I knew it lads!
See my posts a while back, I don't know how long as I'm really stoned
See my posts a while back, I don't know how long as I'm really stoned
Bryan Mbeumo | Improved offer not actually placed yet (Ducker) | United confident they can close the deal
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Time to get the tissue box.
Title change. 
The only thing that would get me harder than that tweet is a tweet that says “Manchester United have accepted an offer for Rasmus Højlund”
These are the kind of signings we made earlier under Klopp (Mane, Wijnaldum, Robertson). Smart signing for United (alongside Cunha) assuming it gets done.
Saw a video from Howson the other day with his concern that his starting position tends to be pretty much that of a right winger coming inside, not the position he's expected to play with us.
Anyone who has seen him regularly think this is a problem?
Anyone who has seen him regularly think this is a problem?
Done.Title change.
*punches the air* Get in lads!
As much as it pains me, we may need to live with Onana for another season if the plan is sort out attack and midfield this summer (which is what it looks like). We need a striker and potentially two CMs after this, so not sure where the keeper comes in.
Devil in the Detail?Mind you I just listened to a podcast that explained why he isn’t a great option.
Me too - was like a cold shower compared to my original view
Nice.
Amazing how many journalists can't spell his name
We can still pay a feck ton of money. Also maybe he really believes in our rebuild.Wow how the feck do we have this type of pull still?
We are absolutely shit
Indeed!Devil in the Detail?
Me too - was like a cold shower compared to my original view
it has put me off to be fair!Wirtz is the kinda signing we made under Woodward
Let’s gooo. Surprised a player doesn’t have to take weeks to decide the club he wants to go.
Haven’t seen PexMup in some years: what’s brought you out of retirement?
Would be a ridiculous and unforgivable decision to do that. Onana is one of the worst goalkeepers in Europe.
Should easily be able to find a better keeper than him.
Mbeumo, Amad, Cunha, Mount, Zirkzee:
Not a bad set of options if Bruno is leaving. Just need a number 9, a goalkeeper and an all action midfielder (or two).
Not a bad set of options if Bruno is leaving. Just need a number 9, a goalkeeper and an all action midfielder (or two).
Get in! Surprised he’d choose us over a CL club. Him + Cunha would be some start to the window.
They counted us out, we keep pulling back elbows! feck! Yes!
Better yet, we do have a plan, and the plan is rolling along.
United is on his way back. GGMU!!
Better yet, we do have a plan, and the plan is rolling along.
United is on his way back. GGMU!!
Would be a great signing for you.
Promising. Another player of the right age and PL proven as well.
Cunha and Mbeumo my word it feels like my bollocks have grown back
Two attacking signings I approve of in one summer? I feel lightheaded. Get the striker right and we move.
Ha, we'll see.
Great news!
That sounds ridiculous, but it's also absolutely true. Liverpool are huge around the globe, and they've every bit of the respect they command, but United are still the biggest club in England and only third behind Real and Barcelona on this thing that completed a trip around the sun every 365 days.
Cunha-Zirkzee-Mbuemo fluid attack. That could work. With this a goalie is now higher priority than a 9.
I was just aimlessly scrolling twitter and there it is, from the oracle's mouth. Fantastic news.
Did you miss last season?!
Be great if we can agree a £25m + £25m type of deal, similar to the Cunha structure.
Except that’s not how goal math works.We could potentially be adding 35 goals to our front line. The great thing is they both play for clubs that are at or around our level so the service will be similar
A 9 is still a priority. We don’t want to see Hojlund in any capacity
Yeah!! Me to—wait, what?
Let's fecking go
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6332515/2025/06/02/manchester-united-bryan-mbeumo-transfer/
Would be a brilliant start to the summer.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6332515/2025/06/02/manchester-united-bryan-mbeumo-transfer/
Would be a brilliant start to the summer.
Must have!Can we start talking about xg now?
Delap doesn’t think so but feck him