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Am I the only one who doesn't feel confident with left-footed players taking penalties?
You're not the only one. However really self confident ones like Richardson hardly ever miss. I personally don't trust Giggs, Saha and Evra in a shoot out situation.. And I lost faith in Scholes' penalties for shoot outs. Even though he isn't left footed.....
 

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Left footers usually don't have variety in where they hit their penalties and hence are easier for keepers to read.
I'm trying really hard to understand that. There should not be a difference in a left footed and right footed penalty taker.
Where am i going wrong?
 
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I'm trying really hard to understand that. There should not be a difference in a left footed and right footed penalty taker.
Where am i going wrong?
Go and watch a re -run of either Chelsea's last penalty shoot out vs Liverpool and count the number of times the left footers of both sides put the ball in the same direction.
 

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I can't see the correlation Rubberman.
It's just the same action with the opposite foot.
 

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I still don't understand Rubberman. There is no difference whatsoever. It would only make a difference if the ball was off centre.
 

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Believe what you want. What you say above is a total myth. Years of watching and participating in penalty shoot outs has taught me that. Just like it's a myth that penalties are a lottery...
Shut up you Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime! During any of these 'years of watching and participating in penalty shootouts' did you realise that you're an idiot?
 

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This is what Brad Cantona has been waiting for....:lol:
 

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you pathetic buffoon. I descend from a race of people who are masters of the art of penalty taking. So quit embarrassing yourself
You German?
If that is so, then everything you have said is right.
Damn those bastards with their penalties.
On another note, your argument is bollocks. :p
 
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I still don't understand Rubberman. There is no difference whatsoever. It would only make a difference if the ball was off centre.
You believe what you want. The next shoot out you watch with left footers participating, you will be able to accurately predict where each left footer will place his penalty. then you will remember what I said. Till
then believe what you want. It makes no difference to me.
 

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Shut up. You never ever have any valid argument behind that statement. So be original for once in your life and present one or shut the feck up...
That's like asking me to prove that 2+2=4. It's blatently obvious to anyone with half a mind that being right or left footed has no bearing whatsoever as to how varied your penalty kicks are. Can left-footed players not kick the ball in certain diretions or something?
 

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You believe what you want. The next shoot out you watch with left footers participating, you will be able to accurately predict where each left footer will place his penalty. then you will remember what I said. Till
then believe what you want. It makes no difference to me.
Well why would any manager let their left-footed players take penalties? Have they not noticed that left-footed players cannot kick the ball to the right? You should get in touch with SAF and let him in on your discovery before it's too late and he lets Giggs take one!

idiot.







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Players with an E in their first name can't tackle. FACT!
 
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Well why would any manager let their left-footed players take penalties? Have they not noticed that left-footed players cannot kick the ball to the right? You should get in touch with SAF and let him in on your discovery before it's too late and he lets Giggs take one!
You are a pure moron. I never said they can't take penalties or they can't score them either. I just said their's are easier to read. But this escaped your sight. Since you lack a proper functioning brain to actually control it. If you can't take a fact. feck you. That's YOUR darn problem not mine. You tosser


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Players with an E in their first name can't tackle.
Confirming my earlier statement. You imbecelic buffoon
 

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Nope i suppose your right there. For an argument, you need two different views that actually make sense. Your view is bollocks.
 
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How is it fact? It clearly isn't. You're the only one here who thinks it is.
You wish. what I said about left footers is true. What I said about penalties is even more solid than that. They are not a lottery. That is why certain nations/ teams win penalty shoot outs more than others. They actually practice and also keep their focus during the shoot outs. The team that fails to 1) practice seriously prior to a shoot outs or 2) looses focus during the shoot outs always lose.
 

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You're raising the bar on spasticity Rubberman.
If everything was that simple, managers would never allow a left footed player to take a penalty.
This is right up there with your Bramble > Zidane and Richardson = Giggs theories.
 

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You wish. what I said about left footes is true. What I said about penalties is even more solid than that. They are not a lottery. That is why certain nations/ teams win penalty shoot outs more than others. They actually practice and also keep their focus during the shoo outs. The team that fails to 1) practice seriously prior to a shot out or 2) looses focus during he shoot out always lose.
:lol: How can something be more true than true?
 
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Nope i suppose your right there. For an argument, you need two different views that actually make sense. Your view is bollocks.
I'm not promoting a view at all. I'm stating a fact. Just like the sun rises in the east and sets in the west is a fact and not a view. It's up to you to accept it or not. It's not up to me to convince you.
 

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I'm not promoting a view at all. I'm stating a fact. Just like the sun rises in the east and sets in the west is a fact and not a view. It's up to you to accept it or not. It's not up to me to convince you.
Well, can you please tell us how this is a fact. Ciderman has already asked politely. The only person telling us that it is fact is you, and as everyone knows, that isn't the most reliable or intelligent source.
 

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I'm not promoting a view at all. I'm stating a fact. Just like the sun rises in the east and sets in the west is a fact and not a view. It's up to you to accept it or not. It's not up to me to convince you.
:lol: :lol: :lol: FFS!!! Is he serious?




It's a fact that you dreamt up all on your own RICTR. Anyone can do that, watch...




Players who have 42" Panasonic TV's are good in the air. FACT!
 
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You're raising the bar on spasticity Rubberman.
If everything was that simple, managers would never allow a left footed player to take a penalty.
This is right up there with your Bramble > Zidane and Richardson = Giggs theories.
You really are thick mate. I have never said Bramble > Zidane. It's a figment of your stupid brain. I've never said Giggs = Richardson either. That's another crude myth promoted by the likes of you

To top it all I have clearly not said left footers can't and shouldn't take penalties. I said there's are more readable that's all. And for your information just because you can tell where some one will place his penalty, doesn't mean the keeper will get to it. It's like you've never seen keepers go the right way while still not being able to stop the penalty, in your entire life ffs...
 

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I heard that players with Sharp microwaves are unable to score one on ones.......
 
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