Recent content by I'm David Moyes damnit

Probably because Jones has an extensive history of putting one or two good performances together, leading to “he must start!” reactions, followed by an absolute mare or two to remind people that he isn’t very good. Lindelof has been consistently good this season and is a far more solid and...

I predict Jones will play surprisingly well tonight, which will lead to many prematurely calling him “class” and insist he should be starting. Then it’ll become abundantly clear why he shouldn’t within the space of the first two consecutive starts after this.

Oddly lethargic tonight, and even looked uncharacteristically unkempt. Very out of character in both respects.

Many frothing at the mouth over an obviously BS story. Vintage Caf.

I’d rate his overall game as average to slightly above average on the whole. Norwich and Leicester were terrible though, no denying that.

Care to put a bet on this being Ronaldo’s last year playing football?

His overall play isn’t terrible by any stretch of the imagination, in general. It was yesterday, but that’s hardly his normal level.

That’s ridiculous hyperbole.

It’s always amusing that when Ronaldo has a poor game, the whole “we’re worse off with him in the team!!” line gets trotted out. Sometimes players have off days, and this was undoubtedly one of them. He was awful. However, that doesn’t always have to mean he’s causing an issue in a tactical...

I can help you out by sending a video of me doing the double handed pump if you like?:wenger:

The Royals sure love making friends with nonces.

Bit concerned about the lack of options on the bench for if we’re chasing a goal. Mason being back is fantastic of course, but I’d expect him to be rusty. Having said that, we really shouldn’t be struggling to put goals past Palace with Ronaldo, Sancho, Rashford and Fernandez in the starting XI.

I like high press and I can not lie You other coaches can't deny That when a Ralf walks in with an itty bitty waist And shoves real football in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tactics board Cause you notice your defence being overawed Deep in the jeans he’s wearing Plays a...

Agreed. It’s like he’s just been subbed on for Bebestation, very much a like for like replacement.

What a problematic run and ball from Ronaldo. Hope Portugal are OK.