Recent content by I'm David Moyes damnit

  1. Why is everyone so certain that DDG will be a starter under ETH?

    If we sign a world-class CB in the summer then looking at replacing DDG can wait another year to prioritise other positions. If we don’t then a new GK with a much better all round game should be one of the most urgent priorities in the transfer market.
  2. Scott McTominay | 2021/22 Performances

    Have gone from thinking he shouldn’t be a starter to not even being sure he’s good enough to be a squad player, outside of cup games against lower league opposition. Had a season ticket at Fulham for a few seasons in the late 00s, and his performances are generally about on a par with the CMs I...
  3. Convince me to watch the remaining games

    I like you so it wouldn’t be right to try and convince you to watch.
  4. Television James Corden

    This is the worst thing to happen in the world, ever: Haven’t watched it but it’s bound to be.
  5. Man jailed for racially abusing Marcus Rashford on twitter

    What an utterly dreadful post. Didn’t think DJ Jeff’s could be topped in that regard, but here we are.
  6. Anthony Martial | 2021/22 Performances

    Feel my post from April 2019 was pretty spot on. Credit where credit is due as I’m rarely right: “So yeah, give him one more season, but my expectation is that he'll end up having a Quaresma type of career; moments of excellence every now and then but largely underwhelming due to lack of drive...
  7. Wayne Rooney interview

    It’s a license plate from Arrested Development:)
  8. Who is the Nic Cage of football?

    Anderson. Will always have a soft spot for him, even though he was a lazy feck.
  9. Ed Sheeran plagiarism accusation trial | Sheeran wins

    The only fair solution is a court order to ban Ed Sheeran from making any more music.
  10. Fred | 2021/22 Performances

    It’s hilarious that no matter how well Fred plays, you ALWAYS get one or two that try to claim he was bang average. Some get so wrapped up in “not rating” player X or Y they think that particular player can literally never have a good game. Like they’d prefer a player has a poor game to be...
  11. Manchester United: Players increasingly concerned by managerial uncertainty...

    13 players in this season’s squad have played under at least 3 United managers: 3 - Lindelof, Bailly, Pogba, Fred, Dalot, Matic, McTominay 4 -Martial, Rashford, Shaw 5 - Mata, Jones, Lingard Half of our squad are common denominators in our post-Fergie shitness. I’m inclined to believe that...
  12. Cristiano Ronaldo | 2021/22 Performances

    Ronaldo is more of a CF than Rashford, plus Rashford has been largely awful for quite some time now (much worse season than Ronaldo). He’s absolutely not the answer.
  13. Aston Villa vs Manchester United

    Probably because Jones has an extensive history of putting one or two good performances together, leading to “he must start!” reactions, followed by an absolute mare or two to remind people that he isn’t very good. Lindelof has been consistently good this season and is a far more solid and...
  14. Manchester United vs Wolverhampton Wanderers

    I predict Jones will play surprisingly well tonight, which will lead to many prematurely calling him “class” and insist he should be starting. Then it’ll become abundantly clear why he shouldn’t within the space of the first two consecutive starts after this.