MOTM for Jesse - the lads back in form.
Jesse Lingard | Seoul singer
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
I see a bright future for him
Going places
Forrest just a stepping stone
Still a young player just breaking through, can't wait to see him at a big club
Still has time on his side.
LINGARD IS A YOUNG PLAYER HAHA
He has so much potential!
Absolutely has the world at his feet.
Calm down lads - he plays for Forest now and we like him a lot.
You need to watch out only half a year left on the contract and has the world at his feet.
Great to see a young lad get a shot with the first team. He will have a new line of socks out asap
We’re currently having a whip round to stump up the required billions to extend his contract for another year!
And rightly you should this is a future balloon door.
The young lad stuff isn’t funny and is so boring 
As long as he scores the winner next week. I mean, it’s not as if he’ll be conflicted given the overwhelming love and affection he gets from the United faithful.
No he was given plenty of time to roam around. Hopefully we see him again soon.
SO SAYETH M BISONThe young lad stuff isn’t funny and is so boring
You’re a VIPer on JLingz.com, aren’t you?The young lad stuff isn’t funny and is so boring
The lad looks happy!
You know you made it when you do a dance to go up 2-1 v Blackburn in the Carabao Cup
Is that… a dedicated Jesse Lingard fan account? Good Lord…
I get feeling aggrieved at false promises, but ffs we all know why he wasn’t playing, because he was utter shite.
scores a deflection against Blackburn in the Carabao and starts talking again... classic Jesse. You didn't play because you're shite lad, you've looked overweight and like the worst player in the Forest team for the first 3 months of the season.
Nailed on to score against us though, might be his most annoying dance yet
Nailed on to score against us though, might be his most annoying dance yet
It's nice how he and Henderson have both ended up at Forest, that way at least they'll have each other to listen to about how wronged they were by United, I'm not sure there's anyone else that wants to hear it anymore tbh.
I presume he’s talking about the season straight after his West Ham loan spell. Where the team was utter shite and he barely kicked a ball.
But he did and he was terrible when given the chance.
Juan Mata finished the season as a first team player. And the sad thing is it wasn't his passing or his touches that got him in the team, he showed more energy and defensive discipline than about 6 other players who got chances before him. Lingard wasn't dropped because he's a pretty mediocre player, he was dropped for being half assed and unprofessional.
You're supposed to train hard every single time. Dont really get the "when you".
I like to think he's just playing dumb right there, I refuse to believe he actually thinks so much of himself he doesn't see he was utter shite.
The guy seriously thinks he is a world beater. You should have been sold but Ole was an idiot to keep you.
The type of attacking player Fergie would break the bank. British, mentally strong and 100% football focus, with immense potential.
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Even after ronaldo pulled all the shit he did with Piers Morgan, I still find Lingaard to be worse than Ronaldo.
He epitomises the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Should get a new tagline like that sporting fella @Mr Pigeon
Deserved absolutely feck all from us. Posting West Ham pictures on Twitter, videos of him pissing about in training and just all round terrible form he deserved absolutely nothing and we messed up not selling him the summer after his loan.
18 months without a goal or assist
He deserved answers, out of respect. Must have been politics. Even though 18 months without a goal or assist
Refused to to play for Ralf when his big money loan to Newcastle didn't happen
Expectations were too high moving from man united to forest
Feck off, hope he gets booed
He deserved answers, out of respect. Must have been politics. Even though 18 months without a goal or assist
Refused to to play for Ralf when his big money loan to Newcastle didn't happen
Expectations were too high moving from man united to forest
Feck off, hope he gets booed
Some of you hold really bizarre grudges. Jesse was pivotal in us winning some big games and even trophies as an academy product.
He’s now quite rightly gone, but the bile thrown at him is just weird
He’s now quite rightly gone, but the bile thrown at him is just weird
He's the one again saying he was hard done by the club. Nobody was talking about him
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