So that would be no one then.
Nordic Ghost Yeti | Haaland at City
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Why wouldn't we be discussing the best striker in the world?
Sucks he plays for our rivals but let's call a spade a spade here
The incompetence of Ole not able to bring this guy to the club. Watching Haaland do this for City of all clubs is mighty depressing. Especially when our golden boy is bloody Rashford!
He doesn’t score goals. He scores hat tricks.
@Anderson_7_ certainly isn’t jealous. He thinks he’s shit.
Lots of people, back when we were actually close to signing him. Just a Lukaku 2.0, and Haaland would not be good for Martials development and game time, was two of the most popular opinions back then.No one said this for fecks sake
Yep, the one positive thing he could've done for us would have been to insist on this transfer. His passive manner cost us.
To be fair I do remember the Martial obsessives saying that
If the reports are true that Haaland didn't trust United's board to keep supporting Ole there is truly nothing he could have done in that case. That mistake is on Woodward
Ok this is starting to get ridiculous now.
I'm already sick and tired Robbie
Really? Best player in the world by a significant margin? Why?A god. Best player in the world by a significant margin. I remember someone here he is not as good as RVN was.
Can’t stop scoring. Gonna be breaking records for the fun of it.
The best thing about him is that he isn’t a sexy sounding brazilian or Italian or Argentinian, he’s a big ugly Norwegian. Who let this happen?
Because the conversation has been going in circles for months.
Nothing new gets said. It's the exact same comments being repeated on a daily basis.
Only way that changes is if he stops scoring or assisting every game he plays.
He's a Viking going to Valhalla
Just feck off Erling.
Go do something stupid and get banned.
Go do something stupid and get banned.
Cnut Alfie Haaland gets a cnut son who becomes the best striker in the world playing for a cnut club with cnut owners.
There is no god.
There is no god.
He’s absurd
With Norway not in the WC, this dude is going to have a nice long vacation and come back fresh after Jan. Wont be surprised if he hits 50 goals for the season
What the feckA god. Best player in the world by a significant margin. I remember someone here he is not as good as RVN was.
Considering it’s a “Haaland Watch” thread, I’d imagine it’s most likely to get bumped when he scores as opposed to when he gets out of bed or has a shit.
Alfie Haaland just seemed like an average build guy. How the feck is his son a beast?
Did his dad marry The Rock’s sister?
Did his dad marry The Rock’s sister?
I’m just glad he’s not doing it for a proper club, makes it even more silly.
That's the scariest part. While everyone will come back exhausted, he is gonna be going full force and starving to play again after the break. If City's key players manage to remain fit, it's game over for the league and maybe even the CL, although crazier things have happened.
Nowhere near as good mate.
Odin's bastard innitA god. Best player in the world by a significant margin. I remember someone here he is not as good as RVN was.
Ole told the club to sign Haaland when he was 16.
Why? Without him City won't be winning these exact games with these exact scorelines?
I'll save my Erlingasms for the matches where City are under the cosh for most of the game, barely surviving, and then Haaland almost singlehandedly drags them to a win. E.g. Benzema last season, repeatedly.
Club didn't want him, then when we decided we did .... he didn't want to come.
Ole didn't have final say on transfers, same as ETH doesn't.
Suppose he kinda-sorta looks like Hemsworth. If I squint...
You should read the Guardian's match coverage. They know how to grovel all right.
He's getting on my fecking nerves now and he's only been here a couple of months. Why oh why oh why didn't Mctominay tw@t him last weekend...
As much as he plays for a big rival I’m genuinely intrigued as to how many he can score this season.
A part of me wants it to be an insane number. I don’t know why, it’s like witnessing something incredible.
actually it’s not like witnessing something incredible it really is watching it happen in real time.
A part of me wants it to be an insane number. I don’t know why, it’s like witnessing something incredible.
actually it’s not like witnessing something incredible it really is watching it happen in real time.
I mean, he is literally the only striker in the PL that hits these absurd numbers, everyone else are steady as she goes. This argument only works if defenders just turn to crap the moment they play city, and only city.
I have the same feeling. Just don’t care about City enough to not enjoy watching him as a neutral.
A player this big is not supposed to be so quick and agile.
Yeah that’s it in a nutshell.
If he was banging goals in at 2 a game for Liverpool I’d be fecking livid.
He's no Mario Gomez, Gomez scored more in the BL and UCL while at Bayern.