I like you. But in this case, you’re like a dude who’s convinced he could land with the lesbian next door because she’s dumped her girlfriend. It ain’t gonna happen.
Harry Kane | Bayern Munich player
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
I 100% he'd choose us over Bayern, maybe it's rose tinted glasses. He wants that damn record and he strikes me as a This Morning and Pot Noodle sort of dullard.
Then send it. Upside is the PR is great if we don't get him. We tried and we made a move
That’s if Spurs have any intention to accept the same offer from United.
I actually slept with a lesbian once, hence my belief anything is possible.
We can't afford him. Spurs won't sell him to us. It's an exercise in futility.
Levy doesn't have an obligation to accept the same bid from Utd. He'd just turn it down and we'd look stupid.
They might if Kane said I want to join United
its not done in real time. Its not like you have to have X now to sign Y. We can sign Kane then balance the books.
I actually don’t want him to leave the Prem - be a shame seeing someone so close to Shearer’s record and leave now.
Levy is too petty and Spurs are run too badly for normal logic to apply.
Agree. And it’s not like they don’t have the resources to move and take care of their newborn and their family. Munich is actually a pretty cool place to live when you have money.
He should definitely go. Try to win the Bundesliga and fight for the Champions League. I’d actually love to see him at United but there’s no way Levy would let him join us even if we somehow match the bid.
That's a huge FFP risk, you're assuming we get value for the outgoings - and right now that's not looking likely.
Its worth a fax, nothing to lose.
There is nearly £100 million on the table now though. Less than what I thought it would take to get him.
Maybe we should just submit a bid so that the media can't say "they didn't even try for Kane" anytime Hojlund doesn't score a Hat-Trick.
Although they will still just say we didn't try enough or whatever.
Although they will still just say we didn't try enough or whatever.
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With what money?
I’d like to know more about the timeline in that case. Might be that she learned something about herself after being with you.
Harry doesn't know he can now watch Eastenders abroad really easily, you don't have to stay just for that mate.
We have more than enough. We are just choosing not to spend it.
If a Prem club comes in with a bid Kane would move. He's chasing the Shearer record without a doubt.
Not when Kane says he isn’t going to Bayern. At that point, Levy is utterly stuck. If Kane chooses Bayern over us then so be it but I’m confident that he won’t if the wages are in the same ballpark.
They leak we bid for him. Publicly we look desperate and that we don't want to go through a season with only Hojlund (which is true but you don't want to advertise how desperate you are).
Sell rasmus, add 30 mil. Get KANE.
Remember that £94.5m figure if this goes through, because that is going to be used against United if we’re struggling at any point and pundits are going to say why we didn’t spend a bit more.
We all know Levy would have set us a price of £140m to sign him
We all know Levy would have set us a price of £140m to sign him
Did you just forget the 180M we’ve already spent?
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I said this month or so ago. Wait for Levy to accept them throw our bid in on the off chance Kane chooses us.
The plan all along was two strikers with Hojlund being the understudy.
The deal also appears to have a large amount of the money up front, which I don't think we could afford to do?
Why? To look stupid?
For once we are doing the right things in the transfer market and few want to go back to old ways.
Show the fans and the football world we are a serious club. The PR in attempting is much better than a big what if.
Yes we could if needed. We have a massive revolving credit facility and let's face it the Glazers aren't leaving so there isn't much stopping us from using it.
Look stupid?! The best striker in the league is available and we don't even attempt it. No one will think it's stupid bidding for him, even if it is rejected.
Is it a football manager thing or a Fifa thing or something?
Why do people seem to think if we lodge a similar bid Levy has to accept it?
We all know if he's demanding 100m from Bayern he'll want about 120m from us
Why do people seem to think if we lodge a similar bid Levy has to accept it?
We all know if he's demanding 100m from Bayern he'll want about 120m from us
So putting in a bid that never going to be successful and that we can't afford to even back up makes us a serious club?
Makes us sound like a bunch of clowns I'd you ask me.
When Levy has an easy way out to sell the player to outside league why will he accept similar bid from us?
People running the clubs are not stupid, as much as fans want to believe that .
We have to make much more larger bid with much more favorable terms for Levy to accept the bid.
Bang on.
I'd be willing to bet if Kane was German or French playing for someone in La Liga, Bundesliga etc.. in a similar scenario lads wouldn't be as giddy wanting United to spend £100m
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