Recent content by 2ndTouch

He was one of the most intelligent players in the past 30 years, I'd rather not question his knowledge of football. The biggest issue with him is the language barrier. Not speaking German isn't an issue per se, not speaking English is. Other than that we should thank the heavens if our...

Yeah, feck the past, let's re-activate Kroos, and be stuck with him and Gündogan in our center. I pity the poor sod who's destined to do all the running.

It's Glyphosate or Gladiolus tonight You gotta be smart about this, and buy him now, before he becomes unaffordable in the summer window. Cheeky straight swap bid? A Malen brace, that's some Mayan Calendar-end of the world type of s...tuff right there, I'm terrified, and you're here cracking...

But who created the gods, then? You don't answer the fundamental questions of existence by putting in a god, you're just creating a middle-man. That wouldn't make our creators gods in their actual sense, though. Thinking of the many situations in my life, where I just felt completely...

Why do I always have to think about Maccer from GTA San Andreas while reading your posts?

And you won't stop to yell This isn't a fair assessment. He's exceptional at wasting chances

Aww, it's just a display of "echte Liebe". I mean just look at him, he's buzzing like Biene Maja Where would football be without these heartwarming feelgood stories about a lost son finding his way back?

Well, his name kinda matches our sitiuation at the back line, so...

No idea in what physical shape he is right now, but this could actually happen. He had his best performances under Terzic, after all.

If Terzic's sacking is immanent, they both certainly aren't options. And with Hoeneß, I don't know. He seems like hit and miss type of manager, and I'm not sure if he would be able to instill his idea of football into this Dortmund squad. Don't know if Arne would slot in, the rest can be...

Any suggestions on who might improve your situation? You just might end up with Glasner, who's equally inept at playing possession football, and a worse man manager on top. But if you're really contemplating a change in management, don't forget to hire a new DF, too. Your squad composition might...

He's our best defender, no doubt. It's not like Kim hasn't seen his fair share of howlers, either. One of them has kicked us out of the cup. Generally, Kim seems to have issues when put under pressure. Not too impressed by him so far

Hey, I'm counting on you getting something out of the Glyphosate Palace next week. Heja BVB and all that

He currently sits at 19G+7A in 15 matches. That's some prime Messi productivity at least

Not all of us have seen him day in day out. I certainly didn't. What I expected was a very good striker who might struggle a bit with his lack of pace in our squad. What we obviously got is a total monster. This guy's decision making and anticipation are on a different level. He just seems to...