Recent content by Valar Morghulis

  1. Marcus Rashford (Out)

    Well that's insane, and totally unjustifiable. I want him to leave. I genuinely think it would be best for both him and the club. But I certainly don't think any sane person could defend this kind of conduct, nothing football related is ever serious enough to warrant this kind of ridiculousness.
  2. Marcus Rashford (Out)

    The sooner the better he is gone. Not only have his performances not been up to par this season but his whole mindset is totally wrong. It's not abuse to point this out. If the club is ever going to reach the heights it should, this kind of bullshit carry on needs to be totally eradicated.
  3. Club Sale | It’s done!

    Brexit Jim kicking off his tenure at the club with his very own David Moyes appointment would be a pretty fecking hilarious conclusion to this whole process :lol:
  4. Your all-time United xi that excludes all Busby and Ferguson breakthrough or purchased players?

    GK: Romero RB: Schweinsteiger CB: Martinez CB: Varane LB: Blind CDM: Casemiro CDM: Matic CAM: Mata LW: Cavani ST: Ibrahimovic RW: Di Maria
  5. Would you throw away the Bayern match?

    Nope I wouldn't try not to win. Truthfully, the Champions League is just not our level, heck does anyone think we'd even win the Europa. I don't, but that is at least a competition we can somewhat realistically be competitive in and progress to the latter stages in, with a bit of luck. The...
  6. Club Sale | It’s done!

    I trust you Judas.
  7. Who replaces Ten Hag?

    The only good option is to try and beg Xabi Alonso to come manage Liverpool's biggest rivals, and pay through the nose to make it happen. Then once he agrees to join starting from next season, have him out there looking all sexy and modern in different coloured blazers. Problem solved.
  8. Club Sale | It’s done!

    He's still on the Caf no doubt. I deliberately don't post in threads very often because my opinions are too good, and I don't want anyone to feel inadequate. But I still browse the forum almost every day. I'm sure Steven Segal's fat brother is the same. And also to keep the thread on topic...
  9. Club Sale | It’s done!

    I know feck all about all this business shit, so correct me if I'm wrong. But surely Bloomberg wouldn't be willing to help the Glazers with the sale like this. Right?
  10. Club Sale | It’s done!

    Don't say that daddy. You are scaring the muppets.
  11. Club Sale | It’s done!

    2008, the year I piped down two twins I met at a TGI Fridays.
  12. Club Sale | It’s done!

    Don't forget our perpetual flooded toilets at Old Trafford. The sale is hanging on by a thread!
  13. Club Sale | It’s done!

    Yep, a design choice taken by Adidas, not the owners personally.