
  • Van Persie (The Sharp shooting bastard/Sniper)
  • Scholesy (The brainy bastard/medic)
  • Cantona (The brave bastard/leader)
 

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Beckham - The Looks
Carrick - The Brains
Stam - The Muscles
Jones - The Wildcard
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Maguire - That slab head has to be a bigger target than me plus I can always out run him if needs be
 

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The tea lady at OT that use to have a go at SAF!

Kiddo use to reckon she was the only one who could put him in his place!... definitely charge 'over the top' with her! ;)
 

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Didn't vidic atmosphere go back to his country to serve in the military?

I think sir Alex had to dissuade him from doing so.
 

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PL only:

Keane, Cantona, Stam, Vidic

I’m torn between the last pick…between Rooney, Bruce and Schmeichel.

Oh, and SAF would be the military commander obviously.
 

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Good thread this.

Depends on what line of war.

Frontline-AWB, Anderson, Bebe, young Rooney, Tevez

Commander-Keane, Cantona, VDS,, Mata, Zlatan
 

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Rooney - no fecks given
Park - never tires
Cantona - inventive, smart
Vidic - no fecks given
Rojo - hasn't heard about fecks given yet
 

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I'll take 5 Glazers because cockroaches survive everything.

on a serious note: Stam, Keane, Vidic, Cantona, Rooney.
 

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Before my time so I never saw him of course - but after what I have read, Duncan Edwards would have been in the team.
 

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The first two names that come to mind are Keane and Vidic. Vidic all the way. Keane, an undisputed beast, lost his head against weaker players, but Vidic was a class warrior who if he wanted to could destroy Keano.

After that, Cantona for sure, although going after a fan was poor form. Rooney of course. An unexpected pick but my fifth choice would be Ruud. The man was an animal who could butcher you with the ball or without the ball.
Vidic wanted to join the actual war as well