Yeah, but what a way to go lads, what a way to go.This thread is like a black hole, the whole of the Caf is going to collapse into it
I bet not even Stephen Hawking saw this coming.
Yeah, but what a way to go lads, what a way to go.This thread is like a black hole, the whole of the Caf is going to collapse into it
As is your spelling sonny jim!This thread is an embarressment.
Has someone hacked the chef's account? He's much less coherent than usual
The collapse has started. It's actively pulling in posts from other threads...
The End of the Caf is Nigh. Repent ye Hargreaves doubters and prepare to meet thy Chief.
Noodle's going to Hell.
You are really struggling with the collapse of the Cafe here aren't you?So to summarise, Carrick is better than Hargreaves.
Thank feck that's over with.
mate, it's been proven that you lied, you said he kept kaka quiet for the entire game, and when I asked you if that was the 2-0 game in Germany, you said yes. Now you're coming to tell me, that by 'keeping kaka quiet for an entire game' you actually meant for 'almost an entire game' 2 lines below? why would you claim that he kept him quiet for 'an entire game' if you actually meant for 'almost an entire game'? Making two different claims just in case someone finds out you're talking bullshit again? talk about getting desperateWow. I don't really know how to respond to you. I don't think I've ever come across someone quite so blind in my entire life.
Then you quote something from me and you selectively quote it ignoring the more important part not two lines below. I'll bold it for you, almost an entire game.
get in 72
I love the smell of napalm in the morningIt's the apocalypse.
I blame Owen Hargreaves.
So you want everyone to be like your wife and she wants everyone to be like you.Most people think I'm odd - that's fine - I just think they could do with being more like my wife - she reckons most other people should be more like me.
He's from StepfordSo you want everyone to be like your wife and she wants everyone to be like you.
That's sweet, but sort of creepy.
Jesus. Please go back and read the quote you quoted.mate, it's been proven that you lied, you said he kept kaka quiet for the entire game, and when I asked you if that was the 2-0 game in Germany, you said yes. Now you're coming to tell me, that by 'keeping kaka quiet for an entire game' you actually meant for 'almost an entire game' 2 lines below? why would you claim that he kept him quiet for 'an entire game' if you actually meant for 'almost an entire game'? Making two different claims just in case someone finds out you're talking bullshit again? talk about getting desperate
Too much expectation on Hargreaves, decent player but not the next Keane, but not shite either...
To keep the same crap.Dong is not the next Pele.......
Jesus. Please go back and read the quote you quoted.
Never mind, I'll paste the pertinent part for you.
"Hargreaves has proven his worth against the best players in the world. He kept Kaka quiet. He put a lock and key on our Ronaldo.
I've seen Hargreaves keep Kaka quiet for almost an entire game."
You see, I realized that by stating he kept Kaka quiet, people like you would misconstrue the remark and run with it. Further propagating the "One man can defend by himself" myth that noodle created and attributed to Chief. So I clarified exactly what I meant so that intelligent folks such as yourself wouldn't be confused.
There are some who are on a windup. You are clearly retarded.
No, what you realized was that someone might actually find out that you're talking bullshit, and hence you had to change you claim of 'He Kept Kaka quiet' to 'He kept kaka quiet almost for an entire game' shortly in subsequent paragraphs. That suggests that you knew you were talking out of your ass, but just to be on the safe side, you had to slightly alter your claim a little later in that post to cover your ass in case someone shows you up as the daft liar you are.
yep, you, the rubberman and Nucks are clearly the only Einsteins in this threadThere are some who are on a windup. You are clearly retarded.
If it doesn't get in the Classics i'll be dissapointed.This thread will live on in infamy.
Noone said that. You learn to read. The Chief said he can defend 'virtually on his on'. You then quite stupidly questioned whether I knew what 'virtually' meant. Yes, thanks. Noone actually tried to claim he could defend entirely on his own."One man can defend by himself" myth that noodle created and attributed to Chief.
I wish to point out my superiority in the most po-faced manner possible, I believe the way to achieve this is to superfluously underline certain segments of my posts, which should always be four or five paragraphs long.
I have a vague memory of laughing, once, I belive it was in 1998.....
Ladies and Gentlemen, guess that poster!
Except that I didn'tFurther propagating the "One man can defend by himself" myth that noodle created and attributed to Chief.