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Frenkie to United?


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ZolaWasMagic

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Exactly, the key here is getting him to leave Barca. If he does betray Ten Hag and go to chejsea that's a different story


Easy there Nostradamus, big difference between wanting to stay and actually staying. Barca could still force him out
Barca cannot force him out. How are they supposed to do that?
 

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I'm indifferent about FdJ going to Chelsea because I wasn't that invested in this scenario of him coming to us.

But hot damn there are going to be some upset posters if that happened :lol:
I just can’t comprehend him moving to Chelsea. That would be the ultimate shitstorm and everything I understood to be true and real would be dead.
 

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Barca cannot force him out. How are they supposed to do that?
We also thought they couldn't possibly sign and register all those players, but they did. Its barca. FDJ is their second highest earner after Pique and he sits on the bench. Its not sustainable.
 

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I just can’t comprehend him moving to Chelsea. That would be the ultimate shitstorm and everything I understood to be true and real would be dead.
He won't join Chelsea. IF by some weird chance he did, it wouldn't be an ultimate shitstorm as, no offence to the muppets here, most people really aren't that invested in this saga.

Anyways, won't join Chelsea. If he leaves, it will be United. They are probably more attractive to him than Chelsea now, something I wouldn't have said before this window. Casemiro is a huge signal of intent and the United rebuild is serious.
 

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Does seem odd that we'd let him go on a permenant basis if someone wasn't come in
I call it that this is all done.

The trip was for the contract signing, the media and the presentation. Now he's off home to sort out everything for the big move. We'll announce it tomorrow, the Man Utd dot com shit will get released, obligatory MUTV interview, and he'll be presented at the Arsenal game in true Glazer PR fashion.
 

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I call it that this is all done.

The trip was for the contract signing, the media and the presentation. Now he's off home to sort out everything for the big move. We'll announce it tomorrow and he'll be presented at the Arsenal game in true Glazer PR fashion.
I'm hoping it's going to get done, the whole London trip does seem so very odd and random to just do out of nowhere. Especially with the whole wedding BS too
 

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If Frenkie, his GF and Memphis are not in London for "transfer reasons" then why are they not posting insta pics ?

If they were on vacation anywhere else, im sure they would be.

Frenkies GF is the type to be posting a pic of every meal she has!
 

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If Frenkie, his GF and Memphis are not in London for "transfer reasons" then why are they not posting insta pics ?

If they were on vacation anywhere else, im sure they would be.

Frenkies GF is the type to be posting a pic of every meal she has!
Because this thread would literally crash the caf if they posted anything :lol:
 

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If Frenkie, his GF and Memphis are not in London for "transfer reasons" then why are they not posting insta pics ?

If they were on vacation anywhere else, im sure they would be.

Frenkies GF is the type to be posting a pic of every meal she has!
Pasty barm probably sealed the deal!
 

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Yep, no picture of the event to be seen.. so strange all this.
Exactly, just doesn't add up. Two players, who have been linked with moves away from Barca all season, go to London, of all places, when given a mini holiday?? Hmmmm yeah, seems legit
 

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He won't join Chelsea. IF by some weird chance he did, it wouldn't be an ultimate shitstorm as, no offence to the muppets here, most people really aren't that invested in this saga.

Anyways, won't join Chelsea. If he leaves, it will be United. They are probably more attractive to him than Chelsea now, something I wouldn't have said before this window. Casemiro is a huge signal of intent and the United rebuild is serious.
You don’t know the Caf too well do you?!! :wenger:
 

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This isn't happening unless we hit 2000 pages.

Frankie demands unparalleled muppetry for him to sign the dotted line.

Get to work!
 

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This isn't happening unless we hit 2000 pages.

Frankie demands unparalleled muppetry for him to sign the dotted line.

Get to work!
I think he can see the ultimate muppetry going on in here haha.

2000 pages, we need to get a move on!!
 

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His Waifuu would get gazillion followers if they come here, well worth the effort!
 

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Dinna Fash, my friend. We shall reach muppetdom together tomorrow :devil:
“And I've looked over. And I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight, that we, as a people, will get to the promised land. And I'm happy, tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of FDJ.”
 

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Maybe the trip to London was like the song A Whole New World. He wanted to show the missus the wondrous sights of Manchester to convince her. So he whisks her away to London with his trusted sidekick, Memphis, a necessary detour to lose the paparazzi, and then disguise themselves and set off for Manchester in a clandestine way, mingling with the populace taking in the sights.

Bad news is, he seems disappointed, and she seems unenchanted by the whole affair. And Memphis is nowhere to be found.
 

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Where is he anyway? he looked pissed in that video and people around him were saying wa wa wa wa wa. Im assuming thats spanish?
 

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Ha ha. You kill me Brownie! Even if FDJ tells you personally that he’s not coming, you will still doubt it!! I’m the same - only the window shutting will convince me we’ve failed. Even then it will be a temporary failure until January.
 
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