Both Excellent Reasons...I think it's fairly conclusive now
100 Reasons Dimitar Berbatov is Better Than Cristiano Ronaldo
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Berbatov could be a vampire
49. Berbatov has More Letters Than Ronaldo - This means the shirt will be more expensive to buy with his name on the back. Everyone knows the more expensive something is, the better it is, with the exception of Ronaldo himself who is obviously the exception that proves the rule.
50. Berbatovs dad was a rapist. This is bound to scare the defence!
i checked it too, and the Ronaldo oneWas it only me that counted the syllables in Wombles of Wimbledon, just to check.
51. Has anybody mentioned the size of his wang?
52. His first name rhymes with
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Cristiano rhymes with nothing cool at all.
Cristiano rhymes with nothing cool at all.
53. Dimitar Berbatov is so powerful that he requires the blood of ten pure-hearted virgins in order to rise from his bed in the morning; Cristiano Ronaldo requires only nine.
54. Ronaldo had to change clubs to get the number 9 shirt
55 Berbatov requires no more than a coffin and a little home soil to sleep in - Ronaldo needed an entire Hilton
56. United paid 30+ Million for Berba but 12 Million for Ronaldo
57. Berba wears a hairband and still does not look like a girl
58. Tevez was jealous of Berbatov and not Ronaldo
59. Berbatov looks like a man
http://www.scandalouscandice.com/scandalous_candice/cristiano_ronaldo/
http://www.scandalouscandice.com/scandalous_candice/cristiano_ronaldo/
59: His initilals DB are also the letters for popular dance music Drum and Bass, the only form of UK Dance music to be truly original to these shores, therefore that makes him bad ass
I rate this one.
60. Berba sleeps with this:
61.
berba never has been, and never will be a world cup winker.
berba never has been, and never will be a world cup winker.
62. When Berbatov jumps into a pool, Berbatov doesn't get wet. The pool gets Berbatov.
63. Berbatov has a much larger and whiter forehead, providing a clearer target for crosses in the box - this has the added advantage of producing the symptoms of snow-blindness in onrushing opposition goalkeepers.
64. Berbatov currently plays for united, ronaldo does not.
65. The word 'Tov' in hebrew means 'good'. Ronaldo has no such luck with any syllable.
66. Dimitar Berbatov is the only man alive to defeat both the Predator and an Alien in hand to hand combat.
67. Bloodless skin is cool - see Twighlight. Permatan is not - see Dog the Bounty Hunter.
68. Dimitar berbatov has a hench, big headed cock, ronaldo is a hench big headed cock
I think so
69. He would make you an offer that you can't refuse.
69. Berbatov plays for the biggest club in the world. While Ronaldo plays for the team called real madrid.
70 berba will be the happiest man at the end of may 2010
71. He fills all our needs. 
72. Berba has more goals on my FM game, and my mates.
73. Aston Martin think he is so cool they named the DB9 after him
74. There has never been 100 reasons Ronaldo is better than Berbatov
75. When Dimitar Berbatov goes to bed, he checks his closet for the boogeyman. When Cristiano Ronaldo goes to bed, he checks his closet for Dimitar Berbatov.
76. Osama Bin Laden and Kim Jong-Il fear Dimitar Berbatov... they laugh at the thought of Ronaldo
77. anderson searl shouts for berbatov
78. He was really good in The Untouchables. Even Ronaldo can't compete with marksmanship like that.
79 Berbatov won more trophies in his first year with United.
80 He plays for Manchester United.