What the?
I need a gif of Mourinho walking away celebrating
One of my pet peeves. He obviously wanted to play it with his right foot. ie avoid his left foot I don't know why there are so many players who can't function with both feet. They all come through professional academies and yet I don't see too many players who can function well with both feet. For all the 'notes' and 'write up plans' these academy coaches do, they produce a lot of one footed players. We should expect more from professional players.
When you find out that the baby isn't yours.
Maybe he is saying to the board. 'Look six of them and we still look dodgy at the back'.
What is the point in hiring managers if they have to conform to playing a set way? Why not just have the CEO run the matches?
Bailly had to be held back by Carrick.Not sure what happened though
Yeah, idiotic from Valencia - failing to score in your imagination. Maybe you could give him an imaginary bollocking and fine him an imaginary week's wages.
If that the case then fine, we seriously need to sell Smalling, Jones and Darmian.
Yes, unthinkable that he dos anything he can to get 3 points , how dare he.
Look at the expressions on the face of the officials there especially that last guy, looked like he was shitting his pants thinking that Jose might punch him. 
Dealt with
Now, there's a thought.
I think if we pressed they would have rather passed sidewards or loose the ball too . Okay no worries 3 points were most imp today.
I guess we will never know then unless we go back in time and keep Mata on or bring on a positive sub. Also the goal wouldn't have come had Smalling hadn't had a brainfart and tried to clear the ball with his right food when he could have easily done with his left. Now you're gonna say the ball wouldn't have come in had we not brought a defender on. And no one can argue with a logic like that. Just saying that the sub would have brought us a clean sheet had Smalling not messed up. We were surely nt going to keep a clean sheet with Mata on.
What the actual feck are you talking about you massive drama queen?
Because that is not the spirit of Manchester United. We shouldn't be a pragmatic club because Mourinho is a coward and a pragmatic human being.
What is your problem??? We won. Cheer up ffs.
We would've won even without the slip.Go right ahead, Mourinho totally put me to shame there with his tactic of mind-controlling Valdes to slip. Tooootally redeemed himself, was probably the plan all along.
You don't but I don't think the reason for that was us sitting back, but them inevitably throwing everything forward and attacking us in the final 30 anyway. Especially with this team today, we didn't have the players to play possession game, more to counterattack.
You are right. That is the perfect time to bring a defensive midfielder to kill the game, but we didn't have any midfielders in the bench. Only defenders and wingers.
Good.
what are you on about - "the united way". stop this shit please. as if we always played attacking football under SAF. its all about winning, today was a hard game against a team fighting for survival. after this weeks a tactically superb display. this forum gets weirder and weirder - when we lose everything is shit, now we win and we dont win in the right way. dont be so miserable
Simon Stone @sistoney67I keep waiting but the pictures don't move … @GifLord has spoilt me!Tunnel bust-up
Might’ve been over Gestede and Bailly.
Exactly. Let's enjoy moving up from 6th to 5th. Finally!! Cheers.
Who? The United fans who would moan irrespective of the result?
Smalling had a miskick on Boro's goal, yes. But Jones had a crap flying clearance that went high but barely to the edge of his box. Bailly got beat in the aerial duel, then Smalling couldn't get his feet from under him and really should have flicked his left boot, not right. Smalling defended strongly and did his part. Just because players make individual errors, don't forget their overall contribution to the game. And if you're going to single out Smalling, Bailly and Jones didn't cover themselves on glory either for the Boro goal.
What fecking difference does it make what match it is? A win is a win! We needed a result much more than we needed a performance today.
It was probably an FU to Middlesbrough for the way they sacked his good friend and former assistant Karanka. Rumors that it was player power that caused it. Karanka phoned Mourinho a few hours after the sacking and Jose was quite upset about it in his pre game interview. Love the celebration!
Sorry.
Antonio Valencia
Marouane Fellaini
Marcus Rashford
Juan Mata
Ashley Young
David de Gea
Michael Carrick
Jonathan Moss
replaced by Marcos Rojo
replaced by Anthony Martial
replaced by Matteo Darmian
