Recent content by Borat Sagdiyev

That's about all there is to it.

Bingo. He's done jack**** to improve himself since breaking into the first team, and that's a preventable failing, not inescapable genetic destiny .

Simply awful. Time for a fresh start at Southampton, etc.

Keep Ole and fire Ed. Players are midtable quality sans a select few.

Don't think he's overrated, but we're witnessing the prime of one of his (very few) betters, which has clouded some perspectives.

Giggs' goal in the FA replay. Jaw-dropping, both in terms of skill and situation (10 men, saved penalty, etc.).

Most of the regulars, bar maybe Claude, seem to be brand-building idiots. All the best insights come from the articulate, one-off guys they randomly grab.

Had a point to prove today, and did so. Stellar.

We'd have spent far less and won a bit more.

We need to put Alexis on the right. Martial is too good to sit.

Think we’re going to give Dave a massive raise, and Madrid will get Courtois (or someone else a little more attainable) since they’ve got to replace the entirety of the BBC over the next 2-3 years.

He’s been the best player in the PL this year, noticeably above what I’d deem the next tier of KDB/Kane. Absolute dream signing for Pool.

They're still a tier or two below the truly elite front lines of Europe, but I do agree that we should be able to have some degree of success against any club. And by outside looking in, I mean outside of the RM, Barca, FCB (and probably now PSG, even though they haven't won recently) cabal...

Hazard is an excellent player, but Messi is from another planet. And he's hardly the only threat in that side -- don't get me wrong, I think we're headed towards that 'inner sanctum' of legitimate CL contenders, but we're still a year or two away.

Antonio Valencia, of course.