Made-up XIs

[sincher]

Christmas XI

Roque Santa Claus
Evander Snowman
Elves Hammond
Carol Poborsky
Kiki 'Chris' Musampa
Once in Royal David Speedie
Hark the Herald Juan Pablo Angels sing

 

[Plechazunga]

Kiki 'Chris' Musampa

brilliant, if possibly lifted off everybody

Pepe Reindeer
Tainio Tim Howard
Ruud van Mistletooy
Paul Konchesknuts roasting bitches on an open Feyenoord
Jason Macabreteer drink-drivinge Haaland El Television Davis Kronkampaigns

 

[Plechazunga]

Christmas TV...

Mary Popescu
Titi Titi Boumsong
Clichy of the Titans Bramble

 

[sincher]

Ince Pie
Ryan Bauble

 

[Plechazunga]

We could really do with Big Andy here...

 

[sincher]

Christmas TV...

Mary Popescu
Titi Titi Boumsong
Clichy of the Titans Bramble

Gordon McQueen's Speech

 

[sincher]

Deck Fitz Hall with Howells of Stan Collymore

 

[Plechazunga]

Gordon McQueen's Speech

Hehehe, that would be much better than the real thing

O Brian Little Solskjaer of Bentleyhem
Ince in Joe Royle Edgar Davids Titi
Little Tony Adams

 

[sincher]

Little Tony Adams

 

[Plechazunga]

Jingle Bellamys
I Saw Three Shipperlys
Harkness, the herald Angel Song, glory Etuhu the Newbon Ledley King

 

[Plechazunga]

The First Noel Whelan
Eric Cantona rest ye merry gentlemen
Silentini Zat Knight

 

[IhabX7]

And Eyal Striker Downing Upson McGhee Withe great Venglos and furious Angloma those who Woods attempt to poison and Bryan Roy my Carruthers. And Euell Ono my name is the Law LeGuen I Lama Venglos Upson McGhee.

 

[kf]

Little Tony Adams

 

[Plechazunga]

Redcafe Posts XI

Ian Moan
Mart Doom
Sean Baloney
Matthew shut the feck Upson
Half-Baked Theory Henry
Freddie ABU
James crush you like a Beattie

 

[Justin]

Grant all scousers here are Leadbitter
Jimmy Bullox
Gaël Clichés
Georgios' match Sammarys
Titus Rambles
Posts are often Tugay

 

[M160RA]

Rio "Trance" Ferdinand
Michael Bollocks
Gossip Skoko
Phil Blabb

Fernando Torres?

 

[KingEric7]

Chat shittu
ONOESworthy
Euell Evra win anything Smith Kidds
Bias Vassell
Scousers are Jankers

 

[True Treble Reds]

Marco Caftardelli

 

[KingEric7]

Weaponary XI

Gunnarson
Wilfred Bomba
Nuke Young
Van Der Sword
Joey Crowbarton
West Hammer
Daniel Dagger

 

[Spammy]

Phil Stabb
Ashley Colt
Alan Smith & Wesson

 

[True Treble Reds]

Weaponary

Paul Kniffil
Julio Cruz Missile
Brynn Gunn him Stuart Downing

 

[duffer]

Wes Browning

 

[LizardKing]

We've already had a Fish XI:

Lehmann Sole
John Scales
Gary Bream
Mark Fish
Jody Haddock
Frank Lamprey
Rod Wallace
Angler-ma
Dieter Salmonn
Nicky HaliButt
Ruben Barajuda


Manager: Glen Coddle
Chairman: David Gill

How about a 'Terrorism XI'? Well stocked on the goalie front:

Nigel Martyr
Shaka Hizbullah
Twin Flowers
Sheik Given
The Anti-Niemi League
Schmeichel of Violence


Also:

Sun Jihad
Holy Warhurst
Neil Helicoptergunshipperley
The Al Axa Martyr's Brigade
Gaza
Mullery Omar, former leader of the Touchlineban




Sorry

Twin Flowers

 

[True Treble Reds]

Lamparded him Ouijer his head Withe a Crewe Drogbar...

 

[Justin]

Joe Cannonball

 

[peterstorey]

Dyna Meite
Bryn Gunn
David Crossbow
Alf Arrowsmith
Lee Bowyer

 

[Spammy]

It was Mrs Gavin Peacock in the Fitz Hall with the D.Agger.

 

[KingEric7]

Nicky Hunt Object
Lee Sharpe Object
Mehdi Knifti
Lee Crossbowyer
Bill Shankly
George Spear
Desert Eagles
Paul Rifle

 

[Spammy]

AJ Yorke-Arshavin.

 

[KingEric7]

Battering Stam
Hidetoshi Nakatapult
Songbow

 

[Giggsy PO]

Tranquillo Beretta
Manuel Ammonia
Roque Santa Cruiser
Dietmarine Hammann
Kolotusya Toure
Chris Eagle
Hossam Migo
Hammeur Bazzokaza
Robin Van Pershing

 

[Big Andy]

Bryan Gunn
Enzo C4
Ruud Bullet
Ruud Van Pistolrooy
Walter P.Pique
D. Agger
Tank Lampard
Crossbowyer
Blunderbuust
Cluster M'Bomba
Julio Cruz Missile
Light Saber Veron

 

[iguanamanc]

Pet food XI

Footballers from any era. I'll start with

Pedigree Chumbonda
Brian Labonio
Ferenc Whiskas
Andriy Shebachenko

Manager - 'Big Trill' Scolari

Come on guys, we need a team that'll Winalot of matches

 

[kf]

Walter P.Pique

Genius!

 

[Justin]

The Man Utd Champion brand
Orijen Robben
Patinnova Evo
Saha bits n pieces
Drogbreath Delight
Robin can purr-sie

 

[Big Andy]

Footballers from any era. I'll start with

Pedigree Chumbonda
Brian Labonio
Ferenc Whiskas
Andriy Shebachenko

Manager - 'Big Trill' Scolari

Come on guys, we need a team that'll Winalot of matches

I'm gonna extend this to Pet Related items...just cos I can...

Jan Collar
Jari Litterman
Felix Magath
Terry Butchers
Lars Bonehinen
Didier Dogbed

 

[iguanamanc]

Good call Andy:

Muzzle Izzet
Leadley King
Terry Hutcher
Liam Milletspray
Harry Kennell
Geoff Horsefield
Lee Chappieman
Kevin Cowbell
Stan FishBowles
Lee Catterflap

and our very own - Fang Dogchew

 

[Big Andy]

Good call Andy:

Muzzle Izzet
Leadley King
Terry Hutcher
Liam Milletspray
Harry Kennell
Geoff Horsefield
Lee Chappieman
Kevin Cowbell
Stan FishBowles
Lee Catterflap

and our very own - Fang Dogchew

Seed Malbranque

 

[iguanamanc]

Biscuits XI

Plain, chocolate or sandwich. Sweet or savoury. With bits or without. Single, packet or selection. All nationalities welcome.

Emmanuel Petit Fours
Gary Baildey
Martin O'tmeall
Shola Amaretti
Paul Kitkatson
Louis Figroll
Andy Richtea
Jay Jay Ochoccy
Steve Penguinan

Manager: Wafer Benitez

 

[Justin]

Cesc Fibre wheat
Nigel Oreo-coker
Steven Peanut
Jam, Vanilla of Hazelnut
Wes Brownie
Francis Jaffar cakes